(The Iron Council): Gerald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Mextar wants
to be unenemied to the city. What should his fine be, or should he be unenemied at all?"

(The Iron Council): Kaervas says, "Heh I knew he'd do tht."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas says, "He called me taint scum just a few days
ago."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas says, "Then got booted from Celest."

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Heh I love
that, Mextar's suddenly decided he wants to be unenemied to Magnagora."

(The Iron Council): Gerald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "On a more
serious note, should he be worthy of being unenemied?"

(The Iron Council): You say, "No."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Let him pay
the fine anyway though."

(The Iron Council): Gerald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bah. He
doesn't have the money for it apparently."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ask how much he has."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And tell him
to hand whatever he has to me."

(The Iron Council): Gerald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I don't
understand this boy's logic."

(The Iron Council): Gerald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He has 40k
apparently."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Tell him to
hand it to me, and say that I'm in charge of city security."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Slow boyo, as Tully would say."

(The Iron Council): Gerald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He doesn't
want to pay for it."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Then tell him to piss off."

(The Iron Council): Gerald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Well, now he
says he will pay if we want him to."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Say he needs
to pay 40k."

(The Iron Council): Gerald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Forwarding
him to you Kaervas."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Heh he's
speaking to me."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "To Lord
Kaervas."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Mextar tells
you, "I can technically pay it all, but I need money to make money and... my
profits would be lowered for atleast two years." Mextar tells you, "Nevermind,
I shall pay it all, It was my fault.""

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He only
mailed me 10k."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Tell him thanks for the donation, and next time
dont "Merian" people out of their gold on market advertisements."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You tell
Mextar, "The fine was 20k, you only paid 10k." Mextar tells you, "What?!?!""

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Mextar tells
you, "I have nothing against the taint, I just never really like you, sorry.""

(The Iron Council): Gerald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Up the fine."

(The Iron Council): You say, "By order of Tainted Ixion."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'll direct
him to Supreme Lord Ixion, Overseer of the World about unenemying when I get
the fine."

(The Iron Council): Gerald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hah."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Are you scribing this? I want to laugh on this in
my spare time."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Actually I
should say Maggot Ixion, Scum of the Earth and see if he calls you that."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Would be
funny if he was stupid enough to do that."

(The Iron Council): You say, "More like. Ixion, Should be kicking out Kaervas
now, for that suggestion."

(The Iron Council): Gerald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'd love to
see it happen."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nah."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So should I
say supreme lord or maggot?"

(The Iron Council): Gerald (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'm surprised
he's this gullable though."

(The Iron Council): You say, "My young ones are maggots, not me."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas says, "You tell Mextar, "Ok Supreme Lord Kalas
Ixion, Overseer of the Basin just instructed me to tell you to speak to him
about unenemying, apparently I'm unable to unenemy for the moment. He insists
you call him by his full title. Thanks.""

(The Iron Council): You say, "Hah."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Mextar tells you, "Hellp Supreme Lord Kalas
Ixion, Overseer of the Basin.""

Mextar tells you, "Hello Supreme Lord Kalas Ixion, Overseer of the Basin*."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas says, "Haha."

(The Iron Council): Gerald says, "Haha."

(The Iron Council): You say, "I cant control my laughter."

(The Iron Council): You say, "One moment."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "ROFL!"

(The Iron Council): You say, "Mextar tells you, "I was told to talk to you
about unenemying, Supreme Lord Kalas Ixion, Overseer of the Basin.""

(The Iron Council): Kaervas says, "This reminds me of the time I spoke with
Kronoes, I directed him to people like Maggot Marsu, Supreme Lord Kaervas of
the World, Bob, Overlord of Spectre Isle."

(The Iron Council): Gerald says, "Hahaha."

(The Iron Council): You say, "You tell Mextar, "Indeed, were you also informed
that it will cost you 10k of what you hold to be unenemied.""

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas says, "Heh this is so funny."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Mextar tells you, "I have no more money, Supreme Lord Kalas Ixion, Overseer of the Basin.""

(The Iron Council): You say, "Mextar tells you, "May I call you Ixion, Supreme
Lord Kalas Ixion, Overseer of the Basin.""

(The Iron Council): Kaervas says, "Well him you'll take his worldly possessions
in that case."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Now i feel sorry for the kid."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Mextar tells you, "I now owe 10k more, Supreme
Lord Kalas Ixion, Overseer of the Basin.""

(The Iron Council): Gerald says, "For now you may, but once he starts on his
idiocy rampage again, you won't."

(The Iron Council): You say, "You tell Mextar, "Aye you do.""

(The Iron Council): Gerald says, "Just send the money back to him when we're
done screwing with his mind."

(The Iron Council): Gerald says, "In the mean time, let us continue."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Mextar tells you, "Will 9587 gold sovereigns do,
Supreme Lord Kalas Ixion, Overseer of the Basin.""

(The Iron Council): Gerald says, "Say it has to be 9588."

(The Iron Council): You say, "You tell Mextar, "That will suffice.""

(The Iron Council): Kaervas says, "I actually kept the gold last time I did
that."

(The Iron Council): Gerald says, "Evil."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Mextar tells you, "May I mail it to you, Supreme
Lord Kalas Ixion, Overseer of;the Basin.""

(The Iron Council): Kaervas says, "That's me."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Mextar tells you, "You have already sucked me
dry, Supreme Lord Kalas Ixion, Overseer of the Basin.""

(The Iron Council): You say, "You tell Mextar, "Letters cost 100gp, have you
been deceitful all this time Mextar?""

(The Iron Council): Gerald says, "Ahahahahah."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Mextar tells you, "I forgot, Supreme Lord Kalas
Ixion, Overseer of the Basin.""

(The Iron Council): Kaervas says, "Trying so hard not to laugh."

(The Iron Council): You say, "You tell Mextar, "Forgot that you were being
deceitful or that they cost 100gp?""

(The Iron Council): You say, "You tell Mextar, "That will do.""

(The Iron Council): You say, "You tell Mextar, "Mail it.""

(The Iron Council): You say, "Mextar tells you, "Thank you very much, Supreme
Lord Kalas Ixion, Overseer of the Basin.""

(The Iron Council): You say, "We're definately giving all his gold back."

(The Iron Council): You say, "The laugh was worth it."

(The Iron Council): You say, "We maybe be bastards, but we're going to go out
with class."

A white seagull glides in on a salty wind, drops a letter into your hands, then
majestically soars away back.

(The Iron Council): You say, "Mextar tells you, "Err, may I ask how I was being
deceitful, Supreme Lord Kalas Ixion, Overseer of the Basin.""
9893h, 3052m, 4681e, 10p exk-
(The Iron Council): You say, "You tell Mextar, "You may not.""

This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder,
with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
Nothing.
9487 gold sovereigns.

You get 9487 gold sovereigns from an elegant white letter.

(The Iron Council): You say, "Okay where are you all?"

Mextar tells you, "Thank you for your cooperation in these matters and for
helping a merian as weak as I, Supreme Lord Kalas Ixion, Overseer of the
Basin."

(The Iron Council): Gerald says, "Megalith."

(The Iron Council): Kaervas says, "Did he actually mail it to you?"

**walking, gold giving**

You tell Archmage Gerald d'Murani, "Wait as long as you desire and give it back to him please."

Gerald tells you, "Yep."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Mextar tells you, "When will i be unenemied,
Supreme Lord Kalas Ixion, Overseer of the Basin.""

(The Iron Council): You say, "Say when you've given it back please Gerald."

(The Iron Council): Gerald says, "And the letter is sent."

Mextar shouts, "YOU NO GOOD IRON COUNCIL! YOU SENT ME THROUGH
THAT TO GET THIS LETTER!"

(The Iron Council): Gerald says, "Hahahahaha."

(The Iron Council): You say, "Hahaha."

THE END- moral: Don't badmouth the Engine then ask to be unenemied.

too long this is a personal attack?

Not at all, but it is hilarious.

His shout was absolutely priceless.

then why isnt this in the funnys

<3 the Iron Council.

Though I do find this funny about personal attacks
"idiot citizens you have to deal with in your own city, come here to blow off steam!"
thats from the forum header of Idiots

Yeah-, someone move it please?

Poor Mextar. I really don't understand this kid =/

That is completely hillarious. I don't know why you don't find that funny Munsia, they even mailed the gold back!

mextar is the guy who would every other day try to join magnagora, then bad mouth mag the rest of the time. he used to call marcalo weak and say he was nothing with out his axe. then when he would get into a fight with anyone he would log off or cut his link. I think this guy really just needs to make a new character and hope no one finds out who his old one is, cause he's fully screwed mextar.

personally i would've told him I was putting his gold on red at the roulette, and done it and kept the gold either way

but then again i'm a prick

Generally when I get so mad that I kick someone out of the guild and city it means.. you don't let them back in. I'm not sure why he was let back into Celest to begin with, but I wasn't around when it happened. I don't use those privs any chance I get, so yes.. when I outguild someone it means don't let them into your org unless you want to deal with a lot of headaches.

My only outguild: Nisha. Same for ostracising. Couldn't have happened to a better person.