Are people trying to kill me with nudity today? I'm glad I wasn't bashing or I'd of died from staring too long. Oh and where is he supposed to be when he's running around like that?



Why didn't I think of her sooner!

Does my semi-nude brad pitt pic work now?

He's f-ing hot. Shut yo mouth! Enjoy it.

It does, but seriously.. Why was he just wandiner around naked. Reminds me of Roark more than you!

He was obviously heading out to a Wiccan ritual. Those are typically performed nude, you know. We Moondancers are very much a nudist guild.

Brad Pitt is so not a Wiccan.. I doubt he even knows that it is a real religion.

Verithrax would be played by Jude Law.
Lacostian and Elcyrion would be Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart.
We'd get Judi Dench to play Estarra.
Liv Tyler as Lisaera.

EDIT:
Danny DeVito as Tully is just perfect.
Bradd Pitt as Narsrim isn't.

Well FYI Alyson Hannigan was Wiccan in Buffy the Vampire Slayer so nyah, she's not some tainted rabbit-monster pacifist.

I think Jessica Simpson should play you Joli. She -is- a tainted pacifist.

Narsrim would be played by Graham Chapman, were he still alive. Alas, since he has ceased to be, bereft of life, he rests in peace, he has kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed his last, and gone to meet the Great Head of Light Entertainment in the sky, the role of Narsrim will be played by a can of spam.

I'm not saying what Jessica Simpson is. I don't want her to play me.

You're so not Alyson Hannigan. I love her in a way that no one else can be loved!

Well, maybe Laura Prepon, but that's besides the point...

And I thought we agreed Lacostian would Gene Wilder.

Liv Tyler as Arwen for Malicia! Perfect black-haired elf

Sorry, Liv Tyler can't play Malicia *and* Lisaera.

Lisaera is more the 'Galadriel' type. I can't think of that actor's name, from Lord of the Rings.

Playing the role of Kymir... Johnny Depp!



And as Guido, Benicio Del Toro!

As Ash, we have Antonio Banderasss..

Can I be played by Jada Pinkett!













Thats Ialie getting killed by Stangmar





You see Ialie shout, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!"





Thats me when I left Serenwilde to get engaged to Murphy.

I would like to present Robin Williams as Lord Raezon

Cate Blanchett. Yes, if she were to have long, dark hair for it I think she'd be a good Lisaera.

Also like to present Jeanine Garofalo as Lady Lisaera.




Carrot Top as Lord Roark





Estelle Getty (from Golden Girls) for Estarra