Ok.. A few months ago this guy that was one of my closer friends asked me out on a "group outing" It was really weird. This entire group of dorky nerd people were staring me down, so I'm like.. "Ok, what's going on?" and they are all laughing and cutting up.. and STARING at me. So yes, this boy chases me down in the hallway after being shoved into the main building and asks me to go on a group outing. I'm like.. "Sure, ok." But he doesn't tell me when.. or where.. or with who. So I ask one of my friends who knows him what the hell that was all about and apparently this guy has liked me for 3 years and the "group outing" is a double date. I don't even know the other people involved.

Sooo I don't hear about this until Sunday. (a while back) Which was my sister's birthday and I had sprained a muscle in my leg too, so if I was going to be doing anything it would be with my sister. I explain this to the boy and he says ok. I tell him that maybe we can do something another time and that's that.

Ever since this has happened this boy has been making more and more of a complete out of himself. It's like this nice person that I could actually talk to about Lusternia and computers has turned into the most offensive gross thing on the planet. He tells dead baby jokes. He wants to see children get eaten by whales (and talks about this freely). He participates in every form of discrimination out there.

But I can deal with all of this crap. That's not the big problem. The big problem is that this guy has now started trying to hack into my computer in my tech class. He came up to me the other day and said that my password was my Lusternian character's name (It isn't) and I told him he was wrong. He thinks he is right, but.. no.. he's not. He tried to get into it yesterday when I went to put my books up. He's been telling people I've failed tests that weren't even graded. Some guy's computer was beeping and the computer asked who was doing it and the boy yells across the room, "AMANDA'S DOING IT!"

I swear to god I'm going to kill him. Enough is enough. I was nice and polite. I tried to be as honest to him as possible even though I think he looks like a frog and in no way find him attractive... but damn. I'm tired of this.

Tips, hints, useful killing methods.. anything will help. >_<

Hoooon.. that's called harassment. If you really want to get rid of him you can always report him to some official in your school. If not, well... you could always talk to one of you guy's mutual friends and see what's going on (If you don't want to embarass him and tell him how you don't like him publicly, of course ).

But.. I won't recommend anything rude or "evil."

Edit: But everyone else covered that.

Become a God, and simply zap him. Slip the fates a few notes so they conveniently 'forget' about him coming back.

Or, just be vicious, I find that making boys cry is rather funny.

But if that isn't your style, simply tell him to get out of your face and leave you alone, because you don't want to deal with him or his immaturity. If he doesn't, then you can always rely on the size of a larger cousin, sibling, or friend.

Stab him with an icicle, that way the murder weapon just melts away.

Well..since You mentioned it... make the guy cry! Least youll get some amusement out of the whole situation and show him youre not to be messed with. Or talk with an admin or school official...you could go the you know..nice route.

So hack his password, and then download all kinds of nasty porn onto his school computer. Barring that, you could always just toss him face first into a dumpster, or spike his food with all sorts of unpleasant things. Just remember, if you feed someone laxative, make sure you can think of a way to make them drink a lot of water without giving yourself away. Also, special brownies only work if you don't serve them straight from the pan, and if you have to eat one yourself to keep up appearances, make sure to stand near a garbage can or potted plant, so you can toss it when the victim isn't looking.
EDIT- Also, a cricket bat to the crotch works too

Stand up in the middle of a full class next time he's being a pain in the ass and yell out, " off. Just because I wouldn't go out with you doesn't give you the right to be a . It's not my fault you're so goddamn ugly."

Mmm.. public humiliation.

Nah, he's just sadly out of his league apparently. Just kindly inform him that you only go for football players. He'll either a. join and probably end up dying or b. give up. Either way, he gets some exercise or you get him off your case.

This coming from the King of out of his league.

Football..nah even a skinny lightwight can play that and survive. Should get him to play a game that usually gives many broken bones and or sprains.

Yes, football can give those. But in schools its heavily controlled to prevent injuries. Small, hard balls and big sticks. Rugby or hockey.

You've been watching WAY too much CSI. Put down the remote!




Mmm, I like this method the best. I've done similar in the past, though not in school.

Gawd... newbs...
*Eaiest kill method= Bleach + OxyClean, it forms an aerous poison that has excellent hangtime, much akin to Agent Orange, and doesn't require alot to affect his motor skills or reasoning ability, just get like an aromatherepy bottle on a necklace and put a little in it, so he smells it while he is walking about, give it a little bit and he will fall on his face, no dead.. but he will want to be.
*Shoo him off= tell him you got some wicked sick fetish or that your a closet lesbian, he won't want to get his hands into Amanda's Cookie Jar™ once he thinks cannibalism mpeg videos make her all hot and wet downstairs.
*Shatter his fragile male ego= meh, just have a friend start a rumor saying she slept with him and he was horrible, has such a little toy, no skills, came too early, was too loud, stuck, had a body like a child, no endurance...etc etc etc, a schools public access boards or webforumm is good for this, or in Comp Sci class, make a quick *.html file that only has the text lines about how bad he sucked, and conviently be like "Hey guys....check out this awesome link I found on the server..." if your so scared of being tracke,d use an illlict email, or edit the target/bcc account name via like options in gmail...
*When in doubt= ya go for his sweet spot, be all in the hall and be like "EEEK HOW DARE YOU GRAB ME THERE!?!?!? and kick a fieldgoal...or slap him if your like....a girl....*snicker*
Sadly I must agree with Lady Viravain there is something genuily pleasing inside that makes me smile when boys cry, or get beat on...especially by girls...actually... anytime a girl is dom'ing some guy it make sme smile inside....wierd huh?
Love-mimi

After reading this over, and taking my own feelings on the matter into consideration I think we should all seek out some anger management help. We seem to really really need it for some of the things described. This should, in most cases, include a break from Lusternia, the Forums and anything that would create nasty and violent thoughts.

I get all my violent thoughts after watching the news. Stupid news

Woman truly are evil. Bleach and Oxyclean? Bat to the nuts? Enjoying seeing us cry? Eesh...

Still. The kid sounds like an ass. Slap him in front of the whole class, and yell.

just insult his manhood anddtell him he'llnever get laid that usually makes em cry at that age

or a swift kick punch punch combo to the nuts will leave him upset about the whole thing

Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me.
Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me.

/simpsons

Your avatar and sig aren't as scary as the before one.

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Yeah, just say he's small in public. That'd hurt pretty bad, and get him off your back.

Yeah.. I go with this one.

How about half-killing him and making him cry? All you need's steel toecaps!

Oh well, just think you've probably got half the lusternian population (the others don't use the forums but they'll be on your side) willing to help you out.

*chuckles* On the note of pathetic boys (and no it was not me) A guy from my school actually cried and thought his life was over because a girl he liked... wait no thats not the right word, hrm obsessed with seems better, back to the story, didn't return his affections.

Personally i would be mean and make the person jump through flaming hoops that get more numerous and increasingly smaller untill they simply give up. Or if you want to save on flammables just make it impossible for him to satisfy your standards. (there was a girl who liked me who i didn't like so i simply told her she needed to back off, be her self and not try to either trick me or control me in any way before i might consider going out with her, she gave up in the end)