Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Shyshaeia2006-03-06 05:58:34
Ah the random questions that come up:

(Spouts): Analetha says, "Someone just asked me what color is my blood. Is that
normal?"
Asarnil2006-03-06 07:28:10
Nawat says, "Veradin, Munsia D'cente`, The Kamikaze Champion says, "Why do they always send the novices.""

Nawat says, "Pretty funny considering I made her run like a squirrel afterwards."
Eyod2006-03-06 10:08:52
The Portal of Fate flashes as Ebola steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.
Ashteru2006-03-06 11:38:57
4755h, 3267m, 4269e, 10p exk---/12:31:29.015/
The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at a stainless steel
goat. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into his
flesh.
4755h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p xk---/12:31:30.093/
A stainless steel goat rears up on its hind legs and brings its metallic hooves
down upon you, knocking you to the ground.
4393h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:30.703/
Kyleel raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns
into a sparkling current of energy that slams into you, dissolving your flesh.
3402h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:31.218/
The potion heals and soothes you.
4755h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:31.484/
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4755h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p xkp---/12:31:32.187/
Rearing back its head, a stainless steel goat breathes a column of scalding
steam into your face.
4268h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p xkp---/12:31:32.687/
A stainless steel goat rears up on its hind legs and brings its metallic hooves
down upon you, knocking you to the ground.
3902h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:34.687/
You have recovered equilibrium.
3902h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p ekp---/12:31:35.031/
A stainless steel goat clatters in from the northwest.
3902h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p ekp---/12:31:35.421/
You bleed 12 health.
3890h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p ekp-
Kyleel raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns
into a sparkling current of energy that slams into you, dissolving your flesh.
2899h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p ekp-
A stainless steel goat bites into you with metallic teeth.
2309h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p ekp---/12:31:35.750/
You have no sparkleberry stored in the Rift.
2309h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p ekp---/12:31:35.953/
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
What do you want to eat?
2309h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p exkp---/12:31:36.203/
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
2309h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p exk---/12:31:36.375/
The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at a stainless steel
goat. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into his
flesh.
2309h, 3117m, 4269e, 10p xk---/12:31:36.578/
The potion heals and soothes you.
3817h, 3117m, 4269e, 10p xk-
A stainless steel goat bites into you with metallic teeth.
3567h, 3117m, 4269e, 10p xk---/12:31:36.953/
A stainless steel goat rears up on its hind legs and brings its metallic hooves
down upon you, knocking you to the ground.
2713h, 3117m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:37.703/
You are too unbalanced to do that.
2713h, 3117m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:38.343/
You have no sparkleberry stored in the Rift.
2713h, 3117m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:38.562/
A stainless steel goat bites into you with metallic teeth.
2391h, 3117m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:38.765/
What do you want to eat?
2391h, 3117m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:39.062/
You are too unbalanced to do that.
2628h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p kp-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2628h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p xkp---/12:31:39.453/
Your mind is not synchronised to do that.
2628h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p xkp-
A stainless steel goat rears up on its hind legs and brings its metallic hooves
down upon you, knocking you to the ground.
1749h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:39.750/
You are too unbalanced to do that.
1749h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:39.984/
Kyleel raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns
into a sparkling current of energy that slams into you, dissolving your flesh.
758h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:40.359/
You are too unbalanced to do that.
758h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:40.578/
A stainless steel goat bites into you with metallic teeth.
468h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:40.796/
You have no sparkleberry stored in the Rift.
468h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p kp-
You bleed 162 health.
306h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p kp---/12:31:41.015/ --/12:31:41.031/
What do you want to eat?
306h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p kp-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
306h, 3192m, 4269e, 10p xkp---/12:31:41.218/
Your mind is not synchronised to do that.
306h, 2967m, 4269e, 10p xkp---/12:31:41.687/
Your mind is not synchronised to do that.
306h, 2967m, 4269e, 10p xkp-
A stainless steel goat bites into you with metallic teeth.
You have been slain by a stainless steel goat.
The corpse of a stainless steel goat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a stainless steel goat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a stainless steel goat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a stainless steel goat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a stainless steel goat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a stainless steel goat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a stainless steel goat falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a stainless steel goat falls out of your inventory.
As your soul leaves your body, the elixir vitae courses through your spirit and
suddenly bursts in a bright light, forming a new body around your soul.
4755h, 3297m, 4269e, 0p ex-
The potion heals and soothes you.
4755h, 3297m, 4269e, 0p ex---/12:31:42.109/
You begin to flap your wings powerfully and rise quickly up into the firmament.
Flying above Upon an iron cross.

You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.



It was the first time we met today, and she still had me targeted from our last spar yesterday....I find that funny and cute, somehow... biggrin.gif
ferlas2006-03-06 13:32:51
QUOTE

(Newbie): Velvetjade says, "Ok, what's wrong with my name and why do they want me to let them give me one?"

(Newbie): Ekard says, "Its a bit silly name."

(Newbie): Saran says, "Please read HELP NAMES."

(Newbie): Velvetjade says, "But i like it."

(Newbie): You say, "You name is two items placed side by side."

(Newbie): Velvetjade says, "Am i not permitted to use it?"

(Newbie): You say, "Help names explains in depth."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "Aye, that was the point I tried to get across."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "In order to keep on the good side of those who weave your fate, it is best
to be familiar with, and keep to, the rules and suggestions in the HELP POLICIES scroll."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "That just as a general reminder, not directed at you specifically."

(Newbie): Ekard says, "You really should take other name."

(Newbie): Velvetjade says, "Ok, so can i change it to something else i like?"

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "As you can see in HELP NAMES, names containing multiple words are considered poor, and will have to be changed if one of us notices it. Seeing as I did, yep, please change."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "Within limits."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "And not that one, please."

(Newbie): Ekard says, "Yea but try not to take another like this one."

(Newbie): Velvetjade says, "Will skittles suffice or no?"

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "Afraid not."

(Newbie): Velvetjade says, "Well that's pretty lame."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "And I'd rather we take this to tells if you don't mind too much."

(Newbie): Velvetjade says, "Ok, so as i understand it you join then let someone else create you?"

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean. NAMECHANGE lets you do just that."

(Newbie): Velvetjade says, "You should all give igormud a look. where you can be who you wanna be within limitations."

(Newbie): Eyod says, "You can be who you want to be here too, aslong as you choose a real name."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "Never mind that, she has left us by now."


It kind of tickled me anyway
Tsuki2006-03-06 14:47:43
How to know when the High Priestess is distracted:


(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Farewell fair Serenwilde."

(Serenwilde): Elryn says, "Take care Zenji!"

(Serenwilde): You say, "Be well, Eyod."


(Serenwilde): Jitwix says, "Keep well, all."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Be well, Jitwix."




(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Hmm, I didn't know my name
was eyod."

(Serenwilde): Zenji (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Oh well."

(Serenwilde): You say, "It is now."

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): You say, "Well, either that or you obviously
misheard me. All of you."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Well, either that or you obviously misheard me. All of
you."

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): Nejii says, "Yeah, I think I did."

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): Nejii says, "All one of me."

(The Inner Circle of the Moonhart): You say, "Quiet you."
Shyshaeia2006-03-06 20:08:08
(Celest): Tzirik says, "...what's up with Anarchan's post...? What a waste of
1000 gold."

2850h, 4650m, 3975e, 10p ex-rn

PUBLIC NEWS #679
Date: 3/6/2006 at 19:49
From: Aqua Adept Anarchan
To : Everyone
Subj: Figures of Influence

*help

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Shanthin, in the year 141 CE.


........Er, yeah, what he said.....never seen the like. Then this:

Aqua Adept Anarchan (Male Trill).
He is 25 years old, having been born on the 9th of Kiani, 116 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 597th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a * in the Grand Province of New Celest.
He is a * in the Aquamancers.
He is a member of the Goldenquill Bookbinding Cartel.
He is a Roamer of the Basin in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a member of the clan called 'Children of Water.'
His motto: 'I'm a helper!'
He is deemed a Sketcher by the Artisanal Council of Vesteran Honours.
He is considered to be approximately 50% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

wacko.gif Im confused! wacko.gif
Diamondais2006-03-06 22:26:42
God, Im stupid..

QUOTE
You tell Apprentice Khaul De'Unnero, "*gulp* trying a gargoyle in a sex."
Khaul tells you, "Erk. good luck."
You tell Apprentice Khaul De'Unnero, "....um....sec, not sex."
Khaul tells you, "Haha, i was like "you're doing what to a gargoyle?""
You tell Apprentice Khaul De'Unnero, "*facepalm* Stupid bad bad bad typo."
Khaul tells you, "Haha."
Anisu2006-03-07 00:22:43

*********************POLITICS OF THE VILLAGE OF ACKNOR*********************
Sphere of Influence: The Dominion of Magnagora
Village Leader: The corpse of Chieftain Grang the Horrible
Serenwilde: Neutral
Glomdoring: Neutral
Celest: Neutral
Magnagora: Neutral
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Diamondais2006-03-07 00:58:20
Revan tells you, "You're diamondais!? *faint*."
You tell Revan Xandul, "Youre using OOC information? *faint*."
Shorlen2006-03-07 01:20:16
Unable to stop yourself, you laugh out loud at Creator of the Cuisine, Cheeabi
Saim.
Creator of the Cuisine, Cheeabi Saim exclaims, "Only one of THEM would lol me!
You bastard!"

You throw your arms in the air and scream bloody murder at Creator of the
Cuisine, Cheeabi Saim.
Creator of the Cuisine, Cheeabi Saim exclaims, "Only one of THEM would murder
me! You bastard!"


And then I stopped, for fear of losing rolepoints dry.gif
Unknown2006-03-07 15:28:23
QUOTE(Iridiel @ Mar 7 2006, 09:55 AM) 266711

Where christians don't use religious reasons to burn down abortion clinics with people on it, and ultra-religious parents don't beat their sons or wifes or husbands to smack teh sins out of them? And a war was started by a president of one of the bigger countries of the world under the reasons "God told me to".

The religion might not be violent, but it's a damm good excuse for violence, as any other religion. It's almost like pledging insanity, but much more respectable.



Go here to stop hijacking the Quotes 2 thread
Shiri2006-03-07 15:32:38
SHiiiriiiiiii
* DJ_NightStallion has joined #Lusternia
Yes?
* Shiri sets mode: +v DJ_NightStallion
log on and gimme my creddies
Hmm
...no, you can wait tongue.gif
gah
fine
Alting then
nyah
Heh
Psh fine
*logs in*
AHEM
Someone needs o MESSAGE ME
Mmmm...credits...
I did
No you didn't.
You sent the following message to Shiri: Gimmmmmme credits
Shiri would like you to know that: My old returnmessage sucked. Fixed now. Hah,
nice try Vix.
* Klia coughs
That's SHIRI.
Not Nejii.
nevermind
that's what I get for multitasking over credits
Heh
Now send Nejii a msg so I have records

Message #1498 Sent by: Klia
03/07 15:32 "Yeah um credits ::grins::."

heh
Aha
can't believe I did that

biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif I love when people do that.
Athana2006-03-07 15:41:29
(Magnagora): Telrath says, "Telum and Thoros in the Sea of Despair."

One second later...

Telum has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of an enormous gorgog.

Thoros has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of an enormous gorgog.

Thoros has fallen to the magical prowess of an enormous gorgog.
Verithrax2006-03-07 16:48:52
QUOTE(Penelope @ Mar 7 2006, 10:20 AM) 266690

No, the Inquisition was NOT religious, that is simply what they said it was so that they could get away with it without any slaps on the wrist. Anytime you want to have a war and to get away with it just say it's a religious war. There is no such thing as a "religious war" because war is war, a senseless and illegal act of violence against another sonvereign nation and/or group of people...no matter the "reason".

Christianity is one of the most violent religions on the planet, forget the Muslims. More people have died in the name of the Christian God over the course of known history than any other. Christians tortured, slaughtered, raped, robbed, mutilated, etc etc anyone unwilling to convert.

Sounds quite similar to the mentalities of many people and Divine we have in Lusternia doesn't it? "You have to kill then endlessly to cure them of their taint." It's the same thing with the mentality of "religious wars"; if you kill enough of them they'll submit.



Only in the Lusternia forums would an innocent Monty Python reference be turned into a flame war.
Kharvik2006-03-07 23:32:25
Diselli tells you, "Can we have a hamster hunt?"
Vix2006-03-08 01:18:25
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Mar 7 2006, 06:52 PM) 267110

...you do realize that's what zap.gif is right? ( :z.ap: without the .)

Nah, he just burns to ashes. Richter's alleged :zap2: has blood. *nose*
Diamondais2006-03-08 03:24:40
QUOTE
Heir of Ellindel, Narsrim D'cente`, Moonlit Herald's voice reverberates, "And you wonder why people gut you. Go crawl in the corner and prepare yourself to whine the next time someone hands you our ass, Ixchilgal."

The unearthly voice of Viravain whispers upon the ether, "I'd imagine many would crawl into the corner if you attempted to hand them yours, and the other person you seem to be mentioning's ass, Narsrim."
giggle.gif wub.gif
Diamondais2006-03-08 03:30:35
QUOTE(Narsrim @ Mar 7 2006, 10:28 PM) 267179

typos sad.gif

We loves you anyways. I think.. halo.gif
Penelope2006-03-08 03:49:24
I thought it was funny. biggrin.gif