Where are my deep-fried weevils?!

They just aren't as filling.

You know, when you see the whole process like that, it doesn't seem all that bad. I'd eat that!

Why does everything look like chicken when it is cooked

Rats are cuter than chickens.

That looks familiar...

They cooked your rat?

That looks awfully like chicken.
I won't ask for chicken on a cheap restaurant again :/

Almost as bad as that comparative between rabbit and cat. Once cleaned you cannot distinguish between a cat and a bunny.

Bunnies are tasty, how are cats?

Do you speak from experience?

Thanks God no, I don't have the experience of cat taste. But somebody and my father used to play practical jokes on their friends...

Poor cats. Snuggly furry tasty creatures

That is disgusting. Ebola virus, anyone?

asks bad questions.

Is in the wrong damn thread.

It was a joke

I'm glad I'm a vegetarian...

It makes me seriously consider it. Becoming a vegetarian, that is. I don't think I could give up steak, though.

Narsrim - I know.

has mad cow.

Yes, I have mad cow. Denny Crane... Tricks are for kids.