This was earlier, but it amused me enough to copy to one of the Notepad files I had open for working on and taking note of things, and I just saw it again as I'm going through trying to see what I need to keep and what I need to put elsewhere to save (my entire desktop is essentially full of saved Notepad files of things I'm working on )

But yes, I was amused.


Kurt tells you, "Can we get married please?"

Kurt tells you, "I'd be a good husband, I swear."

Kurt tells you, "I'd do all the baking."

Kurt tells you, "And Buy all the furniture for our manse."

Kurt tells you, "And walk the pets."

Kurt tells you, "I promise."

You tell Warden Kurt Nightwalker, Wyrden Justiciar, "Interesting idea."

Kurt tells you, "We could cuddle under the stars, and make lovins and be
happy..why not?"

You tell Warden Kurt Nightwalker, Wyrden Justiciar, "I can think of several
reasons."

Kurt tells you, "Nothing should stand in the way of our love, Tsuki!"

Kurt tells you, "Tell me though."

Kurt tells you, "So beautiful, too. So very gorgeous. Tell me."

You tell Warden Kurt Nightwalker, Wyrden Justiciar, "Oh, let's see ... if you
weren't an enemy, were a Seren, I wasn't already engaged, and a few other
things."

Kurt tells you, "Alright I can apply to be unenemied, join serenwilde in
like..two years, assassinate shorlen, what else?"

You tell Warden Kurt Nightwalker, Wyrden Justiciar, "The thing is, if you'd
assassinate Shorlen then I'd be left without a High Wisdom and would have a lot
more work to do, so I wouldn't have time to be married."

Kurt tells you, "There must be a way we can be together."

Kurt tells you, "I love you so much!"

Kurt tells you, "What can I do to be with you, my love?"

You tell Warden Kurt Nightwalker, Wyrden Justiciar, "Fall asleep and dream?"

Kurt tells you, "Oh, so cold...mm. I adore you."

Some women like when theyre complimented...

He just does that a lot..

"She wants to be controlled and he wants to control." That's about number 16 in the List of Phrases that are Easily Taken the Wrong Way.

Insanity is great.

Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and then quickly solidifies as Daevos comes into view.
A statue of Hajamin unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Daevos.
A statue of Hajamin unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Daevos.
A statue of Hajamin unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Daevos.
A statue of Hajamin unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Daevos.
A statue of Hajamin unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Daevos.
A statue of Hajamin unleashes a bolt of energy that slams into Daevos.
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Daevos kneels onto one knee, demonstrating his humility and respect.
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Daevos stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
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Daevos eats a wormwood stem.
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(Celest): Malicia says, "Status on villagers?"
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point staff daevos
Pointing your staff at Daevos, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body. Daevos gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of them.
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Approaching the Pool of Stars on Cassis Cornuta. (road).
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun
shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Small, fine gravel, in pastel hues, covers the street in a thick layer, affording a soft, comfortable surface to walk on, and a pleasant view. Short, squat pine trees, about seven feet high, and equally wide at the base, line both sides of the street. A statueof Hajamin stands here, memorializing His noble spirit. Ur'Warlord Daevos, the Dragon of Midnight is here. He wields a vicious katana in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
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Daevos takes a drink from a vial.
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Daevos eats a sparkleberry.
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Daevos burps obscenely.
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/=========================\\
{ Equilibrium Recovered }
\\=========================/
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Daevos takes a drink from a bloodstone vial.
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Daevos touches a transplanar cubix, which begins to click and whir. Through a complex series of shifting shapes and patterns, it unfolds into a sheet that improbably wraps around Daevos and folds back up until nothing remains.

Inside the tower.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A wooden spike
is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of Estarra. A wooden spike
is planted here, proudly displaying the shrunken head of Estarra. <-----
You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, and out (open door).
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info here
survey
"spike8132" a wooden spike bearing the shrunken head of Yendos
"spike33840" a wooden spike bearing the shrunken head of Saran
Number of objects: 2

This vial has been fashioned by a highly trained artisan from rubies. There is a
small stopper at the mouth.
It has 96 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 2 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of the corpse of Trader Bob.
It is imbued with 0% esteem.
A potion of bromides sloshes about in it.

You wade into a pool, and slowly sink within its depths, before surfacing from an identical pool in another place, gasping for air.

The Fulcrux of Shikari.
The shadowy outline of a twisted forest casts a dark gloom here. A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. A statue of a leopard stands here, caught
mid-leap, its razor-sharp fangs exposed for the kill. A pool of pure blackness sits in the centre of a rough rock cradle.
You ponder the situation.

High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya d'Erlette says, "I think it's a bad thing I wander around the fulcrux often enough to know which is which."

You say, "I agree."

Nymerya snickers softly to herself.

You ponder the situation.

High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya d'Erlette looks skeptical and says, "I could start camping them out?"

You roll on the floor, laughing.

High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya d'Erlette says, "Become a fangirl."

Nymerya snickers softly to herself.

You say, "Lord Shikari, please accept my offering of essence and whiskey."

Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
You offer up a bottle to Shikari, the Predator.

From within the shadows, a furious voice roars, "Thank you, that will do nicely."

You clap your hands together merrily.

Nymerya gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya d'Erlette says, "I think the whiskey wouldgo down better."

Nymerya winks conspiratorially at you.

A slice of strawberry cheesecake descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

A slice of strawberry cheesecake descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

You suddenly scoop up a slice of strawberry cheesecake.

You clap your hands together merrily.

Nymerya blinks.

You say, "Thank You, Lord!"

We all love the Kymir



Kymir gives you an appreciative whistle.

You raise an eyebrow questioningly.

Kymir Can'tah, Sorceror of Taint says, "Mister Count."

You snicker softly to yourself.

Kymir Can'tah, Sorceror of Taint says, "Makes me want to organize a coup against Aiakon."

Veonira thumps Kymir on the forehead.

Kymir Can'tah, Sorceror of Taint says, "By which I mean... remain GR1 because I am obedient and would never dream of harming a d'Murani."

A look of sweetest innocence overtakes Kymir, as he smiles at Veonira.

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

Veonira's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Telrath grins mischievously at Kymir.

(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "It'd be interesting if it weren't for the
fact that it means we'd be fighting on 2.5 fronts at once (Glomdoring only
counts for .5 of a front)."
(Bellator Societas): Murphy says, "Heh."
(Bellator Societas): Murphy says, "Oh come on magnagora would hit both sides."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Yeah, but it still makes it harder."
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "Yeah, I Know."
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "Mag is like the."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Because it'd be Celest vs. all 3, Serenwilde vs.
all 3, and Magnagora and Glomdoring vs 2."
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "I dunno, the something that attacks both
sides :/."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "And I love your metaphor skills Sham."
(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, "Yeah, I'm awesome lik that."

And no I don't care if that's a simile rather than a metaphor.

(Moondancers): Vix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hm, I need a man to give me money too."

You tell Summer Herald, Vix, the High Wiccan Vixen, "Furball's always available! *flees*."

Vix tells you, "Nah, he ain't rich enough. ."

(note: furball = nejii)

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "I swear somewhere in the commune used to
sell flowers, but I can't find it now."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim says, "I sell flowers!"
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Astrasia says, "Yep."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Astrasia says, "Gregori's shop use to."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Which one is that?"
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim says, "I have access to 5 gardens, let me
see."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Oh, used to."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Meh."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "Oi, really? Okay."
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim says, "Yes."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru says, "I am sure someone of you wants to borrow me
enough money to buy a robe, yes?"
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Caedryn says, "Heh, I'll need to get some off you at
some point, Narsrim."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru says, "Ah, whatever. I'll just jump Nejii while
he's shopping."

*pause*

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Narsrim says, "Of course, my ability to get them
depends on how effective I am at seducing this bastard staircase to let me in."

That was just cute somehow...

Jelaludin runs up to a proud celestial pegasus and engulfs him in a massive bearhug.
A proud celestial pegasus lets out a blood-curdling scream.

You pick up a brain.

You give a brain to Wyrm Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd.

Wyrm Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "OOO!! just what Pantoo always wanted!"

Wyrm Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Wishes he could put it in his own nogg'in he needs some!"

Kymir tells you, "Pfft."
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Kymir tells you, "Overpowered mugwump."
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Kymir tells you, "Not like shadowlord faelings."

Name changed to Kymir to prevent revelations of Jack's alt.

12:20 xXDiamanteXx: and is melan here or am I just colourblind
12:20 Nejii: he's here, heh
12:20 xXDiamanteXx: and lusternia, I now use european spelling
12:20 Melanchthon: ahoy!
12:21 Nejii: BAHAHAHA
12:21 Nejii: We win!
12:21 xXDiamanteXx: even corrected someone on it
12:21 Nejii: Heh
12:21 xXDiamanteXx: last week in lecture
12:21 xXDiamanteXx: :/

* Lusternia for British spellings*

Ashteru tells you, "Hey you. I bet you want to enchant my crown, yes?"

You tell Ashteru d'Illici, "I sure do!"

Ashteru tells you, "...really?"

You tell Ashteru d'Illici, "Unfortunately I'm a tailor now."

Ashteru tells you, "..."


Struck me funny.

This was requested in another thread, but it really belongs here, because it's funny(hinagar getting some jabs in at Shiri ), and the other thread was about something else, and was just being 'ed.

Here is the log, with lots of editing. I was running around faethorn(I don't think you'd enjoy a log with 200 or so forced 'look' commands in it), and talking on TMC as well(which also had to be edited out for security reasons).

This made me giggle a bit cause Syn is very cute and Im in a mood that makes things like punishment for talking to me about problems funny:

(The Riverflame Heritage): Syntobis says, "So goin' ta Auntie = bad... or = good?"
(The Riverflame Heritage): Yendos says, "Bad."
(The Riverflame Heritage): Syntobis says, "Okies!"