If you could destroy one trivial thing, what would it be and why?

I would definately destroy green bell peppers. They have a foul taste and literally make me ill. I have to pick through food and remove the suckers lest my entire day be ruined with the thought of that horrid and bitter moment.

Idiots section of these forums... do I need to say why?

He said trivial. Life around here revolves around that forum.

I would remove june bugs. Disgusting, fat, heavy, flying suckers that are righteously stupid even by insect standards. I hate walking outside in early June and getting pelted by these living flying pebbles.

Hmm.

Sunlight. I like the darrrkness and artificial light better. It is more comforting.

But it would be trivial 'cause I'd be the only one affected, I guess.

IF that's not trivial enough...hm, I have to pick one?

When pieces of paper with important stuff on and pens and stuff go missing and I can -never- remember where I've put them.

poop.

We should all excrete soft serve chocolate icecream instead.

Excrete and chocolate ice cream should not be in the same sentence...

I'd stop eating soft serve ice cream then, since ice cream companies would abuse that too easily.

I'd take away all current currency (Dollars, Yen, euro, ext.). I'd keep the mentality that we need some form oc currency for Trade though; just would like to see what forms of currency people would make if they weren't stuck on keeping what we have now.

Barring that, I'd take away the American system of measurment. Metric is so much easier, but nooooo, I still have to go around asking "How many cups are in a pound" every time I want to use a recipe.

Eat that Xavius! A supporter!

Goats?



The average American would laugh at you, because cup is a measure of volume, and pound is a measure of weight. So you'd have to know the density to answer. Silly non-amerians.


Hmm, I'd get rid of l33t speak and other such abbreviations that butcher the english language.

I'd get rid of american english and other such made up languages that butcher the english language.

EDIT: Except Singlish

English english butchers the american language.

I "AM" an average American, born and bred. My school took me years to get me somewhat used to that system, then just spent a week on Metric and I have it. What's so hard about dropping and slipping in 0's.




BLAH. I like my language, thank you very much. If it's realy that bad we'll just stop calling it 'english' and call it 'AE'.

We could call ours english, and call the *other* language British

Just call it American, and stop pretending its English at all.

Because you live in England?

I'm SO American

(1 pound) / (1 US cup) = 1917.22283 kg / m3

I'd have to ask too.

I would like to eliminate bad reality TV.Stupid reality TV

Sleep. It's such a horrible waste of time, when you could be doing something much more reproductive.

I... um... reproductive?