And you transform into what? A lady's frame?

The Wonder Twins would like to apply!

Yeah...whatever, I am coming too. Right Hand. I'll pour water on you every chance I get and laugh when you start to rust.

Bah, have you any idea how hard it is to find a picture as random as that?!

EDIT: And besides, he has so much more depth than cock man. I mean come on, he's not just eye candy, although look at that pose! And I own some kind of clothes store by the looks of it, so I can kit y'all out. And it's not a penis man of the same variety as Cock Man, I mean, he's got more integrity than Cock Man, he won't just throw himself at your... knees just to get this position. He's a high class penis man.

Ashteru: Request denied for insulting supreme master Kymirtron.

Astraea: Request accepted. Welcome to Team Evil!

Woohoo! Let's kick some Justice League behind!

Team Evil!
More than meets the eye!
Team Evil!
Assholes in disguise!

BAH, I say. I found my own team.

Team Chaos, yes, yes!

And my name Shall be: Supreme Master Astheru, Lord of Everything.

Dibs on the evil midget with a mullet!




Also taking applications to be the lumbering idiot partner with scarey knuckle rings.

I am in TEARS of laughter right now. Honestly.

Narsrim, I love you.

Cock Man will kick Penis Man's arse. You all shall fear me and my raw sexual attraction. And my huge cock.

Cock man is so hawt. I mean seriously, I'm sure everyone noticed his hands just screaming to come off his body.

Penis man is so much more! You're just a dildo on legs, in fact I'd be surprised if your legs had the capability to kick. Thrust perhaps but that's another matter. Penis man is the superior character, he'll kick your arse and pleasure Narsrim at the same time, while looking fabulous. And if you're not into men, he'll bring along his friend.



Super Hot Girl.

I figured I'd just quote this so we can all see my glorious super hero persona. Looks nothing like my boyish, 12 year old figure, now does it?

I don't know which is less attractive, the chicken or the lifesize ken doll.

I've got a big arse cock, mate. It can peck your eyes out, without me moving an inch.

Me and my cock can take you and your "Super Hot Girl" - which is argueable.

Go join the evil people, so I have an archrival beyond the wonder twins. I mean, come on. They'll be all, "shape of - Syphilis!" and I'll be done for.

Chickens are female. That's a rooster - or a cock. Whichever you prefer.

Meh.

Super Penis Man rules all. He doesn't need an organisation. He'll beat you all.

As I told you - my cock will poke your eyes out with it's beak. Got it? Don't mess with Cock Man.

Super Sexy Girl will be swayed by my good looks, and turn against you, as well.

P.S. This was the most glorious hijack I barely participated in - ever.

EDIT: It should be pinned for this reason. With the title, "Don't do this".

Super HOT Girl, retard

Super Penis Man doesn't have eyes, those are just eyes that he crafted out of... dust... to make it look like he has eyes. He sees and knows all. While your cock plays with my eyes SPM will use his special spray to dissolve the Cock. And then SHG will charm Cock Man so bad he will go hetero and you and Narsrim will die spontaneously as Straight people finally stand victorious in the battle of the sexual orientations on the Lusternia forums.