I'm Bruce Willis from Mercury Rising.

You guys realize if youre casting everyone who plays you need 120+ actors? Or are you just doing people everyone knows?

I'm just casting whoever comes to mind

Latter, really.

I've decided I will play myself since I can do it better than anyone else. Plus it would be very interesting to see what I'd look like covered in fur.

Shiri would be that little furry guy from the Gremlins, Gizmo or something.

CGI Gizmo.

With Darth Vader's voice still.

Sounds good.

I'd go see it just so I could hear gizmo do the deep breathing.

sadly, that would actually work.
Darth Gizmo, Lord of the Furries.

Hmm, anyone good with photoshop that could fix a darth vader mask onto li'l avatar there?

Made in five minutes with The Gimp.

You didn't refresh, it's Gizmo now, not the whale. I'll check that out though.

No one knows me?

You said we didn't have to cast you!

(And I'm looking for one for Ibby but I can't find one, I don't know actors at all. )

Happy now? I want credits for that.

Wait until Xmas and see if I remember to get myself some and spare you 2.

EDIT: Thanks though.

Wow, the colouring is even the same. BTW, Shiri, have you ever seen that thing on ebaumsworld with the badgers?

It's actually some pretty crude work; I just pasted Darth's head (Which looks good because it's a mug shot from an actual Darth helmet toy, not a picture of Darth from the movies). Then I erased the ears by using the stamp, copying background from other areas of the picture. Finished it with blurring. You guys don't notice it because it's such a small image, so I can get away with using cheap tricks instead of manually drawing things.

EDIT: But thanks a lot for the creddies, Shiri! I can do the same thing for all of you, by the way. That sig below this is just an example of what I can do in two minutes.

Yes. Lots.

Oh, I feel like such a girl, in a twit-like bad way, saying this, but I suppose I'm entitled every so often. You weren't supposed to believe me when I said you didn't have to cast me!