(Market): You say, "Looks like I need a new tower shield. Anyone willing to lend their services?"

Yrael tells you, "Just mail me the commodities and 8000 gold."

Yrael tells you, "Oh, bugger, I know you. Oh, well. It works on occasion."

You tell Heresiarch Nokraenom d'Erlette, "Snugglybunny! *lovelove* *hide*."

Note: NOT ME.

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You say, "Now, read the Sacred Leaves from the tree."



Yuya says, "Much like the Sacred Moonhart Trees, the Serenwilde has many extensions and interests. This can range from the smallest member to the tallest tree, and from the oldest centaur to the hyper pixies. As such, we make the following laws in regards to the Serenwilde Commune, and any location under Her jurisdiction."
(That's the first paragraph)

You say, "Wait, wait. Read it to yourself!"

"Oh?" Yuya exclaims quizzically.

You say, "Not out loud. That would take forever."

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

Yuya says, "Sorry! Assumed I should read it and what not."

Yuya says, "Ya, I was just thinking that..."

Yuya says, "I was like meep."

Some random stuff I found while looking through my clipboard archives.



(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "It's like...Aqua = lightbulb dude."



(Celest): Nelaan says, "I've always wondered - what if the world were made out
of soup?" (huh?)



Ladyfinger exclaims, "It was the yeast of times, it was the thrist of times,
when the Licorice Queen and her advisor Lord Necco decided to oppress the pastry
population. But we shall rise up like the dough we are, and overthrow their
tyrannical rule!"



(Market): Verithrax says, "Outfit your ship's crew, so they crash with dignity.
Verithrax Tailoring, now offering group discounts. AD 62."



Tully has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Joli has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Zalandrus has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Ialie has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Jasper has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.
Dakine has died in the imploded wreckage of Starfall Haven.



(Celest): Amaru says, "Can we have some slightly less moronic comments on the
aether, please?"
(Celest): Amaru says, "That applies especially to you, Kuse."



(Celest): Lana says, "Ewwww 2 bloddy ears 10 scalps 2 legs and an arm ewwie!"
(Celest): Lacostian says, "Viravain making stew again?"



You shout, "Fuzzydoodle! Why hath thou forsaken me?"
Soll tells you, "Because you made him green."

((A lovely wedding, with erm, character:))

Lana raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns into a sparkling current of energy that slams into a baby rat, dissolving his flesh.
The final blow proves too much for a baby rat, who expires, pitifully.
A baby rat has been slain by Lana.

Dame Malicia La'Saet, Disciple of the Aegis says, "Lana, not here."

Lana picks up the corpse of a baby rat.
Lana raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns into a sparkling current of energy that slams into a black rat, dissolving his flesh.

Dame Malicia La'Saet, Disciple of the Aegis asks, "You're killing rats?"

Lana yelps in pain as a black rat bashes her.
Lana raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns into a sparkling current of energy that slams into a black rat, dissolving his flesh.
The final blow proves too much for a black rat, who expires, pitifully.
A black rat has been slain by Lana.

Kuse nudges Lana suggestively.

Squire Kuse, of the Armies of Light says, "Stop it would you."
Lana says, "Yes."
Aqua Initiate Kinosh says, "Lana, its your wedding."
Lana says, "I dont want no plauge carriers here."
Aqua Initiate Kinosh says, "Don't kill rats."

((NOTE: the wedding is taking place at the pool of stars))

Lorik arrives from the east.
A rambunctious child comes running in from the east.

Lorik leaves to the north.
A rambunctious child leaves to the north whistling.

Faragan arrives from the north.

Squire Kuse, of the Armies of Light says, "Thats gonna get annoying..."

Malicia peers about herself unscrupulously.
"Shh!" says Malicia, putting a finger to her lips.
Anisu ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Anisu mutters and traces a cobalt blue hexagram before her, which suddenly shoots up into the air, sparks trailing after it.

Dame Malicia La'Saet, Disciple of the Aegis says, "We're gathered today here to witness the bond of Squire Kuse and Lana."

Aqua Initiate Kinosh says, "Let me do this..."

Kuse viciously smacks Kinosh about the chops.

Lorik arrives from the north.
A rambunctious child comes running in from the north.

Squire Kuse, of the Armies of Light says, "Hush you."

Lorik leaves to the northeast.
A rambunctious child leaves to the northeast whistling.

Kinosh stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
Kinosh whispers into his cupped hands, and then quickly steps back.
Kinosh sits down.

A dragon turtle ponderously enters from the south.
A mouth appears and says, "A wedding is in occuring, please be silent."

Lanko sits down.

Elsra arrives from the northwest.
A mouth appears and says, "A wedding is in occuring, please be silent."

Forren blinks.

Razielian Partisan Anisu Aristata, Venerant of Souls says, "Erm, remove the magicmouth."

Squire Kuse, of the Armies of Light says, "Thats gonna get worse..."

Kinosh stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
Kinosh snaps his fingers and dispells a magic mouth here.

(Celest): Anisu says, "I'll be evoking a greatpentagram at the pool."

Anisu mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in each of the four directions. The four pentagrams remain hovering in the air, connected to each other by lines of energy.

((This has to be done two more times))

Squire Kuse, of the Armies of Light says, "So no one can get in?"

Aqua Adept Elifre, Tailoring Trill says, "Not easily, at least."

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "Is it just me or is the pool a not so good place for a wedding?"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Collvan says, "Not so good."

You tell Collvan Deladrier, "((OOC: im cracking up, I just cant hold it in))"

Collvan tells you, "*laugh* I understand completely... especially the
magicmouth asking for silence...."

You tell Collvan Deladrier, "Yeah, classic."

((and a little later))

Dame Malicia La'Saet, Disciple of the Aegis says, "You are aware of the reality of the vows you are about to speak to one another."

Malicia looks up into the air for divine inspiration.

Lana nods her head emphatically.
Kuse nods his head emphatically.

Dame Malicia La'Saet, Disciple of the Aegis says, "You are aware of the reality of the vows you are about to speak to one another of the responsibility that comes when a partnership is created. A marriage is based on honesty and trust, and only with those things can you successfully create a partnership."

Lana nods her head emphatically.

Collvan tells you, "I think Malicia honestly wanted someone to say something."

You tell Collvan Deladrier, "Prolly."

((another cut))

Dame Malicia La'Saet, Disciple of the Aegis says, "I ask that you both exchange rings, the symbol of your union."

Lana gives a wide, white gold wedding band set with sapphires to Squire Kuse, of the Armies of Light.

Squire Kuse, of the Armies of Light says, "Heh she had them both."

((and at the end))

Dame Malicia La'Saet, Disciple of the Aegis says, "By the powers invested in me by the will of Lady Terentia, I pronounce you husband and wife."

Whalin arrives from the southwest.

Dame Malicia La'Saet, Disciple of the Aegis says, "Walk in the Light, always. You may kiss your bride, Kuse."

Malicia flashes Kuse a joyous smile.
Numair leaves to the south.
Kuse kisses Lana passionately.
Lanko claps his hands together merrily.
Raizan cheers wildly!
Kinosh cheers wildly!
Suhnaye beams broadly.
Forren beams broadly.
Everiine's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

Whalin's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Jaskata cheers wildly!
Elifre gives up a round of applause.
Kurama cheers wildly!
Collvan gives Kuse a wild cheer!
The corners of Anisu's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
Collvan gives Lana a wild cheer!

Blessed Whalin, Healer of Light says, "I missed somthing!"

You give Kuse a wild cheer!
Myna claps her hands together merrily.
Telum cheers wildly!
You give Lana a wild cheer!

Squire Kuse, of the Armies of Light says, "You missed a wedding."

Shael cheers wildly!

Suhnaye Whytetower smiles and says to Whalin, "A Wedding."

Aqua Initiate Kinosh says, "You missed something spectacular."

Kuse slips into a wide, white gold wedding band set with sapphires.

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "Yep Ill never forget this one."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Collvan (from the Aetherways) says, "It's one for the... er... record books."

(Celest): Lana says, "Afterparty at the pilgrim manse!"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Collvan says, "Oh my."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Collvan says, "Oh, well! *chuckle*."

A rainbow cubix appears hovering in the air. Through a complex series of
shifting shapes and patterns, it unfolds into a sheet that improbably reveals
Ialie and then folds back up into her hands.
2742h, 3487m, 3138e, 10p exkdb-

Ialie Starfall, ays Lyreth ey Xalya says, ":censor: !"
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Ialie leaves to the down.
2742h, 3565m, 3138e, 10p exkdb-

Best. Reaction. Ever.

All within 6 seconds or so.

After running after chickens in stewartsville for 5 minutes, I thought... there had to be a better way...

-guild score rashidat

You may not view information on the leaders of the guild.

-honors rashidat

Rashidat, of Autumn Moonlight (Female Human).
She is 49 years old, having been born on the 19th of Estar, 92 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 173rd in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Gardener in the Alliance of Serenwilde.
She is an Acolyte of Dance in the Moondancers.
She is a Visionary of Distance in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a member of the clan called 'The Wiccans of the Wilde.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Whitestar Trading Group.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her warcry: '!'
She is considered to be approximately 50% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.
She brought harmony of mind to the Shanthmark Lodge.
She is an Honourary Shepherd of the Rocks.
She survived the horror of Kethuru when creation was threatened.
She is an honoured Caregiver to the tae'dae cubs in Estelbar.




The ranks you may see in your guild are:

1) A Moonlight Apprentice.
2) An Acolyte of Dance.
3) An Initiate of the Mysteries.
4) An Invoker of the Spirits.
5) An Ethereal Songweaver.
6) A Midnight Ritualist.
7) A Spellsage.
8) A Speaker of the Fae.
9) A Moon Mystic.
10) A Sage of the Grimoire.
11) A Master of Lore.
12) A Hand of the Maiden.
13) A Pride of the Mother.
14) A Memory of the Crone.
15) A Dancer of Silver Mists.
16) A Chosen of the Fae.
17) An Oracle of the Moon.
18) A Bearer of the Silver Light.
19) A Priestess of the Moon.
GM: The High Priestess of the Moon.
AD: The High Wisdom of the Moon Coven.
CH: The Heir of Ellindel.


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Shorlen, High Wisdom, can GUILD SCORE me, High Priestess. Apparently Rashidat's the secret GM! Now, if only I could pass off some of my work to her ...

Azalya leaves to the north.
She is followed by a cow, an aslaran pilgrim, a taurian pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a taurian pilgrim, a cow, a cow, a cow, a loboshigaru pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a loboshigaru pilgrim, a mugwump pilgrim, a loboshigaru pilgrim, a dwarven pilgrim, an aslaran pilgrim, a dwarven pilgrim, a cow, a cow, a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a thoughtful scholar, a cow, a thoughtful scholar, a dwarven pilgrim, an aslaran pilgrim, an aslaran pilgrim, a cow, a cow, a cow, and a taurian pilgrim.

Still has nothing on that one of Munsia a while back. I almost died when I saw that one.

Yrael tells you, "Hello! I am.. Monglian Soc Soc Snugglebunny the first, from Serenwilde! I wish to purchase your herbs!"
You tell Yrael, the Shade, "Hail, Monglian. It is currently against our Laws to sell to the Serenwilde. Perhaps you should check your own shops."
Yrael tells you, "I mean.. Celest!"
You tell Yrael, the Shade, "Same."
Yrael tells you, "Snugglebunny water sexist the first!"
Yrael tells you, "Bugger."
Yrael tells you, "FROM GLOMDORING!"
Yrael tells you, "I've screwed this, haven't I?"
You tell Yrael, the Shade, "I'm afraid I'll have to ostracize you, snugglebunny water sexist."
Yrael tells you, "Damnit."

(Celest): Galvadore says, "Last time I saw Stangmar he was a little butt-goblin barely worth noticing..."

A taste of the earth plane.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
decaying archway of stone towers over the entire area, streaming bits of
blackened cracks attesting to its ruinous state. A sigil in the shape of a
small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A hornbeam sapling clings
tenaciously to the ground here. Almost invisible, a pooka is curled up on the
ground here. The Princess of Darkness, Aranya, Night's Poison is here, shrouded.
She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a dark shield in the form of
crow wings in her right. Harbinger of Night, Ferlas, Spinner of the Dusk is
here, shrouded. She wields an iron shield in her left hand and an athame dagger
in her right.
You see a single exit leading northwest.

A taste of the earth plane.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
decaying archway of stone towers over the entire area, streaming bits of
blackened cracks attesting to its ruinous state. A sigil in the shape of a
small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A hornbeam sapling clings
tenaciously to the ground here. Almost invisible, a pooka is curled up on the
ground here. A wiccan broom floats here, vibrating with energy. Harbinger of
Night, Ferlas, Spinner of the Dusk is here, shrouded. She wields an iron shield in her left hand and an athame dagger in her right. The Princess of Darkness, Aranya, Night's Poison is here, shrouded. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a dark shield in the form of crow wings in her right. Veradin, Narsrim D'cente`, Heir of Ellindel is here, shrouded. He wields a shield bordered in moonstones in his left hand and an athame dagger in his right.
You see a single exit leading northwest.
2811h, 4269m, 4512e, 10p exk-
Narsrim eats a bog myrtle leaf.
2811h, 4269m, 4512e, 10p exk-
Narsrim eats a bog myrtle leaf.
2811h, 4269m, 4512e, 10p exk-
Narsrim eats a stalk of faeleaf.
2811h, 4269m, 4512e, 10p exk-ql

A taste of the earth plane.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
decaying archway of stone towers over the entire area, streaming bits of
blackened cracks attesting to its ruinous state. A sigil in the shape of a
small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A hornbeam sapling clings
tenaciously to the ground here. Almost invisible, a pooka is curled up on the
ground here. A wiccan broom floats here, vibrating with energy. Veradin, Narsrim D'cente`, Heir of Ellindel is here, shrouded. He wields a shield bordered in moonstones in his left hand and an athame dagger in his right.
You see a single exit leading northwest.

Serenguard Lowe, Eagle Scout shouts, "If you ever felt like somethings missing,
a hole that needs to be filled? Kill a pelican , you'll feel better, I promise.
( unless your the pelican )"

Aqua Adept Yuniko Saitama echoes, "Animal abuse, someone throw him in a torture
chamber!"

Marquis Acrune, Aquamancer Administrator's voice reverberates, "Or perhaps kill
a viscanti, its easier, and more productive."


Yes...kill a pelican, or a viscanti make your day better...

The Marquis Galvadore, the Starsailor shouts, "Why not just abuse alcohol and
women? Or.. um.. you know, meditate and stuff and do kind things. That's what I
meant."

The unearthly voice of Viravain whispers upon the ether, "Abuse women, hmm?"

Yrael, the Shade shouts, "Run. Faster."

Trying to have a romantic moment with insanity.. is a no no....

Diamante tells you, "Of all the things I would do at the megalith, pole dancing
it just wasnt one of them on my list."