Quotes 2

by Viravain

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Xenthos2006-03-18 21:50:40
(Market): Elcyrion says, "Looking for silence."

(Market): Lunarisi says, "Not gonna get it."

(Market): Elcyrion says, "Wanna bet?"

(Market): Lunarisi says, "Yeah."
Arix2006-03-18 22:06:15
QUOTE
Kajarr yells, "Women are powerless to men's will."

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says to you, "You might want
to beat up Kajarr a few times."

"Oh?" you exclaim quizzically.

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says to you, "You or any
other woman."

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says to you, "Did you miss
what he yelled?"

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "What did he yell?"

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says, "Women are powerless
to men's will."

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says, "That's what he
yelled."

You glare at your surroundings, hatred whirlpooling in your eyes.

Cupping your hands before you, they fill with water and an image forms within of
Kajarr at beneath the Tower of Inescapable Damnation.

You tell Kajarr, "What did you say about women?"

Beneath the Tower of Inescapable Damnation.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. A huge archdemon looms here, surrounded by black
mist. Shadow Kyleel, of the Dark Fates is here. She wields a blackened tower
shield with a serrated-edge in her left hand. Kajarr is here, sprawled on the
floor.
You see exits leading southwest, northwest, and down.

You give Kajarr the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Shadow Kyleel, of the Dark Fates says, "And how am I powerless?"

You say, "Yes, do tell me."

You point a huge waraxe of polished gold at Kajarr.

Kajarr says, "Becasue you are a women."

Shadow Kyleel, of the Dark Fates says, "Is that the only argument you have."

Kajarr says, "Yes."

You say, "Yes, what Serf?"

Kajarr says, "Women are weak."

Your eyes twinkle enchantingly.

Shadow Kyleel, of the Dark Fates says, "I do not think you realise who you are
talking to."

Kajarr says, "I think i do."

You heave an almighty groan.

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says, "Let's just execute
him and be done with it."

Shadow Kyleel, of the Dark Fates says, "Ah, so this is nothing more than
intentional disrespect."

Shadow Kyleel, of the Dark Fates says, "He preaches weakness, but he hides
behind divine grace."

You say, "I'll give you one chance to retract your statement and grovel for forgiveness."

Kajarr says, "Never going to happen."

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says, "We can always call
the guards to beat up our little nuisance here."

Kajarr opens his eyes and stretches languidly, a smile on his face.

You say, "The lady Marshalls.."

You tap your fingers together and murmur, "Excellent..."

Kajarr kisses Kyleel passionately.

Kyleel slaps Kajarr on the cheek.

You narrow your eyes at Kajarr in an unnerving manner.

You say, "This is enough."

Kyleel nods her head emphatically.

Kajarr kisses you passionately.

You say, "I want him remo.."

You spit on the ground in disgust.

Supreme Commander Navaryn d'Erlette, Cutter of Gems says, "Gone."

You say to Kajarr, "Leave the city now or die."

Kajarr sweeps across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true master.

Kajarr kisses you passionately.

Navaryn waves goodbye at Kajarr.

Kajarr kisses Kyleel passionately.

You slap Kajarr on the cheek.

A hideous archdemon forms a ball of darkness in his palm, then hurls it at
Kajarr, striking him full in the chest. Shadowy tendrils burst forth and slither
over his skin.

Kajarr falls to his knees and begins to worship Kyleel.

Staring lovingly at you, Kajarr begins to spasm and shake with pleasure as his
body releases its erotic tensions.

A hideous archdemon forms a ball of darkness in his palm, then hurls it at
Kajarr, striking him full in the chest. Shadowy tendrils burst forth and slither
over his skin.

Kajarr falls to his knees and begins to worship Kyleel.

Kyleel shuffles some cards with the image of the Hanged Man out of her deck.

Kyleel tosses a tarot card at Kajarr and as it reaches him, a huge mass of rope
bursts out of it, entrapping and hindering him.

A hideous archdemon forms a ball of darkness in his palm, then hurls it at
Kajarr, striking him full in the chest. Shadowy tendrils burst forth and slither
over his skin.

Kajarr falls to his knees and begins to worship Kyleel.

You make a fist and punch towards Kajarr, releasing a blast of pure elemental
energy that slams into him, searing his flesh.
With a final spasm, Kajarr dies, collapsing into a mound of charred and smoking
flesh.
You have slain Kajarr.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.

You say, "Feel how powerless we are, fool.

You say, "Now get your miserable husk out of my sight."

Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Kajarr begins uttering fervent prayers for
salvation.


what a dumbass. I hope you pwned him good
ferlas2006-03-18 22:07:18
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Mar 18 2006, 09:50 PM) 270922

(Market): Elcyrion says, "Looking for silence."

(Market): Lunarisi says, "Not gonna get it."

(Market): Elcyrion says, "Wanna bet?"

(Market): Lunarisi says, "Yeah."



Erm I hate to ask but what happened to the poor little fish?
Xenthos2006-03-18 22:09:14
He ended up apologizing RIGHT after that. happy.gif
Verithrax2006-03-18 22:11:08
I wish I had a log of Elcyrion muting me to post now.
Penelope2006-03-19 00:35:49
Under a dark root.
Suspended from the large black root hangs a large black cauldron. Dressed in
liquid shadows, Rowena Nightshade stands here regally poised. Harbinger of
Night, Ferlas, Spinner of the Dusk is here. She wields an iron shield in her
left hand and an athame dagger in her right.

ih

"cauldron673" a black cauldron
"rowena672" Rowena Nightshade

Number of objects: 14

put baby in cauldron

If you wish to suffocate a crying baby then find another way to do it!


laugh.gif
Diamondais2006-03-19 03:23:55
QUOTE
You recall that **** told you:
"Oh yeah. I'm almost looking foward to when **** sees Dia and Narid kiss *hum*."
You recall that **** told you:
""Should I bring my lady some fresh air? I fear that she may not be getting enough"."

Glad to have Narid about some more..but that made me giggle. A good little giggle too. Then I stopped, cause I was giggling and thats just scary.
Yrael2006-03-19 07:26:21

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Poster: Sano
Price: Depends

Brief:
Bountys

Description:
Has some one been killing you lately? Do you need some one to
get them back for it? I am the person, send me a tell or message
with the information and I will get 'em for you

Post Date:
2006/03/13 02:54

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Yrael2006-03-19 09:04:24
Remind me not to let fangirls add me on MSN...
I got a um...private show that I didn't ask for...
Ashteru2006-03-19 10:27:35
Caedryn has been torn to shreds by Dain, Nature Guide.


Caedryn, The Hierophant of Hartstone (Male High Elfen).



Dain tries to take over the Hartstone? blink.gif
Laysus2006-03-19 12:32:48
Message #3 Sent by: Yrael
03/19 04:45 "(THIS DAMN SONG IS IN MY HEAD DEAR GOD GET IT OUT I WILL CUT YOU)"


After getting him to listen to the theme to that anime gem, Dragon Half.
Ashteru2006-03-19 14:44:28
No, we weren't actually doing anything, but I joked around with a good friend who is going to play Kyleels and my first kid:

Venim tells you, "Elderrr..."
You tell Penitent Venim, "Sorry, producing offspring at the moment."
Venim tells you, "...ROFL."
Venim tells you, "So THAT's why the both of you aren't on prime. Well, have
fun."
You tell Penitent Venim, "Hey, that could be YOU what we are making at the
moment."
Venim tells you, "...ROFL."
You tell Penitent Venim, "So you shouldn't rush me, you might be disfigured or
something otherwise."
Venim tells you, "XD."
Venim tells you, "Funny man, funny man...eep, that's enough out of me."
You tell Penitent Venim, "Know the film? tongue.gif."
Venim tells you, "Oi, stop talking! I don't want a tumor to spontaneously appear
on my face!"

And yeah, we are always talking oocly, since he CAN'T stick to one chara. glare.gif
Ashteru2006-03-19 17:40:23
Logging out from zMud:

You have played a total of 1100 games.

kiss.gif
Xavius2006-03-19 19:39:02
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Mar 19 2006, 08:44 AM) 271100

No, we weren't actually doing anything, but I joked around with a good friend who is going to play Kyleels and my first kid:

Venim tells you, "Elderrr..."
You tell Penitent Venim, "Sorry, producing offspring at the moment."

...



You would answer your cell phone while you were in bed with some girl and talk about what's going on, wouldn't you?
Ashteru2006-03-19 19:42:16
QUOTE(Xavius @ Mar 19 2006, 08:39 PM) 271129

You would answer your cell phone while you were in bed with some girl and talk about what's going on, wouldn't you?

Why speak in possibilities?






Nah, joke. tongue.gif
Shamarah2006-03-19 19:42:29
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Mar 19 2006, 09:44 AM) 271100

No, we weren't actually doing anything, but I joked around with a good friend who is going to play Kyleels and my first kid:

Diamondais2006-03-19 22:36:38
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14) ****: "Oh yeah, the time I kill em they drpo nothing."
15) ****: "They don't drop anything when I kill em you'll notice."
16) ****: "GAH!"
17) ****: "Mine! All mine!"
18) ****: "*sob*."
19) ****: "MINE!"
20) ****: "*snarl*."


biggrin.gif Stop making me giggle. Its scaryyyy.
yendos2006-03-19 22:41:43
Stupid gargoyles and stoneghasts
Yrael2006-03-20 01:50:01
Marcalo staggers backwards as the spectre of a filthy gutter mutt suddenly
flashes into existence before him, but is not swift enough to stop it swinging
its dead limb towards his forehead, causing his eyes to widen into unseeing orbs
momentarily.
You stagger backwards as the ghost of a furrikin farmer suddenly flashes into
existence before you, but are not swift enough to stop it swinging its dead limb
towards your forehead, forcing unbidden images into your mind.
CODE
                                       ___-------___
                                   _-~~             ~~-_
                                _-~                    /~-_
             /^\\__/^\\         /~  \\                   /    \\
           /|  O|| O|        /      \\_______________/        \\
          | |___||__|      /       /                \\          \\
          |          \\    /      /                    \\          \\
          |   (_______) /______/                        \\_________ \\
          |         / /         \\                      /            \\
           \\         \\^\\         \\                  /               \\     /
             \\         ||           \\______________/      _-_       //\\__//
               \\       ||-----sleep.gif~~-_ ------------- \\ --/~   ~\\    || __/
                 ~-----||====/~     |==================|       |/~~~~~
                  (_(__/  ./     /                    \\_\\      \\.
                         (_(___/                         \\_____)_)
2779h, 3335m, 2980e, 10p xk-

                    /^\\/^\\
                  _|__|  O|
         \\/     /~     \\_/ \\
          \\____|__________/  \\
                 \\_______      \\
                         `\\     \\                 \\
                           |     |                  \\
                          /      /                    \\
                         /     /                       \\\\
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                    /     /             _----_            \\   \\
                   /     /           _-~      ~-_         |   |
                  (      (        _-~    _--_    ~-_     _/   |
                   \\      ~-____-~    _-~    ~-_    ~sleep.gif~    /
                     ~-_           _-~          ~-_       _-~
                        ~--______-~                ~-___-~


Yeah, Terentia's finally crossed the line to "childish". Call her the two faced whore, nothing, but since she now owns Magnagora, I can't even finish offering.

Meh, those didn't come out, but they're ascii turtle and an ascii snake.


The spectre of a disciple of Xiim suddenly swirls in front of you, glaring
about.
The spectre of a disciple of Xiim says, "Eww, Yrael! Is your arse supposed to
jiggle like that?"
Viravain2006-03-20 01:57:00
QUOTE(Yrael @ Mar 19 2006, 08:50 PM) 271327

Marcalo staggers backwards as the spectre of a filthy gutter mutt suddenly
flashes into existence before him, but is not swift enough to stop it swinging
its dead limb towards his forehead, causing his eyes to widen into unseeing orbs
momentarily.
You stagger backwards as the ghost of a furrikin farmer suddenly flashes into
existence before you, but are not swift enough to stop it swinging its dead limb
towards your forehead, forcing unbidden images into your mind.
___-------___
_-~~ ~~-_
_-~ /~-_
/^\\__/^\\ /~ \\ / \\
/| O|| O| / \\_______________/ \\
| |___||__| / / \\ \\
| \\ / / \\ \\
| (_______) /______/ \\_________ \\
| / / \\ / \\
\\ \\^\\ \\ / \\ /
\\ || \\______________/ _-_ //\\__//
\\ ||-----sleep.gif~~-_ ------------- \\ --/~ ~\\ || __/
~-----||====/~ |==================| |/~~~~~
(_(__/ ./ / \\_\\ \\.
(_(___/ \\_____)_)
2779h, 3335m, 2980e, 10p xk-

/^\\/^\\
_|__| O|
\\/ /~ \\_/ \\
\\____|__________/ \\
\\_______ \\
`\\ \\ \\
| | \\
/ / \\
/ / \\\\
/ / \\ \\
/ / \\ \\
/ / _----_ \\ \\
/ / _-~ ~-_ | |
( ( _-~ _--_ ~-_ _/ |
\\ ~-____-~ _-~ ~-_ ~sleep.gif~ /
~-_ _-~ ~-_ _-~
~--______-~ ~-___-~

Yeah, Terentia's finally crossed the line to "childish". Call her the two faced whore, nothing, but since she now owns Magnagora, I can't even finish offering.

Meh, those didn't come out, but they're ascii turtle and an ascii snake.
The spectre of a disciple of Xiim suddenly swirls in front of you, glaring
about.
The spectre of a disciple of Xiim says, "Eww, Yrael! Is your arse supposed to
jiggle like that?"




I'd say you're severely over-reacting. You do realize all of that is part of the curse, correct? She can't control what happens within it aside from casting the curse itself.