So I thought we could all come here to laugh at him(me). Stupid Gavin. He went out to a club last night, drank too many somethings with grenadine, got propositioned a few times and spilt a drink or two. Now, he is at work a mere few hours later feeling as though he might paint the computer in stomach acids. Stupid Gavin(me).

Booze is bad for you, it makes you sleep with old women

I like the name Gavin.

Funny you should say that . . . kidding. God, I love women but I would never sleep with one. Unless it was Tori Amos .




Thanks .

OldER women= OK. OLD women= ewwww

He's good lookin' too. *EYESHIFT*

how do you know?

I can't believe you asked that question.

The only way someone could know is if you've seen them, so naturally... following the lines of logic...

OMG you've seen me?! Oh wait I posted pictures on this site. And my msn display pic is often of me. Nevermind.

Actually, so do I...

Down Kyle, you're too young. Like, 12, right?

He's not my type, first of all.

Second, I'm 18. Funny thing, actually. The night I met Neil (last Sunday morning), we went to a party. Little did I know, until our arrival, it was a bunch of old gay men. Old being like, 23 24. And like, they all kept asking my age ;.; And this one kept rubbing my back and telling me he thought I was cute. He was like, one week past 21. He was so drunk, and kept asking how old I was, and my response quickly became, "not old enough for you".

That's old? Christ. Do you go clubbing? Our clubs here are filled with old (as in grandfathers) men, along with all the nice young people of course. But still, 24 is not old.

at least you didnt almost go to jail

Tell me the story!

4 homemade screwdrivers in 20 minutes + 1 muscle relaxer + 1 unknown pill + random guy who you made out with who tried to bite you lip off but you dont remember his name or what he looks like but all you know is he is a male dancer at the club= puking alot = public intoxication = against the law in oklahoma

Well then, that sounds like fun.

*boggle* That doesn't sound like fun at all!

This was a span of 6 hours and this is all I can remember everything else is blank