The Big List of Lusternia Cliches

by Verithrax

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Unknown2006-01-09 05:40:12
61.2) Guido's Golden Rebuttal: Quidgy is a poo head.
Unknown2006-01-09 05:43:26
(that should be 61.1.1)

(61.1.1.1)Guido Is On Crack: Ignore him.
Unknown2006-01-09 05:52:36
68) Guido's corollary to Ialie's Corollary: Unless both parties are after hot furry action, in which case remaining Furrikin or Aslaran is allowed.
Narsrim2006-01-09 05:57:22
70) Narsrim's Defense: You aren't guilty if you can blame it on the Taint.
Cwin2006-01-09 05:59:37
QUOTE(Bear of Very Little Brain @ Jan 9 2006, 12:53 AM)
Have you read Achaea's history? If you have, the following quick explanation will make sense.

Unnamable Horror = Yudhe's Nameless Son (who vanished from Lusternia into a rift. Unnamable Horror appeared from a realm of chaos and raped Maya to create humans)

The Chaos Entities that Sarapis disperses across Achaea are Magnora and Dynara. (Magnora and Dynara opened the rift again and followed Yudhe's Nameless Son, never to be seen again. The Chaos entities erupted from the realm of chaos, just like the Unnamable Horror, and were scattered by Sarapis)

Eris was a human (spawn of the Unnamable Horror) who united with the energies of chaos, making her the trinity of Yudhe's Nameless Son, Magnora, and Dynara - Estarra.
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..wow. I actualy like it. I always wanted to know more of how some 'horror' would just jump in out of nowhere. Well.. now I know.

However, it makes me wonder whether the Powers that Be in Lusternia are just incompatible with Achaea (thus they would be 'Chaos forces' for us and we are 'Chaos' to them) or are we realy just low down dirty folks.

Considering how the world of Achaea looks compared to Lusternia, I'm voting for the latter: we're all just chaotic, violent, world shattering beasts.

Except for me.. I'm only half chaos. Take that all you non-humans! tongue.gif


Edit: Oh, and I'd love to have Achaea and Lusternia come together and get all violent. I'd probably evoke my old char there though.

mmm Rajamalan Sentinel Rebicana vs Human Ur'Guard Jacquin

I'd kick her censor.gif.
Terenas2006-01-09 06:40:35
That was highly amusing for the most parts. I'd come up with one of my own but I'm not very creative. happy.gif
Adee2006-01-09 07:10:14
-nevermind-
Joli2006-01-09 08:05:50
Joli's observation on pacifism: Tough love still counts. tongue.gif

Joli's corollary on relationships: Divine really need to take mortal holidays.

Joli's rebuttal to Stangmar's Law of Dimentional Maleability: Enlarge and Diminish enchantments.. They are there for a reason. Use them.
Lisaera2006-01-09 13:02:43
The Achaea-Lusternia history link isn't official, it's just theoretical and alluded to heavily by certain people.

I don't actually understand the law I'm in, what does jealousy have to do with Raezon and me?
Asarnil2006-01-09 14:53:23
Asarnils Law of Divine: The cooler an evil God(dess) is, the less you actually see of them.

By my count - we haven't seen Raezon and Fain for 365,132,853 days and counting.
Unknown2006-01-09 14:56:04
I saw Raez a few days ago tongue.gif.
Asarnil2006-01-09 14:58:17
QUOTE(Quidgyboo @ Jan 10 2006, 01:26 AM)
I saw Raez a few days ago tongue.gif.
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Considering I am in His Order, so did I tongue.gif. But for game terms, my count still stands as valid.
Malicia2006-01-09 14:58:45
QUOTE(Verithrax)
6) Malicia's Law: EVERYTHING, including eating, sleeping, and emoting, is both underpowered and overpowered.


*grins*

It's true, I say!
Munsia2006-01-09 15:48:34
Munsia's law of comprehension: If you hear the word 'die' in any sentance run.. run like nil
Verithrax2006-01-09 16:18:36
QUOTE(Lisaera @ Jan 9 2006, 10:02 AM)
The Achaea-Lusternia history link isn't official, it's just theoretical and alluded to heavily by certain people.

I don't actually understand the law I'm in, what does jealousy have to do with Raezon and me?
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Because you both tend to be angry when people suggest shrines of gods not in yout Consulate in your city and commune. Raezon is just... more explosive about it.

Please, please don't shrub me.
Unknown2006-01-09 17:33:51
Soll heard the Unnameable Horror though when he was loco...

So it does exist in this world...
Soll2006-01-09 17:45:16
Spawn of, but yeah. That'd be Eris. happy.gif


QUOTE
65) Soll's Lament: You only realize the guild you started out in was right for you after hopping through three other guilds.


Almost.

QUOTE
65) Soll's Lament: You only realize the guild you started out in was right for you after hopping through five other guilds. This lament is only valid if you pass through each guild more than three times, whilst maintaining some semblence of a friendly relation with more than 50% of the active population of it.
Verithrax2006-01-09 18:40:20
No more talk about the Unnamable Horror. You people need to stop proving Law 97.

Oh, and we've reached 100 laws! There was much rejoicing.
Arix2006-01-09 18:51:19
QUOTE(Verithrax @ Jan 9 2006, 11:40 AM)
Oh, and we've reached 100 laws! There was much rejoicing.
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Yaaaaaaay *waves a bunch of flags*
Arix's Law of Illusions: If an illusion goes off at either the New Celest or Serenwilde Nexus, and nobody is around to see or hear it, it will still be blamed on Arix.
Arix's Law of Confection: cakes are a perfectly valid artistic medium, and are best observed when flamed and placed in the least appropriate place possible.
Lisaera2006-01-09 19:47:04
I still fail to see what that has to do with jealousy. Not that it matters, but the law wasn't even my idea - I just agreed with it, and being the only active Serenwilde Patron for a long time I was the only one around to enforce it.