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by Viravain

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Xenthos2005-10-21 23:59:16
You begin to descend, the wind whistling past you as the earth draws ever
closer. You land easily, back on the ground again.

You raze Etanru's magical shield with a mighty waraxe.

You begin to flap your wings powerfully and rise quickly up into the firmament.

You swoop down on Etanru below, grasping him firmly with your talons.
You swiftly lift him, kicking and screaming, into the skies with you.

Dark Seneschal, Etanru Faeshade says, "Faeling!"

Dark Seneschal, Etanru Faeshade says, "Let me down!"

You release your vice-like grip on Etanru.

Etanru thrashes about wildly.

Etanru plummets to the earth below!

You tell Dark Seneschal, Etanru Faeshade, "Okay."
Kahazul2005-10-22 02:39:45
Always 'wares' before making a purchase.

portal search shops powerstone
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Manse Name Title Owner
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58) Krynn Manor Krynn Solvanis
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2408h, 3338m, 2594e, 10p esSix-
portal enter krynn
You portal to Manor Krynn.
A humble foyar.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. You
are in a small, yet cozy little foyar. The walls of teak wood, lightly stained
and illuminated by sconces holding tallow candles. Off to your left you can see
a counter and rows upon rows of shelves and display cases. A man stands behind
the counter inviting you to paruse the wares. On down the hall you can see the
entrance to a modest livingroom where the light of a fireplace bespeaks a cozy
atmosphere. A sign here suggests you READ SIGN! You see a sign here instructing
you to use the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. You see a sign
here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading north (open door) and down (closed door).
2408h, 3338m, 2594e, 10p esSix-
buy powerstone
You pay 12100 sovereigns and receive a glowing powerstone.
2408h, 3338m, 2594e, 10p esSix-
Narsrim2005-10-22 02:45:51
ANNOUNCE NEWS #451
Date: 10/22/2005 at 2:11
From: Estarra, the Eternal
To : Everyone
Subj: Wild Nodes

The wild nodes will go into play this coming Sunday at 19:00 GMT (that's
12 noon PST). Cities and communes prepare!

One small addition when wild nodes go into play: Every player in the
realm will have access to the astroglide skill. Ask your local
astrologer what it will do if you don't know already.

Please make sure they bring lots of calamus. This could could get
out of hand. We will be be watching closely.

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Urlachmar, in the year 131 CE.
Rakor2005-10-22 03:01:59
astroglide get it guys

blush.gif blush.gif blush.gif
Kiarlea2005-10-22 04:56:14
The Portal of Fate flashes as Cpuprofessor steps through, now ready to begin a
fresh life in Lusternia.

smile.gif He's a Celestine. Poor Celestines.
Bau2005-10-22 05:26:10
Munsia tells you, "..haha..hahahaahah.. you dont fight.."

Munsia tells you, "Howd you get AVENGERED?!"

Obviously, I DO, moron, or I'd not have had someone with vengeance on me. That vengeance came from Geb's little raiding party a while ago. Killed Laxinova's turtle when she was raiding with Geb and co, and because someone else killed her (after I shoved her out of the trees) before then, she got vengeance. rolleyes.gif


You tell Black and White Merian, Laxinova Aristata, Child of Celest, "Should
have timed it better, could have blocked me from influencing. Tsk."

Laxinova tells you, "Bah good point!"


I hope she realises peacing makes Bau happy smile.gif
Bau2005-10-22 05:32:03
Kiana flashes you a joyous smile.

You flash Kiana a joyous smile.

Kiana (Female Mugwump).
She is 21 years old, having been born on the 25th of Roarkian, 109 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Landloper in the Fellowship of Explorers
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.

Kiana raises her hand in greeting and says "Hi!"

You say to Kiana, "How are you doing?"

You tilt your head and listen intently.

Kiana says, "Trying to find someone in the Blacktalon."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "Did you read HELP BLACKTALON lately?"

Archon Richter Carthan says, "Don't ask Bau anything."

Archon Richter Carthan says, "She's bad at answering."

Archon Richter Carthan says, "She's from Celest too."

You smirk.

"Oh?" Kiana exclaims quizzically.

You say to Kiana, "Read the guild help scroll, dear."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Kiana says, "Im not in the guild."

Archon Richter Carthan says, "Haha, you're GM?"

You say, "Funny that."

You say to Kiana, "HELP BLACKTALON."

Archon Richter Carthan says, "I can never keep you people straight."

Comprehension flashes across Kiana's face.

Kiana points accusingly at you.

Kiana says, "You are!"

Kiana gives you a compassionate hug.

You snicker softly to yourself.
Kaileigh2005-10-22 07:05:29
You tell Ichiro Edoc'sil, "And I care?"

Ichiro tells you, "You would have if your corruption was exposed."

You tell Ichiro Edoc'sil, "Oh expose me."

Ichiro tells you, "Why bother, when I can give you the opportunity to do it
yourself?"

You tell Ichiro Edoc'sil, "You don't have a clue about anything."

Ichiro tells you, "You seem to be the one without a clue."

You tell Ichiro Edoc'sil, "You just tell yourself you have some secret about
me."

Ichiro tells you, "It's not a secret, as others know too. They just confine
their words."

You tell Ichiro Edoc'sil, "Oh then do enlighten me."

Ichiro tells you, "Enlighten yourself by exposing every wrong you have
committed."

You tell Ichiro Edoc'sil, "Ok hon. You just keep telling yourself that."

Ichiro tells you, "Besides, you've yet to forgive me for something I never took
place in. Why should I share anything with someone who can't even manage to
mature and learn to forgive and forget?"

That person has chosen to ignore you.
*random trying to find him, spaff spam*

Pointing your staff at Ichiro, icy water erupts forth and pounds into his body.
Ichiro gasps from the shock of the cold water, the very breath knocked out of
them.
No longer able to stand the brutal force of the icy waters, Ichiro struggles
for one last breath before succumbing to death.
You have slain Ichiro.

The soul of Ichiro Edoc'sil says, "Cheap."

The soul of Ichiro Edoc'sil says, "Very cheap."

You say, "Yes indeed."

You say, "Expose me."

laugh.gif I think it's funny
Vix2005-10-22 17:51:36
Ashteru has been slain by the might of Ur'Guard Initiate, Lorelei.
You see the death occur at the Mountains of Madness.
3445h, 5740m, 4720e, 10p, 27600w ex-
honors lorelei
Ur'Guard Initiate, Lorelei (Female Viscanti).
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
3445h, 5740m, 4720e, 10p, 27600w ex-
honors ashteru
Recalcitrant Neophyte, Ashteru d'Illici, the Obstreperous (Male Mugwump).
He is considered to be approximately 80% of your might.


So like, what happened? tongue.gif
Xenthos2005-10-22 17:53:16
Ashteru: I have been overcome by the might of the senso... please kill me...
Lorelai: Uh... okay...
Unknown2005-10-22 18:12:48
Kaervas tells you, "Damn overpowered mage."

You tell Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury, "What about you then? heh."

Kaervas tells you, "I'm underpowered obviously tongue.gif."

Soll2005-10-22 21:00:59
QUOTE
3149h, 4304m, 3611e, 10p, 14645en, 20420w elrx---/21:59:51.078/ prod nar

Glaring at Narsrim, you prod him repeatedly, showing your frustration.


Prod got angry-fied. unsure.gif
Cairam2005-10-22 23:28:17
QUOTE
Aqua Applicant Alja says, "Sif do you have a girlfriend."

707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-look alja
She is a noble merian. She is wearing an elegant white satin wedding dress.


Very forward. And she comes prepared with a wedding dress! Any takers?

What's even funnier is she's from Celest, asking a Magnagoran Ur'guard.

Oh, and here's more.

QUOTE
Aqua Applicant Alja says, "Gerald i was wonding would you be my metor ?]."


Isn't Gerald from Magnagora? Why is an Aquamancer novice asking a Magnagoran to be her mentor? huh.gif

QUOTE
Dimir arrives from the south.
707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-
Dimir doffs a dashing black silver-plumed hat to Alja.
707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-
Aqua Applicant Alja says, "DO YOU REMEMBERT TALKING TO ME LAST WEEK."
707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-
Aqua Applicant Dimir says, "Please don't scream."
707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-
Aqua Applicant Alja says, "Did i sream."
707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-
Dimir nods his head emphatically.
707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-
Aqua Applicant Dimir says, "I CAN SCREAM TOO."
707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-snicker
You snicker softly to yourself.
707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-
Aqua Applicant Alja says, "SHUT UP TWIT."
707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-
Aqua Applicant Dimir says to Alja, "Some im a twit huh?"
707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-
Dimir turns his back and pointedly ignores everyone.
707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-
Dimir leaves to the north.
707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-
Alja leaves to the north.
707h, 839m, 839e, 0p ex-


happy.gif
Vix2005-10-23 02:21:47
(Serenwilde): Kante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Not to be derogatory
or anything... but why is it that most of the male faelings are... umm... not
straight."
Unknown2005-10-23 02:23:07
(Serenwilde): Raxilin says, "Well, we can have like...faelings...for the female
and male faelings who are straight..."

(Serenwilde): Raxilin says, "And Gaelings for the ones who aren't!"
Vix2005-10-23 02:38:34
(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "Bastion is bonded to our bed, that is not silly at
all.."
Vix2005-10-23 03:42:12
The Portal of Fate flashes as Yousuckdood steps through, now ready to begin a
fresh life in Lusternia.
Xenthos2005-10-23 03:42:58
Page Yousuckdood, of the Armies of Light (Male Orclach).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 23rd of Kiani, 113 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

Someone likes the Paladins.
Bau2005-10-23 05:19:32
Raan:
tali and I got on the subject of enlargment enchantments...
Raan:
is that an actual enchantment?
Bau says:
lol
Bau says:
Yes.
Bau says:
***** uses it all the time.
Bau says:
It's a cosmic one, I believe
Raan:
now.. where to find one
Bau says:
A cosmic enchanter!
Raan:
Yeah... but I don't know anything about enchantments
Raan:
thats like telling me to go find a yetti
Bau says:
Hmm, gee.
Bau says:
MARKET seeking a cosmic enchanter
Raan:
bah
Raan:
damn you and your GM ways
Vix2005-10-23 06:25:30
(Coven): Sylleria says, "How do i use the aetherwave for the coven."