(Market): Athana says, "Herofete at the Megalith of Doom for those not enemied
to Magnagora."

(Market): Trae says, "Herofete at Pool of Stars in two minutes to those not
enemied to Celest."

(Market): Raezon says, "Herofete at the Haven in two minutes to those not
enemied to Estarra."

(Market): Viravain says, "So glad that you'll not be joining us then, Raezon."

(Market): Sheia says, "Hehe!"

(Market): Raezon says, "Hush up, follow the market rules!"

(Market): Fain says, "Says the lamb to the butcher."

Yeah, never seen a Divine's profile before on the the website.....Normal?

Was on someone else and switched to talk to him so I didnt grab the first shout.

I just find it cool a faeling can wield a 598 pound liger

(Hatchlings): Xavius says, "You can't run from a Champion."
(Hatchlings): Xavius says, "We have eyes in every leaf, every blade of grass."
(Hatchlings): You say, "But not in every cloud."
(Hatchlings): Ashteru says, "...wow. That grass must look odd."
(Hatchlings): Ashteru says, "Chamber of Death?"
(Hatchlings): Ashteru says, "...I bet you chose that name..."
(Hatchlings): Xavius says, "No. It still smells like Citera. And it has his
messes."
(Hatchlings): Ashteru says, "You need to get some of the lower ranks to clean it, then!"
(Hatchlings): Ashteru says, "What's that about the whole lot of Blackthorn druids and so on anyway, Xavius?"
(Hatchlings): Ashteru says, "I don't get the new titeling."
(Hatchlings): Xavius says, "Oi. You've read GHELP APPRENTICES, right?"
(Hatchlings): Ashteru says, "Yep."
(Hatchlings): Xavius says, "Well, that's what it is."
(Hatchlings): Ashteru says, "So we title them in what tier they are?"
(Hatchlings): Xavius says, "You're Blackthorn until you pass Blackthorn, Rowan
until you pass Rowan, Hemlock until you pass Hemlock."
(Hatchlings): Xavius says, "Then you get a shiny nest title."
(Hatchlings): Ashteru says, "I don't have shiny title at all. Lies and slander!"
(Hatchlings): Xavius says, "Well, we've turned down your imaginary application."
(Hatchlings): You say, "That's 'cause no one likes you, Ashteru."
(Hatchlings): Ashteru says, "Psh!"
(Hatchlings): Ashteru says, "I can title myself anyway."
(Hatchlings): Ashteru says, "Beat the madness out of her, Xavius!"
(Hatchlings): Ashteru says, "I'll hold her!"


...I was "spirited" to the Chamber of Death by Xavius when speaking about our new training program, since I've been away from some time...

Yrael tells you, "HAILO."
Yrael tells you, "HAVE I MENTIONED YOU ARE AWFULLY PRETTY AND WONDERFUL AND NICE?"
You tell Yrael, "No, I don't think so."
Yrael tells you, "I JUST DID. Say, you wouldn't be prepared to toss Sano out of the forest so I can lock him and all his aetherchannel access and leave him to rot and stop irritating the basin, would you?"
Yrael tells you, "You WILL?! Why THANK YOU!"
You tell Yrael, Coil of Affliction, "Well, I would like to to be honest."
Yrael tells you, "Order him out. Don't ostracise him, just order him to wander
the highway for a while. That'd be lovely."

Sano has been swallowed up and crushed in a chasm made by Viscount Stangmar
i'Colihn, Hammer of the Ire.
You see the death occur at beneath the Tower of Inescapable Damnation.

(I didn't actually do anything)

...

Incidently, stupid bloody Stangmar made me get status on him so I can't do anything now.


(Magnagora): Fain says, "The last thing we need, and I shudder to say it, is
anything that would enable Yrael to procreate."

(Market): Yameng says, "Need a authentic 300 yearold tapestry? watch me weave one before your very eyes! send tells."

This just tickled me, for some reason.

Not sure if this is allowed but..

fun with sloganizer

9:13:02 PM: Acrune: «penis inside you.»
9:13:03 PM: TheGaetele: It's right.

TAKEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT.

We were playing with Sloganizer for a bit and...





EDIT: Just noticed this. (For those of you who don't know, IRC's timestamps are based off of your computer clock, not a server clock.)

9:13:02 PM: Acrune: «penis inside you.»
9:13:03 PM: TheGaetele: It's right.
vs.
«<(>» «penis inside you.»
«<(>» It's right.

Note the bolded timestamps? (Yes, that actually is my timestamp.)

CODE

«<(>» OH
«<(>» And since IRC's clock is based off of your computer clock, that means our computers are synchronised to the second.
«<(>» okay
«<(>» wow
«<(>» Creeeepy~
«<(>» AMAZING!
«<(>» We're soul mates

(Hartstone): Barrin (from the Aetherways) says, "Well, Munsia is one of a kind."

(Hartstone): You say, "Thankfully."

(Hartstone): Zephyriel says, "Thank the gods."

You will now be known as Better known as Snatcherella, Yrael, Hedonistic and
Masochistic, by order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

And shortly later, after a conversation on other stupid titles I've had on the Dark Carnival,

You will now be known as Flower bumpkin of Justice, Yrael, by order of Viravain,
Mistress of the Webs.
2544h, 2726m, 2940e, 10p exk-

You will now be known as Flower bumpkin of Justice, Yrael, Henpecked to the
Bitter End, by order of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

Edit:
Again, after being very naughty, and very lucky that said Goddess was in a humourous mood...

You will now be known as Champion of foliage, Yrael, the Ever-Crispy, by order
of Viravain, Mistress of the Webs.

(Serenwilde): Xiphoid says, "What was that?"

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "That was diamante being an
idiot."

(Serenwilde): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "-halo-."

(Serenwilde): Selthar says, "I'm pretty sure sayin' halo doesn' make you seem
any more angelic."

A multi-toned voice echoes through the air, "I sense a soul in search of
answers."

(Serenwilde): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But you gotta understand, the male organ is simply not dynamically designed for a womans pleasure, that's why we have mouths and hands ^^."
2811h, 4269m, 3787e, 10p exk-
The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.
2811h, 4269m, 3787e, 10p exk-
(Serenwilde): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "...."
2811h, 4269m, 3787e, 10p exk-
(Serenwilde): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Mis."
2811h, 4269m, 3787e, 10p exk-
(Serenwilde): Nessa (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "..."
2811h, 4269m, 3787e, 10p exk-
(Serenwilde): Ialie (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Diamante Do you want to go on a date?"

Bow to the Ialie!