Not all newbies are weird like us, Krellan.


... *looks around* Did I just say that out loud? *blush* Woe, who will marry me now?

Now now, I'm sure you can find a nice mummy to settle down with.

That wasn't Krellan. That was Derian who said that.

I don't do old, really. Or dwarves. I do young, slutty, cute, or any combination of the above. Sex doesn't matter.

Marriage proposals plz.




EDIT:

I get confused. I was abused by gravediggers. Give me a break.

I will! Just contact me (Krellan) IG. As a fair warning, I like when people come on really strong, so don't play shy!



Pish posh, can't you read my avatar? It says "I am Krellan," that clearly means that I am.

Kalodan's Law of Tongue-Wagging: SHOUT whatever inane thought comes to your head. You will never get zapped or have your tongue cut out!

Kalodan's Law of Singing: Singing the Honeycakes song will not make people writhe in agony and induce suicidal tendencies.
Addendum: It will also not invoke divine retribution.

stop pretending to be me. I will behead you.

wait who are you and why are you imitating me?

i'll have you banned!

Aramel's Law of Novice Relations: The more annoying and bothersome a novice is, the more likely he/she is to turn out to be one of Aramel's cousins.

Krellan's Law of Unfair Events:

We don't have the Krellan sadface anymore. Someone'll have to find the image and link directly.