Stupid People

by Nyla

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Nyla2005-11-14 23:25:53

I need to rant about stupid people I have met this past weekend


1. You cant worship Satan and not believe in God... just doesnt work like that

2. Yes my name is Alvin and yes that damn chipmunk joke got old when I turned 6

3. Just because I was born and live in Oklahoma does not mean I am Native American

4. Saying "You speak well for a black dude" or "You dont sound black" is not giving me a compliment

5. The term African-American does not give you grounds to ask me what part of africa I am from

6. Do not attempt to explain to me how I cant be jewish because I am black

7. Saying "You have a masculine walk" and "You dont sound gay" are not compliments. Am I supposed to prance or something? Am I supposed to talk like a have a freaking lisp?
Unknown2005-11-14 23:42:27
WOOPS I missread what you wrote. Nevermind. I agree with all your points!
Unknown2005-11-14 23:43:49
I have a lisp... you want it, Nyla? I won't even charge.
Daganev2005-11-14 23:45:16
QUOTE(nyla @ Nov 14 2005, 03:25 PM)

6. Do not attempt to explain to me how I cant be jewish because I am black

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Always curious why people don't bring that up when the say "zionism is racism"... Whenver I do, its completely lost on them.
Richter2005-11-15 00:56:10
QUOTE(nyla @ Nov 14 2005, 03:25 PM)
I need to rant about stupid people I have met this past weekend
1. You cant worship Satan and not believe in God... just doesnt work like that

Yeah, that doesn't make sense at all. Even Satan believes in god, hyopthetically.

2. Yes my name is Alvin and yes that damn chipmunk joke got old when I turned 6

Imagine if your name was Alf.

3. Just because I was born and live in Oklahoma does not mean I am Native American

The first thing I think of in Oklahoma is "hick", not "native american". Guess that's just me.

4. Saying "You speak well for a black dude" or "You dont sound black" is not giving me a compliment

Psh, anyone ever watch the Cosby show? There was an educated man. Dunno what this "sounding black" thing is, what about "sounding chinese" or "sounding like a southerner"?

5. The term African-American does not give you grounds to ask me what part of africa I am from

Just tell them you were related to Kunta Kinte buddy. That'll either make them smile or completely throw them off.

6. Do not attempt to explain to me how I cant be jewish because I am black

I don't really get this one...

7. Saying "You have a masculine walk" and "You dont sound gay" are not compliments. Am I supposed to prance or something? Am I supposed to talk like a have a freaking lisp?

To tell you the truth, 90% of the gay people I know prance about and have a lisp, and its on TV too. I actually understand this one, I don't nessecarily agree with it though.
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Richter2005-11-15 00:57:32
Wait a second, that just hit me. You're a gay black jew? That's awesome! You have to be rare or something, you're like the foil Charizard in a 12 year old's pokemon deck!
Unknown2005-11-15 00:58:30
I disagree.
We shouldn't shoot people just because they're stupid.
Unknown2005-11-15 01:01:53
I'm a half black gay Jew as well, Richter. biggrin.gif
Acrune2005-11-15 01:08:48
QUOTE(Richter @ Nov 14 2005, 08:57 PM)
Wait a second, that just hit me. You're a gay black jew? That's awesome! You have to be rare or something, you're like the foil Charizard in a 12 year old's pokemon deck!
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roflmao.gif
Acrune2005-11-15 01:09:12
QUOTE(Kashim @ Nov 14 2005, 08:58 PM)
I disagree.
We shouldn't shoot people just because they're stupid.
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Why not? sad.gif
Galatae2005-11-15 01:11:31
QUOTE(Acrune)
Why not?


Because it would get rather messy... stupidity is so subjective, and intelligent people may actually be accused of stupidity because of one minor slip-up. I say that instead of shooting them, we should stick them all onto a remote island in the middle of the ocean and equip them with a few select supplies. The intelligent ones will make it back, and the stupid people will get what they deserve. biggrin.gif
Unknown2005-11-15 01:12:58
QUOTE(Acrune @ Nov 15 2005, 03:09 AM)
Why not? sad.gif
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You so sure you wouldn't be included?
censor.gif happens you know. laugh.gif
Acrune2005-11-15 01:13:18
Lets just remove warning labels. cool.gif
Acrune2005-11-15 01:14:05
QUOTE(Kashim @ Nov 14 2005, 09:12 PM)
You so sure you wouldn't be included?
censor.gif happens you know. laugh.gif
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Pffft, I'm smart, I just work really hard to hide it wink.gif
Unknown2005-11-15 03:36:14
QUOTE(nyla @ Nov 14 2005, 06:25 PM)
I need to rant about stupid people I have met this past weekend
4. Saying "You speak well for a black dude" or "You dont sound black" is not giving me a compliment
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Ialie and I can relate. wub.gif
Ialie2005-11-15 10:07:50
Yeah..... it goes both ways though. If I am not getting "Wow you speak well for a black person! If were on the phone I'd never guess you were black!" (Although the same person that said this also ends sentences with prepositions and uses words such as warsh and so on but I didn't comment.) Then I am getting "Why do you sound so proper, or why do you sound white?"


I've just decided not to talk at all.


Edit: OMG.. who changed my signiture!!!! I JUST NOTICED!!!
Unknown2005-11-15 10:25:39
Erk Elcyrion is Lusternias version of Jesus! He's going to be all like "turn the other cheek" and stuff, and then he's going to start doing super uber beyond god abilities, and then we are going to find out he is the Son of the Yudhe!

wouldn't that make Lacostian like Yudhe's nephew or something?! wacko.gif
Nyla2005-11-15 19:10:58
QUOTE(Richter @ Nov 14 2005, 07:57 PM)
Wait a second, that just hit me. You're a gay black jew? That's awesome! You have to be rare or something, you're like the foil Charizard in a 12 year old's pokemon deck!
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You made me choke on my blow pop
Manjanaia2005-11-15 21:09:48
Blow pop? meh.gif
Catarin2005-11-15 21:20:11
QUOTE(Ialie @ Nov 15 2005, 04:07 AM)
Yeah..... it goes both ways though. If I am not getting "Wow you speak well for a black person! If were on the phone I'd never guess you were black!" (Although the same person that said this also ends sentences with prepositions and uses words such as warsh and so on but I didn't comment.) Then I am getting "Why do you sound so proper, or why do you sound white?"
I've just decided not to talk at all.
Edit: OMG.. who changed my signiture!!!!    I JUST NOTICED!!!
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Ugh! I know just what you're talking about! I've had several people tell me I wasn't black enough. I'm sorry, I didn't realize I required anything more than certain genes in order to be black. I'll get right to work on that! It's funny in a depressing sort of way.