Quotes 2

by Viravain

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yendos2006-03-20 02:05:14
Yreal, Coil of Affliction yells, "Look at me! I'm a fairy!"

(Magnagora): Kearan says "Please tell me Yrael is not going any more nuts than he already is...."

(Magnagora): Daevos says, "Would if I could."

(Magnagora): Daevos says, "But that is seriously in doubt currently."
Yrael2006-03-20 02:12:37
QUOTE(Viravain @ Mar 20 2006, 12:57 PM) 271329

I'd say you're severely over-reacting. You do realize all of that is part of the curse, correct? She can't control what happens within it aside from casting the curse itself.


Terentia's always acted like me, though, except with Divine Power added. Personally, I'd like to know why she suddenly owns a patch of Magnagora with a Raezon shrine. And why calling her the "two faced whore" gets nothing.
Xavius2006-03-20 03:02:37
QUOTE(Yrael @ Mar 19 2006, 08:12 PM) 271335

Terentia's always acted like me, though, except with Divine Power added. Personally, I'd like to know why she suddenly owns a patch of Magnagora with a Raezon shrine. And why calling her the "two faced whore" gets nothing.


Celestian. Silly, flighty, somewhat random.

And female. Silly, flighty, somewhat random.

And modelled after the Greek and Roman gods. Silly, flighty, somewhat random, and powerful enough to ruin a good day.

Yeah, I'd just stay below her radar.
Yrael2006-03-20 03:23:01
I've always had this thing about people with divine power acting the way I do. I can't SERIOUSLY hurt anyone; steal from them, tops. But disfavors and curses and zaps and mutings and maggots, oh my..
Penelope2006-03-20 03:30:18
QUOTE(Xavius @ Mar 19 2006, 10:02 PM) 271350

And female. Silly, flighty, somewhat random.


That's an extremely sexist statement and I'm highly offended.

Good job!! thumup.gif
Xavius2006-03-20 03:44:00
QUOTE(Penelope @ Mar 19 2006, 09:30 PM) 271360

That's an extremely sexist statement and I'm highly offended.

Good job!! thumup.gif


If you weren't silly, flighty, and somewhat random, I'd've assumed that there was a guy on your side of the keyboard. It applies to you best of all. happy.gif
Yrael2006-03-20 04:00:30

Terentia, the Even Bladed has bestowed Her divine highdisfavour upon you. It
will last for 5 days.

It didn't take me long, I suppose. Picking between the murder or the disfavor would have been nice, but I suppose I asked for that one.
Laysus2006-03-20 13:43:21
2811h, 4269m, 4512e, 10p exk-
A small acorn runs through the room as fast its legs can carry it, flapping its arms madly, as a hungry looking grey squirrel chases after it.
2811h, 4269m, 4512e, 10p exk-

No, not on weed, drinking, or been to astral recently.
Summer2006-03-20 15:34:45
Just found this way funny for some reason:

Drogos steps out of the Portal of Fate, trailing sparkling motes of light.
He is followed by a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a
cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, a cow, and a cow.

*starts counting cows* Insomnia anyone?
Kaervas2006-03-20 19:00:30
(Magnagora): Kearen says, "If anyone sees the mutated snake please tell me."

(Magnagora): Marpessa says, "I saw a mutated snake once, i told him to put his
pants back on."
Arix2006-03-20 19:11:03
I got Terentia mad once. I gave Her a piece of cheesecake and She got all upset thinking that I was telling her She needed to gain weight.
Navaryn2006-03-20 22:37:53
QUOTE
A cheddar scone with ham and honey-mustard sticks out a long tongue and licks you where the sun don't shine.




mellow.gif
Penelope2006-03-20 23:09:02
I hope that was not something that I cooked. unsure.gif
Yrael2006-03-21 00:32:01
CODE

-->|    Novicelover (bob@HD-D3F37A0E.cable.ubr01.king.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #lusternia
    Veonira    ROFL
    Clise    eh
    Novicelover    mmmm novices
    =-=    Veonira is now known as Novice
    =-=    Novice is now known as SexyGirlNovice
    SexyGirlNovice    lke omg help
    Novicelover    ...how can i help you little novice?
    Acrune    takes SexyGirlNovice into the closet to give candy
    SexyGirlNovice    I am looking for the market.
    SexyGirlNovice    Can you take me?
    SexyGirlNovice    ((TRUE STORY))
    Novicelover    mmm yes, in that direction
    SexyGirlNovice    skips off!
    Crack_Baby    2006/03/21 00:01:56 - Ixchilgal > Hahaha! We can abuse guild privileges just to be the first in the logs this month!
    Crack_Baby    2006/03/21 00:19:27 - Aiakon > Remind me to outguild Ixchilgal.
    Novicelover    points towards a closet door
    SexyGirlNovice    enters closet door.
    Novicelover    oops i dropped my soap, care to pick it up for me?
    SexyGirlNovice    bends over.
    Crack_Baby    *Fap, fap, fap*
    SexyGirlNovice    okay that crossed the line
    Acrune    yeah...
    Crack_Baby    What? It's hot in here, I'm trying to get some air flow going.
    Crack_Baby    What were -you- thinking?
    Novicelover    ok now i must reveal my true identity
    =-=    Novicelover is now known as Narsrim
    Crack_Baby    gasps!
    Pantoo    runs awya
    SexyGirlNovice    Noxume smiles wryly.
Yrael2006-03-21 02:43:07

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "Sano tells you, "(( ooh, and I found a way
to form my excuse for the ooc thing;of the killing of Everiine's animal and
SHirois, into ic! 0)"7650h, 2337m, 4140e, 10p exk<>-."
Tsuki2006-03-21 03:17:21
No one had better say Tsuki's not helpful. doh.gif



Person tells you, "Can you make a clan a cartel?"

You tell Person , "Yes."

Person tells you, "How? does it cost gold?"

You tell Person , "Look at things under HELP 21."

QUOTE

21 CLANS AND CARTELS

21.1 Clans Some basic information about clans.
21.2 Clancommands Basic clan commands.
21.3 Clanleader Clan commands for the clan head and assistants.
21.4 Cartels Information about cartels, a sub-class of clans.
21.5 Trademaster Commands for cartel leaders.



After a bit of time has passed ...


Person tells you, "It doesn't sayhow."

Person tells you, "Do you know the command?"

Person tells you, "Eh."

You tell Person , "... did you READ the HELP CARTELS scroll?"

You tell Person , "It tells you how."

Person tells you, "Yes, and I can't find it out."

Person tells you, "CARTEL (name)?"

You tell Person , "Look at HELP CARTELS. Specifically, under the
'How to Form a Private Cartel' section."

QUOTE

21.4 CARTELS

....

How to Form a Private Cartel
----------------------------
First, you must have control of a clan which you wish to upgrade to
cartel status and have 500,000 gold to make the upgrade. Go to the Hall
of Clans and Cartels which is located off the road up Avechna Peak and
FORM CARTEL OF FROM . Note that you must have the
tradeskill to form the cartel.

....



Person tells you, "So I have to pay 500,000 more gold?"

You tell Person , "That's what it says, yes."

Person tells you, "I'll just make a new thing, new cartel just cost 500,000
right?"

Person tells you, "Going to make one for my own little Forging Designs...
mauwhuahw."

You tell Person , "New cartels are private cartels formed from
clans."

Person tells you, "So it cost 1 million?"

You tell Person , "It does sound like that, yes."

Person tells you, "Kinda expensive..."

You tell Person , "Indeed."
Unknown2006-03-21 03:17:51
Irc servers go down...it's just me and Yrael in there....


hrm
we're all alone in here...should I panic yet?
* Mell grins at Yrael
Yes.
eeeeeek
I'm going to abduct you.
* Mell laughs.
Sell your daughter into slavery.
And wear a Daevos mask so I can convince you to go into slavery without killing me


Think it's time to quickexit.gif
Clise2006-03-21 08:36:22
(Celest): Telum says, "Laeilith choked themselves to death?"
3149h, 3913m, 3611e, 10p x-
(Celest): Telum says, "I do that all the time, I make them wash my balls with
their geyser too."
2789h, 3993m, 3611e, 10p ex-
(Celest): Telum says, "Oh my god."
2930h, 4073m, 3611e, 10p ex-
(Celest): You say, "...."
3087h, 4073m, 3611e, 10p ex-
(Celest): Telum says, "That was a miss."
3087h, 4073m, 3611e, 10p ex-
Celest): You say, "I shall pretend I didn't see a thing."
3149h, 4073m, 3611e, 10p ex-
(Celest): Telum says, "I'm going to go crawl in a hole and die now."
3149h, 4073m, 3611e, 10p ex-
(Celest): Yevah says, "And on citytell, too."
3149h, 4073m, 3611e, 10p ex-
(Celest): Koan says, "Oh give him a break."
3149h, 4073m, 3611e, 10p ex-
(Celest): Koan says, "We've all thought worse, he just has the nerve to say it."
3149h, 4073m, 3611e, 10p ex-
(Celest): Koan says, "Just joking, i'm sure it was an honest mistake."
3149h, 4073m, 3611e, 10p ex-
(Celest): Telum says, "I was trying to say it to YOU but you've got me so
discombobulated look what I've done now!"
3149h, 4073m, 3611e, 10p ex-
laugh.gif
Rauros2006-03-21 15:01:52
QUOTE
You drop a proud celestial pegasus.
Meleris, Keeper of the Pool of Stars tells you, "Please don't litter around the
Pool of Stars."
Aiakon2006-03-21 16:38:22
During an interview with Daevos and myself for a position within Magnagora:

Nymerya's eyes repeatedly shut as she tries to stay awake.
3746h, 4831m, 4539e, 10p ex<>-
Nymerya's exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and she falls into a deep sleep.
3746h, 4831m, 4539e, 10p ex<>-
Nymerya suddenly looks afraid and urine pools down her leg.
3746h, 4831m, 4539e, 10p ex<>-
Daevos looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully
3746h, 4831m, 4539e, 10p ex<>-
You say to Daevos, ".... the Lady has wet herself..."
3746h, 4831m, 4539e, 10p ex<>-
Ur'Warlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of Midnight says, "Quite."
3746h, 4831m, 4539e, 10p ex<>-
You say to Nymerya, "This is a concern, Nymerya."
3746h, 4831m, 4539e, 10p ex<>-
Nymerya raises an eyebrow questioningly.
3746h, 4831m, 4539e, 10p ex<>-
You say to Nymerya, "You cannot hold your bladder, yet you seek to run the Lyceum..?"

etc.

The interview started to go down hill after this point.