I have a sad premonition that every male creature in the Glomdoring might want to be looking for a new home.

Um when I don't like people I tend to ignore them, and I've even blocked people online (who then creepily got on a screen name just like their old one only with different numbers to stalk me). But you know, I'm trying to learn to be more mature about things.

This kid sounds like he's 5 years old and has a crush on you, and thinks by teasing you and making fun of you and messing with you, you will fall madly in love with him. Men are dense () and he probably won't take a hint that you're not enjoying what he's doing, or if you try to avoid him or get rid of him in any other way than just being straight forward. Especially if you're mean back, maybe he'd take that as flirting?! Who knows. I'd just talk to him and be like, listen buddy, I'm not interested.

Oi, I had a similar situation a few months ago and the girl wouldn't take the hint.
But her strategy was to tell everyone else at work and let it leak back to me

In the past, I have offered my services as 'Ex-boyfriend/significant other Convincer' where for a nominal fee I 'convince' the target that they should leave someone alone. I have yet to be taken up on the offer, though there are a few I would do for free, but might end up with my being unable to play Lusternia or have any contact with other humans for....a significantly long time, depending on good behaviour. I can easily extend it from just ex's to include 'annoying guys that don't leave you alone despite all evidence pointing to a lack of interest'.

If he still played Lusternia I would pay you to zap him.

I've told him that I think he is sick to his face..and he tries to argue about how he's not, but he really really is. I even asked my mom for help and she told me to recommend a nice therapist.



I'd get caught and then his little group of loud mouth dorky boys would probably poision me at lunch. OH did I mention that him asking me out was a bet? One of his friends got tired of hearing about me so they paid him to ask me out. Am I that intimidating..?



I think you forget the "school" part. I'd get suspended and/or paddled for that.



He looks like a frog. Of course he is out of his league. But your tip did remind me of the "I have a boyfriend in New York that plays football. His name is Rocky. Do you still want to bother me?" line.



Murphy can you come to the states for a few days? I'm fairly sure you could fix this in.. a few minutes. He's very short and fat..and either your presence or you beating the crap out of him would scare him off.


I almost choked while reading all this. Lusternia

Psh, none of you are really evil.

Go to the guidance counsellor and go '*sniff* Look, I feel kind of awkward coming here, but I have a problem', and when they ask what, explain that there's a boy harassing you constantly that won't leave you alone, and it's making you scared and upset.

Bonus points if they think he's a potential nutter.

Seriously though, give him a "you can't touch this". Works on guys and girls nicely.

Next time he tries to talk to you say in a single toned voice "That person has chosen to ignore you."

Even better: actually sing the entire song "Can't touch this", adapted to your situation Family Guy style, with a crude little dance.

I couldn't do that with a straight face.. I'd fall into the floor and laugh.


I like Shikari's idea. I think if I told the counselor that he wanted to see babies get eaten by whales and he likes to talk about abusing dead things.. Yeah, she would think he was a nutter.

Though right now I'm just glad it's the weekend and I don't have to deal with him.

Joli, whatever method of murder, humiliation or "helping" you choose please just make sure that YOU are safe. Getting back at this guy probably sounds like a grand idea, but you could end up harming yourself in the end if you go about it inappropriately.

I think Shikari's idea is the best. Just be honest with the guidance counsellor, yes...him wanting to see babies being eaten by whales is a good thing to tell him/her when you sit down for that little chat. If you truly are upset by this guy and feel threatened by this guy then you definitely need to have this talk.

I wouldn't actually hurt him. I'm much too nice in real life to do that and I'll probably just hope and wish and pray for him to just go away (and/or fall off of a cliff).

I don't really feel threatened, just very annoyed and peeved off. I tried to do the nice thing, because I felt bad about him liking me for so long and me.. just being very uninterested, so I wanted to give him a chance, but he's turned into a crap head and I could really care less about his feelings right now.

It's harassment plain and simple. Anything that creates an intolerably hostile environment is harassment. Most schools I've ever been to (and I moved around a lot as a kid and went to several schools) crack down on things like that, especially if the harasser is a guy and the harassed is a girl. Just do like Shikari said, go to your guidance counselor and tell them everything. Even tell them how frustrated, annoyed, upset, and just generally creeped out he makes you on a regular basis.

At the very, very least, the guidance counselor will confirm to him that you do not in fact like him. Then, it's no longer a matter of him not getting a clue. If he bothers you after that, it's another matter altogether.

My advice would be this: First, make sure he gets the point. Guys can indeed be dense and calling him 'sick' might come across as a joke or compliment to him. Say calmly, clearly, and with a serious face something like "I am sorry but I am not interested in romantic relationship with you. I feel uncomfortable with your behavior lately and if you don't stop I will have to report it." and if he keeps it up, ignore him as best as you can and talk to the counselor. Make sure to write things down like the things he has done, when, where, what time, who else was there, etc. Good luck!

Yeah, Peeka's right in that you need to clarify the boundaries with him first.

Explain to him that he needs to stop, that you do not appreciate the way he is treating you and that it is completely inappropriate. Should also let him know, like Peeka said, that should the behavior continue you will have to report him to school officials.

There's no shame is defending yourself from the unwelcome sexual and/or harassing advances of any person...no matter who they are. The school knows full well that if they do not deal with the situation in an appropriate and timely maner they can and will be leaving themselves open to legal liability for not dealing with this hostile environment created by this little guttersnipe.

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I'm with you, man. The bible, revelations was right. It's not the beast we need to worry about. It's the harlot riding his back!

its not fear the harlot on the back, no, you want to fear the innocent looking ones. Theyre generally the more evil ones. Read most Fantasy and look up a lot of history, its generally the sweet and the 'good' that do the most damage and evil.

Woman though, yes, they are very evil. The best, and nicest way, to get back at the guy would be to go to a counciler. Funnest way, well, some form of violence against the guy in most cases. Go with the talking route, youre safer in it and you can do just as much damage to the guy.

I don't want to do damage though.. then he might kill me. He does like DEAD things.

Unlikely. Sounds like a pathetic little brat from the lower end of the social kingdom trying to use shock-humour to make people think he's actually got something interesting in his wormy little existence.

Slap him in the face with a half-decayed bit of roadkill (the bigger the better) and see if he thinks it's hilarious or if he screams like a .