HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG!

The end of your cudgel forms a knotty burl and you point it at a mountain
rockeater. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into his
flesh.
The blade shears through a mountain rockeater's body, coming clean through the
other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised,
before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
You have slain a mountain rockeater.

************The Culture of the Holy Principality of New Celest*************

Fastest Growing Library: 300
Credibility Rating: 300 (+150 Credibility Bonus)
Second Scholarly Library: 150
Third Literary Library: 75
Cultural Activity: 480 (38%) (Highest +100 point bonus)
Visiting Scholars: 32

CULTURE TOTAL: 1337

Celest has elite culture.

EDIT: okay nevermind now I do

Thats funny One time I went ratting in the sewers with a friend, when she turned in all the rats, she got back 1337 gold.

The system forces this upon us. As soon as anyone types anything even remotely to do with mudsex, all of the present gods will immediately be forced to watch the next twenty things that person types. This number is reset to twenty each time said person types something to do with mudsex again. There is no way for us to get out from under this, other then logging off.

Then we just get a message for each thing said person types.

Funny.

I must be on constant watch then

Ewwww.

I'm...disturbed now.

Are you joking, or actually being serious?

Must get real old, real fast.

Skein tells you, "Greetings, Garenzo of you guild is in need of a LOT of help
with his Nihilist abilities. He's asking a lot of guild specific questions that
I cannot answer and many other, though they're trying to help, are confusing him
a great deal."

Haha, whoops.

That explains why so little coding work gets done around here.

I TOLD YOU!

Iblis tells you, "My testicles are made out of solid gold."

Iblis tells you, "Solid gooooooold."
blis tells you, "There was an unfortunate shmelting accident."

I thought this was both annoying and funny at the same time...


Kajarr yells, "Women are powerless to men's will."

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says to you, "You might want
to beat up Kajarr a few times."

"Oh?" you exclaim quizzically.

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says to you, "You or any
other woman."

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says to you, "Did you miss
what he yelled?"

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "What did he yell?"

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says, "Women are powerless
to men's will."

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says, "That's what he
yelled."

You glare at your surroundings, hatred whirlpooling in your eyes.

Cupping your hands before you, they fill with water and an image forms within of
Kajarr at beneath the Tower of Inescapable Damnation.

You tell Kajarr, "What did you say about women?"

Beneath the Tower of Inescapable Damnation.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. A huge archdemon looms here, surrounded by black
mist. Shadow Kyleel, of the Dark Fates is here. She wields a blackened tower
shield with a serrated-edge in her left hand. Kajarr is here, sprawled on the
floor.
You see exits leading southwest, northwest, and down.

You give Kajarr the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Shadow Kyleel, of the Dark Fates says, "And how am I powerless?"

You say, "Yes, do tell me."

You point a huge waraxe of polished gold at Kajarr.

Kajarr says, "Becasue you are a women."

Shadow Kyleel, of the Dark Fates says, "Is that the only argument you have."

Kajarr says, "Yes."

You say, "Yes, what Serf?"

Kajarr says, "Women are weak."

Your eyes twinkle enchantingly.

Shadow Kyleel, of the Dark Fates says, "I do not think you realise who you are
talking to."

Kajarr says, "I think i do."

You heave an almighty groan.

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says, "Let's just execute
him and be done with it."

Shadow Kyleel, of the Dark Fates says, "Ah, so this is nothing more than
intentional disrespect."

Shadow Kyleel, of the Dark Fates says, "He preaches weakness, but he hides
behind divine grace."

You say, "I'll give you one chance to retract your statement and grovel for forgiveness."

Kajarr says, "Never going to happen."

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says, "We can always call
the guards to beat up our little nuisance here."

Kajarr opens his eyes and stretches languidly, a smile on his face.

You say, "The lady Marshalls.."

You tap your fingers together and murmur, "Excellent..."

Kajarr kisses Kyleel passionately.

Kyleel slaps Kajarr on the cheek.

You narrow your eyes at Kajarr in an unnerving manner.

You say, "This is enough."

Kyleel nods her head emphatically.

Kajarr kisses you passionately.

You say, "I want him remo.."

You spit on the ground in disgust.

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says, "Gone."

You say to Kajarr, "Leave the city now or die."

Kajarr sweeps across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true master.

Kajarr kisses you passionately.

Navaryn waves goodbye at Kajarr.

Kajarr kisses Kyleel passionately.

You slap Kajarr on the cheek.

A hideous archdemon forms a ball of darkness in his palm, then hurls it at
Kajarr, striking him full in the chest. Shadowy tendrils burst forth and slither
over his skin.

Kajarr falls to his knees and begins to worship Kyleel.

Staring lovingly at you, Kajarr begins to spasm and shake with pleasure as his
body releases its erotic tensions.

A hideous archdemon forms a ball of darkness in his palm, then hurls it at
Kajarr, striking him full in the chest. Shadowy tendrils burst forth and slither
over his skin.

Kajarr falls to his knees and begins to worship Kyleel.

Kyleel shuffles some cards with the image of the Hanged Man out of her deck.

Kyleel tosses a tarot card at Kajarr and as it reaches him, a huge mass of rope
bursts out of it, entrapping and hindering him.

A hideous archdemon forms a ball of darkness in his palm, then hurls it at
Kajarr, striking him full in the chest. Shadowy tendrils burst forth and slither
over his skin.

Kajarr falls to his knees and begins to worship Kyleel.

You make a fist and punch towards Kajarr, releasing a blast of pure elemental
energy that slams into him, searing his flesh.
With a final spasm, Kajarr dies, collapsing into a mound of charred and smoking
flesh.
You have slain Kajarr.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.

You say, "Feel how powerless we are, fool.

You say, "Now get your miserable husk out of my sight."

Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Kajarr begins uttering fervent prayers for
salvation.

must...go...and....kill....newbie

How much int did you have at the time anyway, to kill with with only one elemental blast?


Or, was he just that low in level?

He was that low. He made that yell moments after coming out of the Portal.