Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Shiri2006-02-24 03:07:09
(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "That's disgusting, I cannot believe you would
actually say that instead of milk, your breasts secrete salt water."
(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "OMG."
(Serenwilde): You say, "What."
(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "Ignore that!"
(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Hahahaha."
(Serenwilde): Dakine says, "Hahahaha."
(Serenwilde): Endomar says, "Poor Narsrim."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Anyyyway."
(Serenwilde): Saran says, "..."

EDIT: Ninja'd, but whatever.

(Serenwilde): Narsrim says, "Remember, we didn't have this conversation so you
can all STOP getting me in trouble."
(Serenwilde): Zalu (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "What conversation?"
(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Exactly."

Haha. dry.gif Sorry!
Shorlen2006-02-24 16:42:41
Mitch has sacrificed himself for the resurrection of Thoros.
(my prompt)
Thoros has been beaten to a pulp by an enormous gorgog.


In other words, the second came a second after the first.
Arix2006-02-24 19:42:20
(Celest): Malicia says, "I'm a little princess."
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Finally, the truth comes out
Richter2006-02-24 22:18:33
QUOTE(Sidra @ Feb 24 2006, 01:07 PM) 262025

Shouldn't that mean she should have to be more respectable and uphold higher standards? tongue.gif


I agree completely. Elected officials should be mature and capable individuals, for many reasons, but one of them being so that they don't discourage new players. If someone new comes in, looking for a good time, and tries to see what all this talk is about us having higher standards, and then sees a champion/other leader being a whatever they're being, that's not the best situation.

Edit:

She said respectable, not respectful.

And I'm wondering if she really is new, she's got bias towards some organizations, and knows a decent amount of stuff. *shrug*
Ixion2006-02-25 10:26:17
That and putre deaths are my fav <3

Edit: To prevent hijacking....

Quote
Message #1137 Sent by: Nymerya
02/25 10:22 "I LOVE YOU, HAVE MY BABIES."
Shiri2006-02-25 10:41:18
Nymerya tells you, "GIBBERISH!"
Nymerya tells you, "HEHEHEHEEEEEE."
Nymerya tells you, "XD.

(I mistelled something to her, but luckily it arrived in lucidian...although it DID prompt that. unsure.gif)
Nymerya2006-02-25 10:52:45
You tell Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury, "Is it abad thing I'm tempted to
shout 'I LOVE YOU LUSTERNIA'?"

Kaervas tells you, "Why the hell would you want to shout that?"


You tell Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury, "Because I'm drunk."


You tell Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury, "....very drunk."


Kaervas tells you, "Tut tut tongue.gif."


Kaervas tells you, "Though shouting "I love you Kaervas" will suffice."

You tell Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury, "Don't say that. I will."


Kaervas tells you, "Doooooo iiiiiiiiit."


You shout, "I would like to declare my undying love to Kaervas. My heart is
yours!"


Ixion tells you, "....."


Nejii tells you, "Bet you're going to regret that one in the morning."


Shorlen tells you, "Well, duh, you don't marry someone for nothing, dear."


You tell High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance, "I'm married to Nokraenom
actually."


Shorlen tells you, "Err..."


You tell High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance, "*grin*."


Shorlen tells you, "Give me a moment to take my foot out of my mouth and walk
away."
Unknown2006-02-25 10:57:51
Serenwilde's version of that:


High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya d'Erlette, the Benighted shouts, "I would
like to declare my undying love to Kaervas. My heart is yours!"
3420h, 4824m, 4824e, 10p exk-
Ecclesiar Niyu shouts, "What?"
3420h, 4824m, 4824e, 10p exk-honors nymerya

High Priestess of the Damned, Nymerya d'Erlette, the Benighted (Female Undead
Master Viscanti).
She is 59 years old, having been born on the 23rd of Dioni, 81 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 128th in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She holds the position of an Iconoclast in the Nihilists.
She holds the position of Guild Archivist in the Nihilists.
She is a Walker of Lost Lands in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a member of the clan called 'Eliz Tirita.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Iniquitous Lyceum.'
She is the clan head of the clan called 'House d'Erlette.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her motto: 'Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori.'
She is considered to be approximately 135% of your might.
She has taken the hand of Nokraenom d'Erlette in marriage.
She has been divorced once.
She is a root generation member of the d'Erlette family by marriage.
In Acknor, she helped the orcs raise a new chieftain.
She solved the mysterious murder at Stewart Mansion.
She has scribed the tales of old Celest into the Tome of Remembrance.
She survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.
3420h, 4772m, 4824e, 10p exk-
Razielian Partisan Anisu Aristata, Venerant of Souls shouts, "Congradulations
Nymerya, hope he'll return your love."
3420h, 4824m, 4824e, 10p exk-
Ecclesiar Niyu shouts, "As do i."
3420h, 4824m, 4824e, 10p exk-
(Serenwilde): Soll (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Mmmm.. Polygamy."
3420h, 4824m, 4824e, 10p exk-
Laysus2006-02-25 15:26:56
Shorlen begins to sing an enchanting song.
A jagged line of sparkling motes ripples in the air, and out steps a sprite.

High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance says to a sprite, "Hey!"

High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance smiles and says to a sprite, "Missed you, Keta."

Teale's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

"Eek!" A sprite shouts in fright.

Sivriel blinks.

A sprite stares implacably at Shorlen.

Shorlen blinks.

Faespeaker, Sivriel L'Eternae says, "Keta?"

High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance says to a sprite, "What's wrong?"

A sprite exclaims, "That's my name!"

Shorlen looks about in confusion.

High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the Moondance says to a sprite, "Yes, don't you remember? When Faertai named you?"

Faespeaker, Sivriel L'Eternae says, "Oh good I was just saying it out loud..."

"Tsk, tsk," a sprite says to Shorlen as she waggles a finger at him.

A sprite exclaims, "You can miss me all you want, but we can not be together
like THAT!"

Making no sudden movements, a sprite backs away from Shorlen slowly.
Diamondais2006-02-25 17:40:11
Servius runs up to a baby rat and envelops him in a massive bearhug.
A baby rat lets out a blood-curdling scream.
The final blow proves too much for a baby rat, who expires, pitifully.
A baby rat has been slain by Servius.
Joli2006-02-25 21:25:21
You tell Estarra, the Eternal, "-tickles and runs-."

A bolt of burning blue fire slams into the ground near where you stand, a
warning from Estarra. The next one may not miss...


~~~~~~~~~


You tell Archmage Aiakon d'Murani, "Have you seen Ixy?"

Aiakon tells you, "3 days ago last login."

You tell Archmage Aiakon d'Murani, "Bloody nil."

You tell Archmage Aiakon d'Murani, "Do you know anything about childbirth?"

Aiakon tells you, "Urr. No."

Aiakon tells you, "I dislike that sort of thing."

Aiakon tells you, "My wife knows more.. but childbirth is woman's work."

Aiakon tells you, "Not fit for male understanding."

You tell Archmage Aiakon d'Murani, "I can't have these children by myself.."

Aiakon tells you, "You wish me to impregnate you?"

You tell Archmage Aiakon d'Murani, "..."
Viravain2006-02-25 21:28:47
QUOTE(Joli @ Feb 25 2006, 04:25 PM) 262457

You tell Estarra, the Eternal, "-tickles and runs-."

A bolt of burning blue fire slams into the ground near where you stand, a
warning from Estarra. The next one may not miss...




Perhaps you should take the growingly obvious hint from the players and Gods alike that we don't appreciate that, Joli. Purposely irritating the Administration isn't something most would consider humourous.
Diamondais2006-02-25 23:25:04
QUOTE
Surrendering a hamster as appeasement, a tiny hamster's shriek rings through the sky as he is flung to land in the Pool of Stars with a resplendent splash.


QUOTE
A sopping wet, pale blue hamster stomps about a bit, grumping vigorously.


After we dried it off, and Shamarah accidentally painted it green some how..

QUOTE
An overly fluffy, pale green hamster floats off to the north.


QUOTE
An overly fluffy, pale green hamster is here, looking enraged.
p hamster
This hamster is pale green in colour with overly fluffy fur, with large, luminous blue eyes of dark green. A look of anger crosses his adorable little face, and raging squeaks are evident as he moves about. He is called 'Fuzzydoodle.'



Xenthos2006-02-25 23:27:57
In the middle of a ritual...

K'nar Emar K'Raven, the Eye of Crow says, "The four Aspects of Crow... The teachings of Mighty Crow, the dark force of the Glomdoring that guards our sacred and most beautiful forest."

Emar raises his arms to the sky and shouts loudly, shaking his fists. Dark clouds form overhead, rumbling with thunder and flashing with forks of lightning.

Lucy has died in the imploded wreckage of The Mountain Fortress.
Kahazul has died in the imploded wreckage of The Mountain Fortress.
Aiakon has died in the imploded wreckage of The Mountain Fortress.
Stangmar has died in the imploded wreckage of The Mountain Fortress.
Tully has died in the imploded wreckage of The Mountain Fortress.

Malaphus congratulates Emar with some wild clapping.
Unknown2006-02-25 23:50:46
Heh, we were having a little fun.

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(Ship): Midnight's Fang says, "Aiakon is no longer locked into a battle turret. Boyo, I think ye are getting a little too comfortable in here. Watch were ye put ye butt!!"


(Ship): Midnight's Fang says, "No "steak and mustard" while ye are on this
ship, eh?! Welcome to an energy collector, Aiakon."




Tully has an infectious personality. wink.gif

Don't worry, I cleared it. happy.gif

Except for one.
Yrael2006-02-26 01:06:42

Rakor tells you, "Coincidentally, I keep my gold inside my scrotum, for
safekeeping."
Yrael2006-02-26 07:50:12
From the irc channel..
Ialie ”I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled ...”
Tsuki2006-02-26 10:52:05
(The Moonhart Circle): Eyod says, "What do you bribe Locksmiths with?"

(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii says, "Uh...hm. Good question."

(The Moonhart Circle): You say, "He's a furrikin ... maybe squeaky toys?"

(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii says, "Heeey."

(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii says, "The heck's that supposed to mean?"

(The Moonhart Circle): You say, "Oops, now I gave away your next birthday
present didn't I, Nejii?"

(The Moonhart Circle): Eyod says, "That um, squeeking sounds are part of
furrikin culture!"
(The Moonhart Circle): Nejii says, "Hmph."
Diamondais2006-02-27 02:28:55
QUOTE
Aqua Initiate Yendos says to you, "49 and still sexy."
You roll your eyes at Yendos.
Aqua Initiate Yendos says, "I'm required by law to say that."
Aqua Initiate Yendos says, "The laws of luurrve."
A cherubic smile comes over Yendos as he gazes around, wide-eyed and innocent.


Made me giggle happy.gif
Diamondais2006-02-27 02:38:00
QUOTE(yendos @ Feb 26 2006, 09:36 PM) 262831

Lies! lies.gif


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12) Yendos: "You didn't!"
13) Yendos: "Nothing that's happened so far..."
14) Yendos: "You couldn't have!"
15) Yendos: "Eep! I must deny it now."
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