Things to do at Wal-Mart

by Arix

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Arix2006-03-01 19:39:22
I always carry one of the mini cans of Axe with me when i go to the mall, because everytime I shortcut through Dillards, I get attacked by the lady with the cologne/perfume bottle, and I have to spray Axe to counter the smell
Unknown2006-03-02 02:47:42
I learned not to breathe when I was using the Axe, and we burned the clothes after, which not suprisingly, burned really well. Course I was than stuck in my boxer's because my friend Johnnie is way to skinny we found out. Always a funny story, coming home with your friends, you walk into your house, look at your mom and say, "Oh we burned my clothes." Than walk back to your room.
Unknown2006-03-09 20:47:45
I got banned from one of our wal-marts because me and my friends were skipping around singing "Were off to see the Wizard.." and people og a little pissy after the 10th go around tongue.gif Oh and do not ask renta cops where the dounut shops are..they get pissy..even if your serious...
Unknown2006-03-11 11:19:23
QUOTE(Richter @ Mar 1 2006, 07:33 PM) 263854

I don't know that I've done any of those. I guess I'm pretty boring...



Don't worry, neither have I. Then again, I wouldn't do them anyway because I know someone has to clean up afterwards or at least deal with irritated customers. (having to sort shuffled stuff into their racks STINKS) Don't think Wal-Martians get paid enough to warrant a daily dose of prank.

But then again, I've never been to a Wal-Mart yet, so maybe there's just some tempting element about them I've just never had the chance to fall prey to tongue.gif
Stangmar2006-03-11 14:40:31
O M G! YOUVE NEVER BEEN TO WALMART! HERETIC!
Shiri2006-03-11 15:20:55
QUOTE(stangmar @ Mar 11 2006, 02:40 PM) 268810

O M G! YOUVE NEVER BEEN TO WALMART! HERETIC!


We don't have them in Europe.

I think they own TESCO though. (Or ASDA or something of that sort.)
ferlas2006-03-11 15:47:13
Nah tesco is like its own it isnt owned by anyone
Soll2006-03-11 15:54:35
They own Asda, yeah, Shiridude.
Diamondais2006-03-11 16:15:33
Wal-mart sucks
Stangmar2006-03-11 17:36:39
Walmart PWNS, except for the time they sold me the used, beat up PS2, and the time they sold my dad a used, trashed mountain bike.
Jasato2006-03-14 09:21:14
alright...some of these you CAN'T do...like put M&M's on Layaway and "Code 3" to the employee. I've got a bother that works in Wal-Mart, used to be in the Automotive section and moved up to Loss Prevention. Though theres still several of these you can do, in hopes of not getting in deep. It's all great though. I love these, I can't believe I lost that large notebook of jokes...