Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Xavius2006-03-10 22:55:52
You say, "Keg?"

Valarien takes a wooden keg from a leather backpack.

Valarien gives a wooden keg to you.

Valarien beams broadly.

You say, "And hebrs."

You say, "Or herbs. Whichever you have."

Seer of the Rising Darkness, Valarien Moonbane says, "I'll check fro some hebrs,
just for you."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You say, "Maybe you could check for them instead."

Seer of the Rising Darkness, Valarien Moonbane says, "Nah, I check fro things,
not sure what YOU'VE been doing."
Yrael2006-03-11 01:09:52
Cupping your hands before you, they fill with water and an image forms within of
Stangmar at centre of the Necropolis.
wow, stangmar
I suppose that's a new literal meaning of "finding yourself?"
laith2006-03-11 01:46:40
biggrin.gif saw this and had to laugh:


(Market): Diselli says, "Herbs Herbs Herbs! at Low Low LOW prices! You TELL me an herb, and I'll TELL you the amazingly low price!"

(Market): Verithrax says, "Clothes clothes clothes! At Low Low- Oh, come on, I
don't need to debase myself. You need clothes, I need gold, AD 115."
Stangmar2006-03-11 02:01:01
(Mindlink): Ixchilgal says, "Oh, who lives in a tiny cave under the sea? The
lich Ladantine! Bluish and undead and tainted is he. The lich Ladantine! If
Marilynth is singing, you want to silence his kid. The lich Ladantine! Just go
for a swim and bring him some squid. The lich Ladantine! The lich Ladantine! The
lich....Ladantine!"
Verithrax2006-03-11 03:17:08
QUOTE(laith @ Mar 10 2006, 10:46 PM) 268670

biggrin.gif saw this and had to laugh:
(Market): Diselli says, "Herbs Herbs Herbs! at Low Low LOW prices! You TELL me an herb, and I'll TELL you the amazingly low price!"

(Market): Verithrax says, "Clothes clothes clothes! At Low Low- Oh, come on, I
don't need to debase myself. You need clothes, I need gold, AD 115."

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Unknown2006-03-11 03:36:57
QUOTE
In a series of smaller pipes.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
You see exits leading south and northwest.
3460h, 4882m, 4408e, 10p exkdb-
The fires in a vine-wreathed silver forge start to flicker and then burn out.
3460h, 4882m, 4408e, 10p exkdb-nw

In a series of smaller pipes.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
You see exits leading southeast, southwest, and northwest.



A forge in the celest sewers! biggrin.gif
Yrael2006-03-11 03:54:16
The Divine voice of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs echoes in your head, "The
first task shall be obtaining five monographed silk cravats, each of a different
colour from the fesix's that wander the astral plane, as your city is so fond of
the place."

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Stangmar2006-03-11 18:53:48
Moralis tells you, "





















."
3244h, 3436m, 2860e, 10p esSix-

Moralis tells you, "













3







."
3244h, 3436m, 2860e, 10p esSix-

Moralis tells you, "Erk."
3244h, 3436m, 2860e, 10p esSix-

Moralis tells you, "Well that script is VERY broken."
3244h, 3436m, 2860e, 10p esSix-
Richter2006-03-11 20:07:21
Diselli tells you, "Ooc- This is going to sound crazy, but I had a dream last night
that everyone in the realms left and that it was just you and me... and then you left
too. ... I just thought I'd share that with you happy.gif."
Shyshaeia2006-03-11 22:27:11
Just a peek of my crazy family (and friends) wub.gif :

(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Araenielle says, "KAFE KAFE KAFE KAFE KAFE KAFE KAFE KAFE."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Collvan says, "SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raikogen says, "POISON POISON POISON POISON."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "Erm READ READ READ??"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Araenielle says, "DEAR DEAR DEAR!!!"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Flacarealah says, "Umm... Swords?"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raikogen says, "LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Collvan says, "MOOSE MOOSE MOOSE."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Flacarealah says, "Yeah, many swords.. Sword sword."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Araenielle says, "BLEAT BLEAT BLEAT!"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raikogen says, "BAAAH BAAAH BAAAH."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Araenielle says, "MOO MOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "((resisting urge to make 8 Bit Theature comment on liking swords))"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Shaeden (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'll do it."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raikogen says, "Heh."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Araenielle says, "Ooo *encourages urge*."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Shaeden (from the Prime Material Plane says, "Swordsswordsswordsswordsswords
swordsswordsswordsswordsswordsswordsswordsswordsswordsswordsswordsswords."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raikogen says, "*poke urge*."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "A magic mouth would do nicely for that heh."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Flacarealah says, "Hehehehe."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Shaeden (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oooh! Do it!"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Flacarealah says, "Don't you dare compare me with Fighter!"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "I would dream of it."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "Erm wouldnt!"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raikogen says, "Ooh I want to be black mage."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Flacarealah says, "You can't cast things to save your life!"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Raikogen says, "I can too, wheres my 2025 gold so I can buy a scroll of curses."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Flacarealah says, "But swords -are- shiny."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "No all you need is a warrior and then, FLACADOKEN!!"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Flacarealah says, "Flacadoken?"



(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Trakis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "We should make this clan, the cartel, an OOC channel."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Trakis (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"Honestly, we're all retarded enough that we need a place to just be stupid."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Shaeden (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It's not halfway there already?"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Araenielle says, "I am not retarded! I AM SPECIAL!"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): You say, "But dont we do that already?"
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Collvan says, "I'm not retarded- I'm just senile."
(Legacy of the Pilgrim): Trakis (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah,
you know what I mean though."

and random typo biggrin.gif :

Flacarealah La'Saet, Totem Scout says, "Let's buy the 2-room manse with a
force!"
Ashteru2006-03-11 22:41:47
3088h, 5056m, 4564e, 10p xk---/23:38:57.734/
You hear a rustling and turn to see Malaphus emerging from the undergrowth.
A dark nighthag turns her gaze to Malaphus momentarily.
A dark nighthag turns her gaze to Malaphus momentarily.
3088h, 5056m, 4564e, 10p xk---/23:38:58.703/
Throwing back his head, Malaphus screams agonizingly.
3088h, 5056m, 4564e, 10p xk---/23:39:00.890/


Thought it was funny somehow... biggrin.gif
Richter2006-03-11 22:50:46
(The Aethercity of Deepnight): Penelope says, "God created heaven and earth, he then created man. Man overpopulated the earth, so, God created Chuck Norris."

(The Aethercity of Deepnight): Penelope says, "Meh, mis."

(The Aethercity of Deepnight): You say, "..."
Stangmar2006-03-11 22:52:55
(Magnagora): Ixchilgal says, "Don't forget folks, there's a Power donation
contest going on! Great great prizes for a great great cause! And more
importantly, if you don't help out, we'll steal your dog."
Rakor2006-03-12 00:03:19
Umbrawn shouts, "Believe me Mistress.. its even worse when the Elders go
wrong... Death to the tainted!!!!!"
3482h, 1727m, 3704e, 10p, 16310en, 17420w elrx-
Ecclesiar Soll echoes, "Death to you, I think."
3482h, 1727m, 3704e, 10p, 16310en, 17420w elrx-
Umbrawn's soul has been torn from his body with the power of Nil by Yrael, Coil
of Affliction.

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Navaryn2006-03-12 00:05:30
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Umbrawn shouts, "Aragrot, that must turn you on immensly, killing unskilled
Rogues, tell me, are they hailing your name in Magnagora now, you brave soldier you."

Earl Acrune, Aquamancer Administrator's voice reverberates, "Looks like you have to wait for you answer."

The unearthly voice of Viravain whispers upon the ether, "If they were not
hailing his name, perhaps they should be. It is a pity more do not take the
opportunity to wipe out mortals as foolish as yourself, Umbrawn."

Umbrawn shouts, "Mistress Viravain, with all due respect, why does my existance interest you so much... that there has never been a single shout of mine, that has not gone unanswered by you, and you'll forgive me if I take a moment to respond seeing as I have little endurance.. but I doubt that will be for long..."

The unearthly voice of Viravain whispers upon the ether, "Perhaps, when We must consider that mortals are the shards of Our cousins, it saddens the Elders to see those shards go so horribly wrong."

Umbrawn shouts, "Believe me Mistress.. its even worse when the Elders go
wrong... Death to the tainted!!!!!"

You shut your eyes and concentrate on the end of life. A moment later, you feel
inextricably linked with the strings of fate.

Ecclesiar Soll echoes, "Death to you, I think."

Umbrawn's soul has been torn from his body with the power of Nil by Yrael, Coil
of Affliction.




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Acrune2006-03-12 00:29:31
QUOTE
Umbrawn shouts, "Aragrot, that must turn you on immensly, killing unskilled
Rogues, tell me, are they hailing your name in Magnagora now, you brave soldier you."

Earl Acrune, Aquamancer Administrator's voice reverberates, "Looks like you have to wait for you answer."


Would make a little more sence if you had seen the deathsight of Aragrot getting dead to Sano (I think) in there.

Edit: Still lovin my nifty reverberation biggrin.gif
Soll2006-03-12 00:45:49
It's mine! All mine!

QUOTE

Jack of Trades, Richter Carthan has just transferred control of The Aethercity
of Deepnight to you.


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Unknown2006-03-12 02:27:54
Malaphus pats a dark nighthag in a friendly manner.
A dark nighthag says, "What do you want?"
2150h, 2600m, 2450e, 10p ex-
Hello everyone
2150h, 2600m, 2450e, 10p ex-
Druid Malaphus of the Blackthorn says to a dark nighthag, "Nothing ma'am!"



Anyone else see this?
Yuniko2006-03-12 03:05:52
Yukari: No, you wouldn't do it :-(
lyco: ...
Shiri: I couldn't!
Shiri: You can't just do it when someone asks you!
Unknown2006-03-12 03:59:06
Penelope gives the corpse of a lumbering red weevil to Seer of the Rising
Darkness, Valarien Moonbane.
Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous says to Valarien, "There you go.
Don't say I never gave you anything."
Pantoo utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
Valarien blinks.
Seer of the Rising Darkness, Valarien Moonbane says, "I shall cherish this
weevil always."
Valarien nods his head sagely.
Valarien rubs up against the corpse of a lumbering red weevil affectionately.
Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous says to Valarien, "Pantoo and I are
off to the Bat Cave. Would you care to join us?"
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Thought we were go'in to bash em .. g...g."
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd thinks about it.
Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous says, "Oh yes!"
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Googocans?"
Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous says, "I forgot."
Seer of the Rising Darkness, Valarien Moonbane says, "Actually, I was wondering
if you had a spare rub of acquisitio."
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Goo..Goon...goobers?"
Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous says to Pantoo, "Googalygoos."
Penelope nods her head sagely.
Valarien blinks.
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Go.. gash.. t...yeah something."
Seer of the Rising Darkness, Valarien Moonbane says, "Googalygoos?"
Penelope removes an emerald clover-shaped brooch.
Penelope gives an emerald clover-shaped brooch to Seer of the Rising Darkness,
Valarien Moonbane.
Seer of the Rising Darkness, Valarien Moonbane says, "What in the darkest of
Her nights is a Googalygoo?"
Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous says to Valarien, "Pity it's not on
my tiara."
Valarien peers about himself unscrupulously.
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Em thingies!"
Valarien slips into an emerald clover-shaped brooch.
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "In the water!"
Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous says, "Those creatures the Merians
created."
Valarien claps his hands together merrily.
Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous says, "Googalygoos."
Valarien gives an emerald clover-shaped brooch to Princess of Shadows, Penelope
Pendalopolous.
Penelope slips into an emerald clover-shaped brooch.
Penelope's eyes repeatedly shut as she tries to stay awake.
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Yeah! GooGal..f.....en things!"
Seer of the Rising Darkness, Valarien Moonbane tilts his head back and raises a
brow in amusement.
Seer of the Rising Darkness, Valarien Moonbane says, "Well... You have fun with
your Googalygoos."
Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous says to Chron, "Would you like to
join us?"
You ask, "Gogorogs or whatever?"
Penelope nods her head emphatically.
Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous says, "Aye."
Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous says, "Gorgogs."
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "HA!"
Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous says, "I say Googalygoo just to
amuse myself."
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Goos."
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "We'll call em goos!"
Pantoo nods his head emphatically.
Penelope's eyes raise to the heavens as a look of hope flashes across her face.
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "ON to the goos!"
Dvyrus's eyes sparkle with amusement.
Valarien's eyes sparkle with amusement.
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd thrusts his finger into the air and strikes a poise.
You say, "Squishies is a better name, be thinks."
You say, "Erm..me thinks, even."
Penelope's eyes repeatedly shut as she tries to stay awake.
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Naw Squishies means the same thing as you know
smooshes and crunches and SMUSH CRUNCH SMASH!"
Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous says, "Abomination is a more
appropriate term."
Penelope performs a graceful curtsey.
Pantoo, Ward of the Wyrd crunches his massive fists and bashes them togather.
Pantoo leaves, following Princess of Shadows, Penelope Pendalopolous.
Penelope leaves to the north.
A shadowlord widowrider moves his giant black widow to allow Penelope to leave.
A hellish night mare rears up and sends a bank of black clouds rolling to the
north, upon which she gallops away.


Cut out some unimportant stuff.