Guys, leave him alone.  He is NOT a bad president, and he is NOT stupid. Just because he doesn't necesarily support every one of your ideas, doesn't make him a bad person. Also, do 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' and click the i feel lucky button.

Iran
Weapons of Mass Destruction Capabilities and Programs1
Nuclear2


    * Large nuclear development program to construct power reactors for civilian energy generation, reliant on Russian assistance.
    * 5MW and 30KW research reactors and .01KW critical assembly at Esfahan and Tehran, which are under IAEA safeguards.
    * US and Israeli officials believe Iran seeks to acquire the capability to build nuclear weapons.
    * Ratified the NPT on 2/20/70; signed the CTBT on 9/24/96.

Chemical3


    * Began CW production in mid-1980s, following CW attacks by Iraq.
    * Limited use of chemical weapons in 1984-1988 during war with Iraq, initially using captured Iraqi CW munitions.
    * Began stockpiling cyanogen chloride, phosgene, and mustard gas after 1985.
    * Reportedly initiated nerve agent production in 1994.
    * Ratified the Chemical Weapons Convention on 11/3/97, but has not submitted an initial declaration.

Biological4


    * Research effort reportedly initiated in 1980s during war with Iraq.
    * Suspected research laboratory at Damghan.
    * May have produced small quantities of agents and begun weaponization.
    * Ratified the BTWC on 8/22/73.

Ballistic missiles5


    * Approximately 150 Scud-C with 500km range and 700kg payload.
    * Up to 200 Scud-B with 300km range and 985kg payload.
    * Approximately 25 CSS-8s with 150km range and 190kg payload.
    * Unknown quantity of indigenous Mushak missiles with ranges from 120km to 200km, and payloads of 150kg to 500kg.
    * Launched almost 100 Scud-B against Iraq during 1985-1988.
    * Developing Shahab-3 with over 1,000km range and over 700kg payload, and Shahab-4 with 2,000km range and 1,000kg payload.

Cruise missiles6


    * HY-4/C-201 with 150km range and 500kg payload.
    * Harpoon with 120km range and 220kg payload.
    * SS-N-22 Sunburn with 110km range and 500kg payload.
    * HY-2 Silkworm with 95km range and 513kg payload.
    * YJ-2/C-802 with 95km range and 165kg payload.
    * AS-9 Kyle with 90km range and 200kg payload.
    * AS-11 Kilter with 50km range and 130kg payload.

Other delivery systems7


    * Ground attack and fighter aircraft include: 30 Su-24, 60 F-4D/E, 60 F-14A, 30 MiG-29, 60 F-5E/F, and 24 F-7.  Most not operational due to lack of spare parts.
    * Ground systems include artillery and rocket launchers, notably hundreds of Oghab artillery rockets with a 45km range and unknown payload, and hundreds of Nazeat (N5) artillery rockets with a 105-120km range and 150kg warhead.

Libya
Weapons of Mass Destruction Capabilities and Programs1
Nuclear2


    * Seeking to purchase or develop nuclear weapons since the early 1970s.
    * Nuclear scientific research program remains at rudimentary stage.
    * Maintains 10MW research reactor at Tajura under IAEA safeguards.
    * Ratified the NPT on 5/26/75; has not signed the CTBT.

Chemical3


    * Used small quantities of mustard agent against Chadian troops in 1987.
    * Produced 100+ metric tons of nerve and blister agents at Rabta facility in the 1980s.
    * Initiated construction of underground chemical agent production facility at Tarhunah.
    * Not a signatory of the Chemical Weapons Convention.

Biological4


    * Limited research-and-development program, but no evidence of production capability.
    * Ratified the BTWC on 1/19/82.

Ballistic missiles5


    * Scud-C variant with 550km range and 500kg payload.
    * 100+ Scud-B missiles with 300km range and 985kg payload.
    * Launched two Scud-B missiles at a US Navy base on the Italian island of Lampedusa in 1987.
    * SS-21 Scarab with 70km range and 480kg payload.
    * Program to develop Al Fatah (Iltisslat) missile with 950km range and 500kg payload, under gradual development for over 15 years.

Cruise missiles6


    * SS-N-2c Styx with 85km range and 513kg payload.
    * Otomat Mk2 with 80km range and 210kg payload.
    * Exocet (AM-39) with 50km range and 165kg payload.

Other delivery systems7


    * Fighter and ground attack aircraft include: 6 Su-24, 45 Su-20/22, 3 MiG-25U, 60 MiG-25, 15 MiG-23U, 40 MiG-23N, 75 MiG-23, 50 MiG-21, 15 Mirage F-1ED, 6 Mirage F-1BD, 14 Mirage F1-AD, 14 Mirage 5DD, 30 Mirage 5D/DE, and 30 J-1 Jastreb.
    * Bombers include 6 Tu-22.
    * Ground systems include artillery and rocket launchers, notably 144+ FROG-7 missiles and 40 launchers with 70km range and 450kg payload.

Nuclear 

    * With sufficient black-market uranium or plutonium, Iraq probably could fabricate a nuclear weapon. Indeed, with sufficient black-market uranium or plutonium, so could I.
    * If undetected and unobstructed, could produce weapons-grade fissile material within several years. Unobstructed?  This is the second time the damn U.S. went knocking on Baghdad's door.
    * Engaged in clandestine procurement of special nuclear weapon-related equipment.
    * Retains large and experienced pool of nuclear scientists and technicians. Contrary to popular belief, killing people because they're of no use to you right now is a really bad idea.
    * Retains nuclear weapons design, and may retain related components and software.
    * Repeatedly violated its obligations under the NPT, which Iraq ratified on 10/29/69.
    * Repeatedly violated its obligations under United Nations Security Council (UNSC) Resolution 687, which mandates destruction of Iraq's nuclear weapon capabilities.
    * Until halted by Coalition air attacks and UNSCOM disarmament efforts, Iraq had an extensive nuclear weapon development program that began in 1972, involved 10,000 personnel, and had a multi-year budget totaling approximately $10 billion.
    * In 1990, Iraq also launched a crash program to divert reactor fuel under IAEA safeguards to produce nuclear weapons.
    * Considered two delivery options for nuclear weapons: either using unmodified al-Hussein ballistic missile with 300km range, or producing Al-Hussein derivative with 650km range.
    * In 1987, Iraq reportedly field tested a radiological bomb. So has my mother. Indeed, she fed my father baked beans three nights in a row.

So, anyway, the topic was about funny things that have been Googlebombed, not about how you think Bush sucks, in all of your infinite and in-depth knowledge of the inner workings of the American political and military systems. Make another topic if you're going to spam us.

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too. You know, during the Persian Gulf war, those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well ... we looked at the receipts."

The results

A four year old report? Hmm. No, don't see that furthering your case any.