Quickest Battle Ever

by Unknown

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Unknown2005-10-14 00:49:22
QUOTE
You are filtering air from water for breathing.
You have empowered your blue chakra.
You have empowered your yellow chakra.
The pull of the earth roots you more firmly to the ground.
Your vision is heightened to see in the dark.
Your mind is sensing the death of others.
You are viewing the world through the third eye.
Your sense of time is heightened, and your reactions are speeded.
The power of the elixir vitae flows through your veins.
You are protected by 9 defences.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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You cannot see that being here.
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Footpath on the side of a hill.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The
side of the hill is covered with green grass, rising up to the top at a gradual
incline. A rough footpath has been cut into the hill here, lined with rocks to
keep the grass from reclaiming the land. A sigil in the shape of a small,
rectangular monolith is on the ground.
You see exits leading northeast, east, and southeast.
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Alger, Tully.
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Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor          (Footpath on the side of a hill)
Torturer Alger, Venenum Celer          (A wide stone staircase)
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Corbenic has been slain in the Midnight Coliseum by Warden of Eventide, Ethelon
Treeripper.
Ethelon stands triumphant, the winner of the free-for-all in the Midnight
Coliseum.
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(Market): Scach says, "Looking for a jeweler, send tells."
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I do not recognize anything called that here.
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Tully, The Magnagoran Janitor          (Footpath on the side of a hill)
Torturer Alger, Venenum Celer          (Cracked and dry field)
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Murphy arrives from the northeast.
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Murphy's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Murphy razes your speed defence with a brutal war hammer.
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Murphy takes a long drag off his pipe.
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With a focused look, Murphy strikes at you with a brutal war hammer. Your right
leg is elegantly struck and swept out from under you, knocking you to the
ground.
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Swinging a brutal war hammer in an underhand arc, Murphy strikes at you. His
hammer smashes through the air, missing you completely.
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You are no longer stunned.
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Swinging a brutal war hammer in an underhand arc, Murphy strikes at you. His
hammer smashes through the air, missing you completely.
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Swinging a brutal war hammer in an underhand arc, Murphy strikes at you. His
hammer smashes through the air, missing you completely.
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You bleed 21 health.
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You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
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With a focused look, Murphy strikes at you with a brutal war hammer. Your head
snaps back as your skull is struck hard and fractures, causing your thoughts to
spin.
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
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With a focused look, Murphy strikes at you with a brutal war hammer. Your head
snaps back as your skull is struck hard and fractures, causing your thoughts to
spin.
Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?
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You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Murphy.
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You are paralysed and unable to do that.
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Murphy takes a long drag off his pipe.
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You must first raise yourself from the floor and stand up.
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Murphy's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
With a heavy overhand stroke, Murphy slams a brutal war hammer down upon you.
You are smited in your head, leaving an ugly bruise.
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
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Murphy takes a long drag off his pipe.
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With a heavy overhand stroke, Murphy slams a brutal war hammer down upon you.
You stagger back from the force of being smited in the chest.
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You are paralysed and unable to do that.
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You bleed 91 health.
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With a heavy overhand stroke, Murphy slams a brutal war hammer down upon you.
Your skull is smited with a resounding crack, leaving your ears ringing and
causing you to stagger.
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
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With a heavy overhand stroke, Murphy slams a brutal war hammer down upon
you.You are OUT of the combat free-for-all!


This is why I don't fight.
Morik2005-10-14 01:01:18
So don't fight murphy. Fight people your own might and try to get some enjoyment out of it.
Dysolis2005-10-14 01:03:37
Murphy is pretty good at fighting, I think he's creating his own army or something , the dreadlords I think it's called.
Unknown2005-10-14 01:17:28
Heh, I know I stink. I was actually surprised I lasted about 15 seconds against him. I'm not complaining, really.

Since Tully has no class, he's pretty much no match for anything. I just wish I could've gotten Serpent up or even just a real quick jab.
Murphy2005-10-14 01:36:18
yep, my own army of damn good fighters, lovin it.

and i was just usin my hammers, the flails would've seen the fight over in 2 combos
Richter2005-10-14 02:03:31
Murphy's making an army of fighters, like I have an army of merchants.

And that's about how good I do Tully, I just last twice as long because of my HP. tongue.gif
Unknown2005-10-14 07:00:16
I claim the title of quickest battle ever!

QUOTE
You step into a flowering archway and are whisked to the Realm of Faethorn.
Backwards avenue.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
trees here grow along a perfect avenue albeit slightly backwards. The tops of
the trees are embedded in the ground and the roots reach for the sky. Somehow
the circulation works as they seem to be perfectly healthy and several birds
fly by, although upside down also. Despite the visual warning, several signs
have been placed along the road stating that all travellers should stay on the
path. The silvery leaves of a faebush gently billows in the wind. A flowering
archway rises up from the ground. A hornbeam sapling clings tenaciously to the
ground here. A royal knight of Faethorn stands here at the ready. Skygazer
Aerenna is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a
tree-emblazoned heater shield in her right. High Wisdom Shorlen Mes'ard of the
Moondance is here. He wields a tower shield of twilight blue steel in his left
hand. Kalas Ixion, Ur'Commander is here, shrouded. He wields a exquisitely
crafted draconic broadsword in each hand.
You see exits leading southeast and southwest.
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Ixion takes a drink from a bloodstone vial.
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You kneel down and touch your forehead to the earth, then whisper the names of
power and binding. A deep emerald glow ripples across the ground and you become
one with the land.
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Ixion swings a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at Shorlen. Ixion cuts
his chest for a small surface wound.
Horror overcomes Shorlen's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
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Ixion swings a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at Shorlen. Ixion's
stroke to his left leg cuts a long wound to his calf.
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Shorlen takes a drink from a jade vial.
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Ixion eats a sparkleberry.
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As Aerenna swings about in a wild dance, a soft beam of moonlight suffuses her,
making her skin glow silver.
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A brownie somersaults in from the ether.
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Zenji moves his feet in a rhythmic dance and raises a palm before his eyes,
blocking everything from sight. As he slowly turns widdershins, a dark silver
glow pours down from above, sinking into the ground.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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Drawing back on his tiny bow, a pixie shoots an arrow straight at Ixion.
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Ixion clenches his fists and grits his teeth.
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Shorlen steps into a flowering archway and disappears.
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Shorlen steps out of a flowering archway.
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With a powerful lunge, Ixion strikes at Shorlen with a exquisitely crafted
draconic broadsword. Ixion pierces the side of his face, leaving a bleeding
wound.
The point of the blade thrusts through Shorlen's body and emerges from his
back, jolting him upright as an expression of horror crosses his face. He
finally slides off the blade, dropping to the ground with a thud.
Shorlen has been slain by Ixion.
Shorlen drops a little honey cake.
Shorlen drops a little honey cake.
Shorlen drops a wiccan broom.
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Throwing your arms wide, you embrace your demesne and become one with nature.
Your body vibrates as the surge of power washes over you, and all available
defenses of your forest spring to life.
As storm clouds form overhead, the forest rocks and shudders in a frenzy of
life and activity.
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You down the last drop from a ruby vial.
Your mind feels stronger and more alert.
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A fae knight bends over and picks up a little honey cake.
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Aerenna thrusts her palm towards Ixion and a burst of silver light shoots out
from it and burns into Ixion, who cries out in pain.
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Ixion suddenly scoops up a little honey cake.
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You may use another health, mana, or bromide potion, or medicine bag.
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Ixion is now one of your enemies.
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Ixion swings a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at you. Ixion cuts your
right arm, striking a major artery which splurts blood in all directions.
You shrug off the effects of the poison.

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Ixion swings a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at you. The cut to your
right leg leaves only a nick on your thigh.

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You take a drink from a ruby vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
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You bleed 160 health.
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Ixion eats a sparkleberry.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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The tiny red mushrooms on the ground release a cloud of yellow spores, which
travel up Ixion's nose and make his eyes water.
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You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
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Ixion takes a drink from a bloodstone vial.
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You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
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You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
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You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
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Ixion eats a bunch of pennyroyal.
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Small motes of yellow pollen rise up from the wildflowers and drift into
Ixion's mouth. He flushes and begins to cough.
Animated branches from the trees above suddenly reach down and clutch Ixion
around the waist, pulling him into their foliage.
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Ahh, I am truly sorry, but I do not see anyone by that name here.
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With a powerful lunge, Ixion strikes at you with a exquisitely crafted draconic
broadsword. You are pierced in the side of your face, leaving a bleeding wound.

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With a powerful lunge, Ixion strikes at you with a exquisitely crafted draconic
broadsword. The blade is driven into your throat, which begins to spurt blood.
The point of the blade thrusts through your body and emerges from your back,
jolting you upright even as you feel your limbs go numb. You slide off the
blade, dropping to the ground as the numbness claims your entire body.
You have been slain by Ixion.


laugh.gif Ixion is amazing.

I sympathise with you Tully, I really do. tongue.gif

(Oh, and this is NOT a complaint. I have no problem with Ixion doing that kind of damage to a little Faeling, especially since he must have had to sacrifice wounds and afflictions for it.)
Murphy2005-10-14 07:11:07
ahh cmon elryn, those hammers were only doing 400 dmg a combo!
Ixion2005-10-14 07:23:30
Yes.. my wounds really really suck, as do my venom affs *sniffle*
Morik2005-10-14 07:36:00
So murphy, how often are you hitting? You're whoring paralysis there, that has to be deadly against anyone who isn't high in discipline and thus has a fast paralysis healing time.

Great. Gotta trans discipline now to be able to hit you.
Asarnil2005-10-14 07:43:17
Any average Celest player vs Ixion claims that title. Start battle, Lunge head, Lunge head, Dead.
Ialie2005-10-14 08:00:45
Me thinks I am going to try and specialize in running. There could be an entire skillset built for me called pacifism. Makes any damage skills to any players impossible, but... I get awesome escape tactics.
Asarnil2005-10-14 08:10:13
I thought the cubix gave you that anyway? tongue.gif
Unknown2005-10-14 08:43:29
Daevos has taken me from full to 0 in a single swing of his claymore.

tehpwned.

I think i'm drunk
Morik2005-10-14 09:13:40
QUOTE(Asarnil @ Oct 14 2005, 03:43 PM)
Any average Celest player vs Ixion claims that title. Start battle, Lunge head, Lunge head, Dead.
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Its .. two pairs of head lunges to kill most merian non-warriors in the city.
Unknown2005-10-14 10:38:04
I should point out, since he responded, that I once died to Kalodan when I wandered into his Demesne outside of a peaced village. And he was AFK! (I guess running auto-defense scripts).

Now that's pathetic!

I definately need at least a defense system. Heck, I even forgot to put up circle. Oh well, my strength will hopefully be writing books.
Murphy2005-10-14 12:42:42
QUOTE(morik @ Oct 14 2005, 05:36 PM)
So murphy, how often are you hitting? You're whoring paralysis there, that has to be deadly against anyone who isn't high in discipline and thus has a fast paralysis healing time.

Great. Gotta trans discipline now to be able to hit you.
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try fighting terenas, my hammers are 230 speed MAX with nightkiss and runes.

Terenas' weapons get up to like 300 speed. Personally i detest focusbody being the cure for paralysis, but if using stupid/paralyse combos work then i'll use it. GRanted if you don't have the skills or lessons investing in the game that I do, then you're going to have a lot of trouble fighting me
Richter2005-10-14 13:47:58
QUOTE(Phred @ Oct 14 2005, 02:38 AM)
I should point out, since he responded, that I once died to Kalodan when I wandered into his Demesne outside of a peaced village.  And he was AFK!  (I guess running auto-defense scripts).

Now that's pathetic!

I definately need at least a defense system.  Heck, I even forgot to put up circle.  Oh well, my strength will hopefully be writing books.
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Can I adopt you? biggrin.gif
Unknown2005-10-14 14:17:52
ya, I've been beheaded in like 5 seconds before(only class that can kill me before I do like... anything :-P), It's got me succoring my wounding and deephealing myself more, so I geuss that's a good thing.


I'm with you Ialie, and so I've put together the complete owerage running away skill of doom!!

PACIFISM:

Inept:Running (you never get the hasty message)
Capable:Flee on Water (you passively always have waterwalking)
Adept:nu-uh (say nu-uh to anything that impedes movement, such as doors and walls)
Master:Flighty (You have the ability to fly into the air at no eq/bal loss *you gain the ability to fly if you don't already have it, and immunity to weakness*)
Gifted:Go Everywhere (burrow/swim/walk/fly as fast as you can sprint)
Expert:Immune (gain immunity to any affliction which trys to keep you from moving in any way)
Virtuoso:Traveler (Transverse at no eq/bal loss)
Fabled:Liver (Live Longer, get a passive +6 con bonus)
Mythical:Protection (gain 90% damage reduction from all types of sourses)
Trans:Retreat (you gain true invicibility, such as Divine Fire, from the moment you are attacked by any player untill you get back to your City/Commune Nexus on prime and say "I am safe" which can not be forced in any way. No attacking or any other skills can be used only movement and non aggressive skills, such as pushing your Godly doll, or crafting jewelry while Murphy trys in vain to hit you)
Revan2005-10-14 14:59:16
Sorry, I hold the record for quickest battle ever...


QUOTE
You tell Desert Dragon Shiro Aramanth, "Lets go."
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Shiro tells you, "Me."
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You feel a slight tug within your chest and the air around you sparkles with
motes of bright light.
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A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to
buck beneath your feet.
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Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Shiro comes into view.
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Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You point at the tainted earth beneath Shiro's feet, willing it to swallow him
whole. The ground begins to tremble.
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Shiro eats a stem of galingale.
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A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to
buck beneath your feet.
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Shiro takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
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Shiro stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
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| Balance Recovered |
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With a focused look, Shiro strikes at you with a tae'dae bearclaw flail. Your
left leg is elegantly crushed and swept out from under you, knocking you to the
ground.
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You bleed 16 health.
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Your finger trembles and you grit your teeth as you continue to will the earth
to swallow Shiro whole. A small crack appears in the ground beneath him.
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With a focused look, Shiro strikes at you with a tae'dae bearclaw flail. You
are hit on the left thigh for a minor bruise.
A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
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Shiro sweeps across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true master.
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A deep, foreboding hum emanates from the tainted earth, and then Shiro is
suddenly slammed into the ground by an irresistable force.
Dust clouds rise as the earth shifts and sharp rocks slide and bounce, some
flying into the air. Shiro yelps in pain as several of them smash into him.
You are no longer stunned.
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Shiro grunts a bit and then lets out a loud 'OINK!'
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Shiro stands up and stretches his arms out wide.
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With a focused look, Shiro strikes at you with a tae'dae bearclaw flail. Your
left leg is smacked with a force that goes to the bone.
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You bleed 16 health.
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Laughing in triumph, you clench your fists as the earth yields to your will.
The ground splits open beneath Shiro, releasing foul smelling vapour and a
blast of fetid heat. He hovers momentarily over the gaping earthen maw before
being sucked screaming down into its darkness, his cries abruptly ending as the
stinking chasm rumbles shut.
You have slain Shiro.
Defeated, Shiro is cast out of the Arena.
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You have been victorious and leave the Arena in triumph!
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