(Newbie): Kenjanti says, "How do I stop the messages that begin with(celest:) ?"

(Newbie): Alcoran says, "Ctoff."

(Newbie): Alcoran says, "But dont."

(Newbie): Kenjanti says, "Why not? they're driving me nuts."

Yar! They learn quick.

The rainbow trout is large and would make any fisherman proud. Its skin is
covered in silvery scales that reflect light in a multitude of colours, thus
giving the trout its name.
A rainbow trout looks relatively helpless.
He weighs about 7 pounds.
He is loyal to Estarra, the Eternal.
You see nothing in it.

One of your reflections has been destroyed! You have 0 left.
You point your staff at a rainbow trout and it swells, rapidly discharging a
torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks into his body, engulfing flesh and
spirit with deadly venoms.
A rainbow trout turns purple as the poisonous fumes overcome him and blood
gushes out of his mouth as he collapses to the floor, dead.
You have slain a rainbow trout.

Athana's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

for the record i will probably be a dead man when they realise I killed it...

I didnt think we were at it for that long

(The Swarm): Ferlas (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Yes were having a rave and a love-in on ethereal at the moment."

(The Swarm): Ferlas (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Miss."

You're just jealous that Serenwilde has all the hotties, you tried coming into Faethorn to get some from the hotties, but Queen Maeve told us she didn't like all the rough action that was going on, so we all went home without being satisfied.



That makes me want to cry. Poor Butter.

(Hartstone): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "We show you how to kill
someone with your buttcheeks."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
gt yeah beedn there seen that

2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
(Hartstone): You say, "Yeah beedn there seen that."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-


(Hartstone): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Heh."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Okay I'll hush."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Umbrawn says, "Heheheh."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Gelo says, "Good news everyone."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Umbrawn says, "Yes?"
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Gelo learned how to kill
someone with his buttcheeks."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Zalandrus says, "Ah, good news is good."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
gt we're killing Umbrawn?
(Hartstone): You say, "We're killing Umbrawn?"
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
gt with our...
(Hartstone): You say, "With our..."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Umbrawn says, "Sarin!!"
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

gt hm, Munsia beat me to it
(Hartstone): You say, "Hm, Munsia beat me to it."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Zalandrus says, "Surely it's something...good."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Gelo says, "No not that! our guild shop, enchanted grove is stocked
with enchantment recharges!"
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
gt yay!!
(Hartstone): You say, "Yay!!"
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-


(Hartstone): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "You can kill umbrawn with
your mouth. It's easy."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Zalandrus says, "Hooray, more cheap stuff!"
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I'll show you sometime."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
gt no. I'll...refrain
(Hartstone): You say, "No. I'll...refrain."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Umbrawn says, "Yes munsia. You'd know.. what you do Sarin, is line
your words with Crotamine..."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
gt unless it's debating
(Hartstone): You say, "Unless it's debating."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "The kiss of death from
sarin."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Miss!"
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Heh."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Umbrawn says, "Ah haha."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "You heard me."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
gt as everyone else thank you
(Hartstone): You say, "As everyone else thank you."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Hahaha."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Gelo says, "Enchantes grove in serenwilde commune is now stocked
with enchanment recharges."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Gelo says, "Enchanted grove rather. bah."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Also we are having a
kissing booth with.. Sarin as the kisser."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
ct munsia
(Serenwilde): You say, "Munsia."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Umbrawn says, "Heheheh."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
ct how about you go first?
(Serenwilde): You say, "How about you go first?"
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Do your part for the
guild!"
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Umbrawn says, "Hey a credit a kiss... and Munsia Would be the
first Sarin."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
ct i won't charge you
(Serenwilde): You say, "I won't charge you."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
ct ok, I will charge you
(Serenwilde): You say, "Ok, I will charge you."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I'm immune to crotamine so
come here heh."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

ct hmm, I'm not immune to Leef, however
(Serenwilde): You say, "Hmm, I'm not immune to Leef, however."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Umbrawn says, "Hehehehehe...."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Sano says, "Who is immune to her?"
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
ct munsia
(Serenwilde): You say, "Munsia."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "That's easy."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "But I cant discuss that
kind of manners here.. leef will thus lock me up and stuff bad will happen and
not in a good way."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Gelo says, "Which you like."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Heh."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

ct right...because you don't like candlewax and bondage
(Serenwilde): You say, "Right...because you don't like candlewax and bondage."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "That makes no sense."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-


(Serenwilde): Aerenna says, "I am not sure I want to know more."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

Umbrawn tells you, "*grin*."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Aerenna says, "Actually, I am sure that I do not want to know
more."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Sano says, "Hehe."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Umbrawn says, "Sarin, you KNOW about that stuff.. wow.. I never
knew you were like that."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Sano says, "Darn it Sarin!"
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Aerenna says, "Yes, you sounded so innocent."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
ct that's why I dumped you dear
(Serenwilde): You say, "That's why I dumped you dear."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Hartstone): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Sarin wants to have fun
with me? hehe."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-


(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Ouch..."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

umbrawn *grin*
You tell Master Druid Umbrawn Teneforah, "*grin*."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Aerenna says, "Munsia's fault."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Aerenna says, "Depravation of Serenwilde's youth."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
ct yes she's a bad influence
(Serenwilde): You say, "Yes she's a bad influence."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I cant help it that I was
in love with a 16 year old."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-
ct in a good way
(Serenwilde): You say, "In a good way."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "That's not my fault."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Sano says, "Pedophile *cough*."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

(Serenwilde): Munsia (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I blame it on
strawberries."
2619h, 3336m, 2745e, 10p, 12610en, 15580w ex-

Murphy has been fatally re-sensitized.

Heh, never seen that one before. Guess I just have not been around much lately.

Even wildnodes knows.


Minutes remaining: 46

Nation Scores:
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Serenwilde: 0
Glomdoring: 0
Celest: 175
Magnagora: 1337
-----------------

Interesting...

Viravain tells you, "My love! Would you marry my grandfather."


Gosh.

Magnagora played smart this time, but the fact is this is the most poorly designed event of all time. I honestly think wild nodes should just be deleted unless it can be majorly revamped.

The very fact it is at a set time every 2 weeks alone was just a horrid decision.

======

Fain tells you, "My pound of flax loves you."

Even an Elder God is no match for my seduction.

Ixchilgal says, "Look, just because I wanna donkey punch Aiakon doesn't mean I'm gay."

Elryn Greythane, Songwarden of Avaerin shouts, "Behold Laeroc, the true slavers
have arrived. They will not ask permission before dragging your people into the
torturous shadows."

Laeroc, the Queen's Consort shouts, "Silence, Slaver!"

So nice to have that cleared up!

It was cool though...

Poor Maeve, I think all the excitement is a bit much for her.

(Celest): Neran, the Imperial Caretaker says, "Hey!"
(Celest): Turgeis says, "Yes Neran?"
(Celest): Neran, the Imperial Caretaker says, "Why am I being hit?"
(Celest): Alodia says, "Greetings Neran."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "NERAN."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "Umm."
(Celest): Turgeis says, "Hit? By whom??"
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "He wont leave me alone."
(Celest): Neran, the Imperial Caretaker says, "I don't take kindly to being
smacked!"
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "So i cuffed him."
(Celest): Grethion says, "Heh."
(Celest): Grethion says, "What an odd predicament."
(Celest): Turgeis says, "Lunarisi, please respec the citizens."
(Celest): Turgeis says, "Respect the rather."
(Celest): Turgeis says, "They have feelings you know."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "Meh."
(Celest): Grethion says, "Yep, as I would, too, if I got smacked. Heh."
(Celest): Neran, the Imperial Caretaker says, "Neve' get any respect. No wonder
Jethri was talking about moving."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "Heh."
(Celest): Turgeis says, "Please don't who will make globes for the supplicants
and help clean the rats?"
(Celest): Grethion says, "True, true."
(Celest): Neran, the Imperial Caretaker says, "Maybe we should have a meeting
with the Star Council about how we're treated."
(Celest): Alodia says, "Guess we all forgot to say Thank you to all of you
too..."
(Celest): Turgeis says, "Lunarisi, you got to apologize to Neran or else I'll
send word to the council about this."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "Yeah."
(Celest): Neran, the Imperial Caretaker says, "Why is Grethion speaking in my
head and telling me Poop?"
(Celest): Grethion says, "Eh?"
(Celest): Neran, the Imperial Caretaker says, "That's it. I'm leaving."
(Celest): Grethion says, "What the..."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "What the????"
(Celest): Turgeis says, "That is enough, any of you who has done wrong to
Neran, APOLOGIZE NOW!"
(Celest): Ishimoru says, "... Uhhhh...?"
(Celest): Alodia says, "Something is wrong."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "Yeah."
(Celest): Ishimoru says, "Bye bye?"
(Celest): Alodia says, "I was promted What gender do you remember?"
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "Me too."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "What do i do?"
(Celest): Turgeis says, "You said you cuff him remember??"
(Celest): Alodia says, "I lost him... Neran please do come back."
(Celest): Turgeis says, "And you Grethion, Neran says you call him Poop."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "I apologized like three times.... and i ment it."
(Celest): Shric says, "Greetings, Celest."
(Celest): Alodia says, "People of Celest something is wrong."
(Celest): Ishimoru says, "So, we are looking for the rat collector?"
(Celest): Grethion says, "Greetings, Shri."
(Celest): Alodia says, "Why am I prompted with odd questions I can't answer."
(Celest): Grethion says, "Or Shric, rather."
(Celest): Shric says, "What's up."
(Celest): Turgeis says, "Neran left."
(Celest): Alodia says, "Plus there is an issue on Neran He walked out."
(Celest): Turgeis says, "For being treated badly."
(Celest): Shric says, "What can I do."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "Scry him."
(Celest): Shric says, "Mhm, I'm a Paladin."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "That doesnt work, anyways."
(Celest): Shric says, "Where'd he go?"
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "Dunno."
(Celest): Alodia says, "Try Jethri everyone."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "Jethri?"
(Celest): Shric says, "He's not happy either."
(Celest): Ayita (from the Aetherways) says, "Anyone who has either physically
or verbally insulted Neran should apologize in a city newspost. There is no
excuse for mistreating fellow citizens."
(Celest): Turgeis says, "Left after Lunarisi cuff Neran several times and
Gethrion calling him poop through tells."
(Celest): Alodia says, "Hail Holy Mother. What shall we do?"
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "I cuffed him once."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "ONCE."
(Celest): Shric says, "Jethri's being mean to me."
(Celest): Ayita (from the Aetherways) says, "Once is too many."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "Fine, what do i do?"
(Celest): Shric says, "Umm..."
(Celest): Lunarisi says, "Neran has feelings too...i just didnt know."
(Celest): Shric says, "I don't exactly think that's the right thing to do,
(Celest): Shric says, "..."

Then I had to leave....later there were two city posts about the whole thing. Poor Neran, ....overworked and underappreciated?

I had just logged in and found myself there...with Ialie...with no memory of the past night...

(Bellator Societas): Murphy (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Heh that's funny you can force people to heartstop."
(Bellator Societas): Murphy (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "But anyone can do it."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "...you can?"
(Bellator Societas): Murphy (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "To anyone else."
(Bellator Societas): Athana (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Really?"
(Bellator Societas): Murphy (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Just heartstop @target."
(Bellator Societas): Murphy (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Its like, targettabe."
(Bellator Societas): Murphy (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Targettable."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "..."
(Bellator Societas): Ashteru (from the Aetherways) says, "That's SO believeable."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "I wonder how many people are going to kill themselves with that."
(Bellator Societas): Murphy (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bah xenthos you ruin everything."
Murphy has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly.

I don't care if I created the quote.. I think it was funny...

Aqua Initiate Ternus shouts, "I need a blue pill!"

You tell Aqua Initiate Ternus, "Sorry this isn't the matrix, you'll have to wait for halifax to open."

from the new events post:

One more for the invisible oven spotting.