(Children): Annabella says, "I have been told I should change my name..."

Attack of the Divine letter deliverer!


A shadowy flutter of wings drops a letter in your hands and fades into the shadows.
A shadowy flutter of wings massacres Lyco with primal, brutal force.
Lyco has to steady himself as a shadowy flutter of wings smashes him with a bone-crunching blow.



The thing hit Lyco for 3k!

Ixion's heart has burst in the telekinetic grip of Kalas Athana Saitama, Votary
of Earth.
You see the death occur at a panoramic view of the City.
2779h, 4387m, 2779e, 10p exk-

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Spousal abuse seems all the rage."
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(Bellator Societas): Ixion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That's how we
do it."
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(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Athana is such a
heart breaker."
2779h, 4387m, 2779e, 10p exk-

Edit: Bah, wrong quote went into the wrong section

You say to Collvan, "While you're here."

You say to Collvan, "Meet Ikul. He has been made a citizen recently and wishes
to join our guild."

Collvan grins mischievously at Ikul.
Collvan Deladrier says to Ikul, "Hello!"

Ikul says, "Hi."
Dame Malicia La'Saet, Templar of the Aegis says, "A Lucidian."
Malicia ponders the situation.

Collvan Deladrier says to Ikul, "What makes you want to join the Paladins?"

Dame Malicia La'Saet, Templar of the Aegis says, "The Aquamancers, I believe."

Collvan Deladrier says, "Erk!"

Ikul says, "Pala... dins?"

Collvan Deladrier says to Ikul, "I'm -very- sorry."

Collvan Deladrier says to Ikul, "I'm old, so..... I make silly mistakes
sometimes."

Collvan Deladrier says to you, "Why would you like to join the Aquamancers?"

You say, "Well, because I got bored with the paladins."

Ikul says, "I think he meant me..."

Collvan stumbles and pokes himself in the eye.

You say, "Yeah, I'm just teasing him."

Collvan Deladrier says, "Blast it all- forget it. I'm just inguilding him."

I was looking for a place to post this...




This comic is "Jump Start" by Robb Armstrong.

:can't think of any more smielys to put:
That is great

but back to the point

(Market): Daganev says, "Still looking for a Bookbinder to steal my gold."
1881h, 2799m, 2952e, 10p, 8305en, 12895w ex-market I'm not a bookbinder, but can I steal your gold anyways?
(Market): You say, "I'm not a bookbinder, but can I steal your gold anyways?"
1881h, 2799m, 2952e, 10p, 8305en, 12895w ex-
Lydin tells you, "Damn. Was about to say that."

(Bellator Societas): Revan says, "Dammit, Lusternia needs more Jews."

Mouth frozen in a grimace of pain, this decapitated head stares at you with
wide, blank eyes. The skin is pallid and the hair is matted with blood and
filth.
It has 4 months of usefulness left.
It bears the distinctive mark of Battlesmith Aragrot.

I dunno about you, but seeing 4 months of USEFULNESS is damn funny. I must be pretty leet to use my decapitated head.

You will now be known as Battlesmith Aragrot the Paparazi, by order of Ixchilgal
Mes'ard, the Many.

Warlady for a day (or a few seconds)...

You follow Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion up to Magnagora council chambers.

Ixion closes the iron door to the down.

Ixion nods his head emphatically.

Ixion snuggles up close to you, looking happy and content.

You sit yourself down on a dragon throne and make yourself comfortable.

You cackle hellishly.

Ixion grovels in the dirt before you.

You say, "Feed me grapes!"

Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion says, "Yes, m'am."

Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion has lost you.

You chuckle long and heartily.

Ixion opens the iron door to the down.

Ixion leaves to the down.

You tap your foot with mild impatience.

Ixion enters from the down.

Ixion gives a plate of chilli lobster to you.

Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion says, "Best I could do, mistress."

Ixion closes the iron door to the down.

You peer at a plate of chilli lobster unscrupulously.

You say, "Useless, I ask for grapes and you bring me a lobster."

Ixion opens the iron door to the down.

Ixion tackles your legs and attempts to carry you off to the down.
He succeeds and carries you, knocking you to the ground.
Stairway leading up to a magnificent court.
You see exits leading north and up (open door).

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.

You are no longer stunned.

Ixion stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion says, "No more throne, that crap."

Ixion cackles hellishly.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Ixion leaves to the up.

(The Kalas Legacy): Ixion says, "Come up, Athy."

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.

Magnagora council chambers.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. An elegant chandelier of antique silver is gracefully suspended from the ceiling. A black marble throne accented with dragons darkens the room here. Bolted to the floor is a secure black safe. A painting of The Final Victory is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Spreading its majestic golden wings, a great eagle searches the ground with piercing eyes. Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion sits here upon a dragon throne.
You see a single exit leading down (open door).

Ixion closes the iron door to the down.

"Pssshhhh..." you say.

Ur'Monster Kalas Ixion says, "Hahahaha."

You say, "What-ever."

I edited out some things.

Just thought that was a bit funny. Makes me wonder what chron said to murphy to piss him off though.


Then the Etherglom turned into Avenger Wargames, and I stopped paying attention.

"Please kill me."

There is an ongoing strategy which involves essentially locking one's enemies enough such that their only strategy is quitting.

I am hoping a few new shrubs appear soon for continuing to use it. Maybe not, but we'll see.

i wish i could beat someone to a pulp and leave them there in misery

They were trying to stop me from killing you, which was hilarious

Come to Lusternia, oh huddled masses, we'll give you cookies , and decapitations

(Newbie): Lynn says, "Is there anyone that can help me?"
(Newbie): Joram says, "Whats your question?"
(Newbie): Ikul says, "Depends on your problem."
(Newbie): Reian says, "Whats up?"
(Newbie): Lynn says, "I just left the Portal of Fate."
(Newbie): Lynn says, "I'm a Paladin, but I don't know what to do now."
(Newbie): Ikul says, "Ask on the GNT channel."
(Newbie): Joram says, "Ask Lanko."
(a while later)
(Newbie): Lynn says, "No one really is paying attention."
(a while later)
(Newbie): Lynn says, "Thank you for the help everyone! Please stop helping me
now, the TELLS are piling up!"

Defender Kalas Ildaudid says, "He likes to be sung to."
You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
Defender Kalas Ildaudid sings, "If I could spend time in a cave.... the first
thing that I'd like to do.... is put you in chains and drag you with me back
home so I could lay my whip upon you... but there never seems to be enough time
to chain you down and drag back home to the megalith."

You say, "I don't have much of a voice."
Ildaudid grins mischievously at you.
Emperor Ladantine VII says, "...."
Defender Kalas Ildaudid says, "See he is kind of interesting."
Emperor Ladantine VII leaps forward and rakes his skeletal fingers across
Ildaudid's face.

The Portal of Fate flashes as Evolution steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.

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