It's not like they're low. Cheer up!

Nah, youre right. Still above average according to that thing.

Your IQ score is 140!
Visionary Philosopher

Your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.

Your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game -- to imagine or anticipate what should come next in just about any situation. Because you're equally skilled in the numerical and verbal universes of the brain, you can draw from multiple sources of information to come up with great ideas. The timelessness of your vision and the balance between your various skills are what make you a Visionary Philosopher.

In addition to your strengths in maths and linguistics, you have a knack for matching and anticipating patterns. These skills and your uncanny ability to detect the underlying blueprint of most of life's situations add to your visionary philosopher mind. Two philosophers who share the same combination of skills you possess are Plato and Benedict Spinoza.

Also the test is dodge. Whether my IQ is right or wrong, I neither know nor care (how on earth will anyone be able to satisfactorily quantify intelligence... what -is- intelligence? Have we even defined it? Given that it is said that one's IQ is fixed from birth, I wouldn't even want to know what mine was officially.. it will either depress me or make me arrogant)... what I -do- know, is I'm not a Mathematician.

Your IQ score is 133!
Visual Mathematician

Your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.

You have a strong ability to process visual-spatial and mathematical information. These skills combined with your strengths in logic are what make you a Visual Mathematician.

You're able to understand patterns visually and in numbers. That means your mind can create a mental picture for any problem. In addition to that skill, you possess an intelligence that allows you to apply maths to that picture, too. That helps you manipulate multiple parts of the picture (or problem) to come up with a solution. You have many skills that are critical to success and problem-solving. Your talents help you understand the "big picture," which is partly why people may turn to you for direction -- especially in the workplace. You flourish in environments where tasks are clearly defined, and you excel at improving processes and making things more efficient. Like Einstein, your ability to detect patterns and your skills in maths and logic, make it natural for you to come up with ideas and theories that simplify processes for everyone.

I'd have done better if the test wasn't USA-centric...

It's on a UK address. Besides, how is it US-centric? Because it talks about miles?

No, it could've been kilometres, there wouldn't be a difference. I was just throwing a lame excuse for humorous effect, unless the answer to that question with the scrambled letters was 'a state', in which case it's US-centric because you can't expect foreigners to remembers the name of an American state properly. There are also several questions that have little to do with actual IQ and test knowledge of math; The one involving miles is rather vague; are the cars turning left 180 degrees, or are they turning 90 degrees? If they turn 90 degrees, which is the one I think the answer was meant to be because there'sn o option that matches the result I got for 180 degrees, the question involves using some very basic trigonometry, which a pure IQ test wouldn't involve. Not to mention the questions that used sayings from anglo-saxonic culture which are very slightly biased (It's easier to point fingers, et al). Those are also subjective and wouldn't show up in a pure IQ test. The one with the grid of dots was a Life pattern, I think (Been a while since I messed around with those).

The scrambled word is European. I won't post a spoiler for those who haven't taken it yet.

The grid patten isn't from that fun bacteria game. At all.

EDIT: Anyone know where I can get a copy of it, though? I miss that game. Haven't seen it since Win 3.11

That game either used Life rules, or a Life-like set of rules.

Your IQ score is 135!

Your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.

You are gifted with the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

Insightful linguists can take complex concepts and articulate them to just about anyone. You have a gift with words and insight into processes and the way people think. These talents enable you to explain things clearly to people. Helen Keller is a great example of an Insightful Linguist. Blind, deaf and mute, she was still able to put things together in her mind and to understand complex ideas. She could do that because she was able to conceptualise ideas internally. Though she could not literally see, she had the visual and spatial skills necessary to understand patterns on an abstract level. She learned to read, write and ultimately became a writer on issues of social justice.

No, not even similar. Spoiler in your PM box.

To have another bourbon or answer 50 inane questions on some silly measure of intelligence. Hmm, hard choice.

Make it a double!

EDIT: Did it anyway because I'm bored. No bad for a drunk?

You are equipped with a verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level. These talents make you a Word Warrior.

Ahahaha.... i know words but I suck at explaining and defining them bwuaha?

I got lazy around the end..

Your IQ score is 133!

Your IQ score is significantly above average. Congratulations! You have a wide range of exceptional skills which are much stronger than those of the average population. You are also skilled at answering the types of questions that are asked in a classic IQ test. The test analyses your strengths and weaknesses based on your mathematical, linguistic, visual-spatial and logical skills. Even though you have high scores in all of those areas, we are able to analyse your results to discover the areas in which you have the strongest abilities.

You've got a very experiential way of learning and a strong mathematical mind. You're able to whittle even the most complex situation down to comprehensible component parts. In short, you have mastered the art and science of precision. That's what makes you a Precision Processor.

For you, life is a series of equations. Your brain is naturally predisposed to intense mathematical acuity, and your understanding of numerical problems is unparalleled. It's second nature for you to cut to the heart of an issue, so that you can discover quick solutions to problems while others get bogged down in unnecessary details. One precision processor that comes to mind is the Greek philosopher-mathematician, Pythagoras. Pythagoras had a mind for numbers and, as such, could come up with previously unknown theories like his method for calculating the sides of a right triangle (a2+b2=c2). You too, can use numbers to translate aspects of the world around you -- something that doesn't come easily to everyone. Your quick mathematical mind will allow you to communicate a variety of ideas to other people, so don't keep it to yourself.


Hmm..

This would make a right-angled triangle, sides x and y. Pythagorus, not trig.

It's a 3-4-5. Even Pythagorean work is unnecessary.

Yeah, but you generally learn the 3-4-5 rule around the same time as you learn about Pythagoras.

138 Visionary Philosopher