The Adventures of Tobin and Rolf

by Unknown

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Unknown2005-11-30 06:59:05
*(see signature for start of this)-explosion continued...the laugther continues as the two dwarven brothers Tobin and Rolf start to get up and climb out of the crater...*

Tobin: "WAAHAAHAAAHAAA I think I nearly wet myself with that one"

Rolf: "HAHAAAHAAA Ok now that was fun brother...but next time maybe you shouldn't make the fuse only a half an inch long!"

Tobin: *Wipes tears from his eyes* "What did you say? My ears are ringing like that time Ma hit me on the head with that frying pan for pouring cave ants down your pants!"

Rolf: *stops laughing abruptly* "WAAAAHA...I forgot you did that you little runtling vermin infested pile of dung" *starts looking for something on the ground around him*

Tobin: "By the Gods you really are a sissy girl! (In a high pitched dwarven) Hellooo my name is Rolf and not only do I like the Dollies, aaannndd Playing House, I really like to whine about everything my brother does. BOO HOO HOO"

Tobin: "What shall I shall ever do? Is there ever any JUSTICE for us little girly boy dwarves!* *Fake Snob*

Rolf: *smiles bending down for a second and coming back up with his hand behind his back* "My dear brother of course there is JUSTICE for us" *face turns red even through the dirt on his face as he smiles* "little girly boy dwarves"

Tobin: "Oh really and what is that Rolfetta..WAAHHAAAHAAHAAA"

Rolf: *Throws the huge boulder of a rock he found on the ground at his brother hitting him square in the teeth*

Tobin: "WAHA...." *Takes the rock in the mouth and sways slightly smiling as 3 teeth fall from his head before he falls over unconcious*

Rolf: "Oh yes my dear brother the JUSTICE is in the REVENGE and boy was it good..WAHHAAAHAAA" *Laughing Rolf picks his brother up throwing him over his shoulder, as well as his teeth which he places in a bag*

-The Adventures of Tobin and Rolf-

I'll be psoting more of these if you guys like just let me know what you think if I suck so be it!
Unknown2005-11-30 07:16:56
Except we have no explosives. tongue.gif
Unknown2005-11-30 07:20:44
Hehe I only said fuse nothing about an explosive devise...you see we found a way to mix these two....I have said to much tenqual...I uuuuh yeah..*points behind you* OMG tenqual LOOK AT THAT AINT THA DAMNDEST *takes off running as soon as Tanqal looks
Unknown2005-11-30 07:24:08
hehe tenqual ddint mean to missspell your name, sorry to much Fire Brandy
Marcalo2005-12-03 23:16:49
thats pretty funny