Pwnt.

Viravain likes doing that...

From a day or so ago...

was standing at the Megalith when i saw this:

Nymerya suddenly looks afraid and urine pools down her leg.

Couldn't resist...


Yrael has been cut down by a cavalier of the Light.

Foo Foo Girly Princess Yrael Prima-Donna Ribbon-Twirler shouts, "Remember,
Celest. Blades have two sides - as does Terentia. Step from the weakened Light,
into the glory and change from the Taint, before the "Even Bladed" shows Her
other face, betraying you all to Her twisted whims."

Warrior of the Sea, Turgeis Lambert, the Waterbender shouts, "My, what a funny
title you got there -Princess- Yrael."

Yrael has been burned to death by Terentia, the Even Bladed.

Sano Fireheart Mes'ard-Vryce, Spirit Hunter shouts, "Ouch."

Jack of Trades, Richter Carthan shouts, "He's doing it to call attention to
himself. It apparently worked."

Argh, I was gonna post that, knew someone would get to it before me.

Should I even ask what Yrael did to get the wraith of both Virivain and Terentia?

(The Dark Carnival): Kahazul says, "No. The protoss would be Celest, and I don't
want to ers to have carriers."

In regards to if Starcraft races were ingame.

Gish'nu?

Edit: Happy, Richter?

Edit2: Sure - Richter

(Bellator Societas): Athana says, "Lol I thought the funniest question was "In
the past 12 months, have you had sex with a male who has had sex with another
male, even once, since 1977?""
(Bellator Societas): Athana says, "Ignore that."
(Bellator Societas): Torak says, "..what the ."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "...:|."
(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "Is that that how slutty are you quiz."
(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "Or whatever."
(Bellator Societas): Athana says, "No..."
(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "Oh."
(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "...Nevermind."
(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "I don't want to know."
(Bellator Societas): Athana says, "Its some of the questions you have to answer
to give blood lol."

...

My favorite question on the red cross sheet for donating blood:

Do you or has a person you had sex with take clotting factors?

Now bear in mind, since like the 1960s, clotting factors in the US have been made biosynthetically, thus, having sex with someone who had taken them would mean jack.

(Newbie): Bulwei says, "Are there any roleplaying consequences for killing thise
smelly beggars? I mean, if no one else is around?"
(Newbie): Skein says, "The beggars are loyal to Magnagora, so I would suggest
not doing that."
(Newbie): Telrath says, "Always PROBE denizens to see if they are loyal to
someone or a city."
(Newbie): Xenthos says, "Besides being enemied to Magnagora and killed by the
guards? Yeah, there are."
(Newbie): Skein says, "You can see who a creature is loyal to by probing it."
(Newbie): Bulwei says, "I am sure glad I asked. Probing, got it. Thank you."
(Newbie): Yrael says, "You'll find players don't appreciate being probed too
often, or too deeply, however."
(Newbie): Bulwei says, "Unless they are female, right?"

I did laugh at that even while I thought it was not-good to state like that over NEWBIE. This was amusing too, I thought:



(Newbie): Bulwei says, "One last question. The animals in the zoo, when I feed
them mutts against the advice of Rheimos, they all seem to push against their
bars or strain their leashes... Can they ever get out?"
(Newbie): Skein says, "Indeed they can."
(Newbie): Bulwei says, "And they... become my loyal followers for feeding them
so?"
(Newbie): Bulwei says, "Or do I get to fight them?"
(Newbie): Skein says, "No, they usually kill you for feeding them."

I think she's made you her stress ball.

I popped a stress ball thing once ... and then I played with the gooey innards.

I blame my finger-claws, otherwise known as nails.

You are neurotic.
.....


Penelope challenges a rotund elfen cook.

Yay!! Penelope, didn't know you made it onto Astral Iron Chef!

ROFL...wow, that's really funny since I'm a cook! Woo Woo!

You follow Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion north to beginning of a crooked alley.
4535h, 7289m, 8656e, 10p eSxk<>-
You point your staff at a hulking three-horned bull and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
4535h, 7189m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
Ixion swings a blackened platinum rapier at a hulking three-horned bull. Ixion
cuts him with a light wound.
4535h, 7189m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
Ixion swings a blackened platinum rapier at a hulking three-horned bull. Ixion
cuts him with a light wound.
Ixion has scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
4535h, 7189m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
A hulking three-horned bull paws the ground angrily before charging at Ixion,
knocking him to the ground with a painful-sounding crunch.
4535h, 7189m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
Ixion takes a drink from a bloodstone vial.
4535h, 7189m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
You feel irresistibly compelled to suddenly shake both your chest and behind,
muttering about your bon bon.
4535h, 7189m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
A hulking three-horned bull paws the ground angrily before charging at Ixion,
knocking him to the ground with a painful-sounding crunch.
4535h, 7189m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
You bleed 14 health.
4521h, 7189m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
Ixion stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
4521h, 7189m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4521h, 7189m, 8656e, 10p eSxk<>-
You point your staff at a hulking three-horned bull and it swells, rapidly
discharging a torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body,
engulfing flesh and spirit with deadly venoms.
4521h, 7089m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
Ixion swings a blackened platinum rapier at a hulking three-horned bull. Ixion
cuts him, opening up deep lacerations.
4521h, 7089m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
Ixion swings a blackened platinum rapier at a hulking three-horned bull. Ixion
cuts him, opening up deep lacerations.
Ixion has scored a CRITICAL hit!
4521h, 7089m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
Eyes glowing red, A hulking three-horned bull bellows and a shield of protection
flickers into view around his form.
4521h, 7089m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
Ixion lets loose a horrific scream as a hulking three-horned bull stabs his
three horns deep into Ixion.
4557h, 7289m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
Ixion takes a drink from a bloodstone vial.
4557h, 7289m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
The corpse of a hulking three-horned bull tells you, "I cannot forgive the
fickle fingers of the Fates."
4557h, 7289m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4557h, 7189m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-blink
A moonstone vial rubs up against your memories.
4557h, 7189m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-
You bleed 3 health.
4554h, 7189m, 8656e, 10p Sxk<>-blink
You blink.


OK WHO DID IT!?.. I've bashed Astral long enough to know that's not an insanity message

Is it pulling random emotes? That could be a dance emote untargetted.

You sense the piercing eyes of Aerenna looking upon you.

You tell Aerenna, "Can I help you, filth?"

Aerenna tells you, "No, marine rockeater."



... which was not the reply I was expecting..

Actually Athana, that IS an insanity message. It's one of the ones that appears in later insanity, when messages start showing up randomly in addition to when you use commands.

I did that once, except I don't have nails. I'd just met my best mates girlfriend for the first time. IT was an.. experience. Incidently, my best friend has scars all over him, judging by what I can see from his arms and legs.

I don't go over there when she's there anymore. I'm terribly scared of her.

Teale L'Eternae, of Autumn Moonlight says, "Aunty Tsuki."

Teale L'Eternae, of Autumn Moonlight says, "When are you getting married."

Teale tilts her head curiously.

You flap your arms madly.

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

"Eep!", Teale screams in fright.

"Heh heh heh" Teale chuckles.

-chelp nohardquestions

Composed by: Nejii
Composed on: 2005/08/10 10:36 GMT

Please do not ask questions that are difficult to answer. If you've been
referred to this scroll, you have asked such a question. Soon, we will
make up an answer, please be patient.

"Ahah!" you exclaim triumphantly.

You say to Teale, "I know where the answer to that is."

You nod your head sagely.

You say, "So important and profound an answer, it's written on an ethereal
scroll."

You smile impishly and say to Teale, "CHELP NOHARDQUESTIONS."