Peeka2005-11-08 14:35:05
That would fall into the "Or Not" part. Actually, all of it does, I wrote it that way. 
Narsrim2005-11-08 15:48:21
QUOTE(Vix @ Nov 6 2005, 08:48 PM)
He is an ordinary human and has the ears of an elfen. He also has a long aslaran tail and breathes out smoke telling of dracnari heritage. Two taurian horns sprout from his head and a pair of dragonfly faeling wings from his back. A few feathers are laced within his hair like a trill and his entire left arm is formed from solid diamond. Bear-like claws extend from his hands and small patches of skunk-patterened fur along his back. Two sets of gills can barely be seen from underneath his turtleneck sweater and his webbed hands stand out beneath his gloves. Oh, he only has one eye also. Be sure not to confuse him with his brothers who all look exactly like him. His mom uh, got around a lot.
EDIT: Dangit, should've used bad grammar.
EDIT: Dangit, should've used bad grammar.
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Oh my god, new race. Chimera.
Cairam2005-11-08 19:48:02
She is a bullish Taurean and her udder is round and perky! Her cowlips are lucious and pink, and her hooves are painted sexy black. Long sensual bright purple hair flows down from her perfect head. Her body is awesome and you can tell that she works hard to keep it that way, and her tail sprouts out from a perfect bum, and you know you want to have her because she is just oh so sexy. Come on, you know she is. She's sexy...Did I mention that she's sexy?
Iridiel2005-11-09 09:35:49
Best one I read was something like
She's a and she's so sexy that she doesn't deserve a spot in this world. If looks could kill, she would fall dead the moment any other woman looked at her. Just use your imagination.
I felt like killing her and honoring her description, but alas, I wasn't allowed to kill citymates novices.
She's a
I felt like killing her and honoring her description, but alas, I wasn't allowed to kill citymates novices.
Narsrim2005-11-09 15:57:16
QUOTE(Cairam @ Nov 8 2005, 03:48 PM)
She is a bullish Taurean and her udder is round and perky! Her cowlips are lucious and pink, and her hooves are painted sexy black. Long sensual bright purple hair flows down from her perfect head. Her body is awesome and you can tell that she works hard to keep it that way, and her tail sprouts out from a perfect bum, and you know you want to have her because she is just oh so sexy. Come on, you know she is. She's sexy...Did I mention that she's sexy?
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This is slightly amusing.
Narsrim2005-11-09 15:58:27
I like the reminder descs:
He is a glistening mugwump ATTENTION: REMIND ME TO WRITE A DESC AT A LATER TIME.
He is a glistening mugwump ATTENTION: REMIND ME TO WRITE A DESC AT A LATER TIME.
Iridiel2005-11-09 17:27:43
"He's a merian and Althana has told me that I should write a description to pass the initiate requirements, so here I go. I hope this is long enough because I don't like typing. F**** guild requirements, I could be grinding."
This, from a novice when I was guild administrator. Showed it to me afterwards feeling proud of himself. No asterisks on the original version, and many more typos.
((btw, initiate meant getting a gf to get to gr2 I think. Nothing mandatory to have fun in the game if you obviously hate RP and writing))
This, from a novice when I was guild administrator. Showed it to me afterwards feeling proud of himself. No asterisks on the original version, and many more typos.
((btw, initiate meant getting a gf to get to gr2 I think. Nothing mandatory to have fun in the game if you obviously hate RP and writing))
Unknown2005-11-11 16:22:27
I know this isn't one I made up, but I just came across it and thought it would fit here...
He is a noble imperial merian and with a flamboyant complexion, greenish tan.
Skin, green as the seaweeds beam, covering his body more fiting that it would
seem. Yellow eyes, indigo hair and oft despised plate he wears. Slender fisique,
slim as a candle, but there isn't a swim he couldn't handle. Hands, covered with
scales with long fingers, clutch together tight when all other fails, but emit
silvery tingels.
the new trend: Rhyming descriptions
Note: please forgive the grammar, it's not my fault
He is a noble imperial merian and with a flamboyant complexion, greenish tan.
Skin, green as the seaweeds beam, covering his body more fiting that it would
seem. Yellow eyes, indigo hair and oft despised plate he wears. Slender fisique,
slim as a candle, but there isn't a swim he couldn't handle. Hands, covered with
scales with long fingers, clutch together tight when all other fails, but emit
silvery tingels.
the new trend: Rhyming descriptions
Note: please forgive the grammar, it's not my fault
Jack2005-11-11 16:29:01
He is a regal aslaran nd pwnz ur fat ass all ova da place yo. he catches u looking at his pwn nd headbuts u in teh tits, or teh bol0cks if ur a guy. hes wering all dis dope shizzat, like ringz n shit. He is completely naked.
Munsia2005-11-13 12:34:45
He is a glistening mugwump and really needs to decide what he looks like. He is
completely naked. He walks with the truefavour of Hajamin.
(this is a real one...)
Unknown2005-11-14 09:45:13
QUOTE(munsia @ Nov 13 2005, 01:34 PM)
He is a glistening mugwump and really needs to decide what he looks like. He is
completely naked. He walks with the truefavour of Hajamin.
(this is a real one...)
completely naked. He walks with the truefavour of Hajamin.
(this is a real one...)
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Yeah.. and damn it I want that favour to wear off already! *taps foot impatiently*
Shamarah2005-11-14 21:25:13
He is a glistening mugwump and a complete jerk.
Munsia2005-11-14 22:49:44
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Nov 14 2005, 05:25 PM)
He is a glistening mugwump and a complete jerk.
223212
Totally
Anumi2005-11-14 23:36:38
My favorite bad description of all time was Tranquility, from Achaea. "He is a tiger-like rajamala and is wicked bad"
Cairam2005-11-21 07:19:15
This is an actual description.
He is a nimble shadowcaster faeling and is about 6 feet even and is a rather pale individual as if he hasn't seen the light of day in ages. He squints often when the day is bright, giving him an almost perpetual pained expression. His hair, a firey red with a few silver streaks, would give him a distinguished look if it wasn't in a near-constant state of disarray. Fiercely proud of his heritage, he has searched for others who also take pride in their ancestors. He is wearing a pair of black durable trousers.
A six foot faeling. He must eat his Wheaties.
He is a nimble shadowcaster faeling and is about 6 feet even and is a rather pale individual as if he hasn't seen the light of day in ages. He squints often when the day is bright, giving him an almost perpetual pained expression. His hair, a firey red with a few silver streaks, would give him a distinguished look if it wasn't in a near-constant state of disarray. Fiercely proud of his heritage, he has searched for others who also take pride in their ancestors. He is wearing a pair of black durable trousers.
A six foot faeling. He must eat his Wheaties.
Shiri2005-11-21 07:42:03
Faeling Withabix!
Cairam2005-11-22 17:49:38
What I'd like to know is how anyone can possibly tell that he has searched for his kind, just by looking at him. You can if someone is fiercely proud of their heritage, if they, like, were to wear their flag on every piece of clothing or something... But the other...
Iridiel2005-11-22 17:51:51
But then, it's the clothing that would say it, not the person? Maybe he just borrowed his ultra-aslaran-supremacist brother tribal uniform? 
Cairam2005-11-22 17:54:20
Heh, good point. In any case, he's not wearing shadowcaster faeling this and shadowcaster faeling that, sooo... Can't really tell that he's fiercely proud of his heritage, just from those trousers, nope.
Xenthos2005-11-22 17:57:30
describe self is 500 feet tall, and can crush you with a glance, or by dropping one of his numerous pocketbelts upon your head.
Biiiig faeling.
Biiiig faeling.
