hmm. that's very odd.

my current solution to everything is "adopt a false name and move to mexico and open up a lemonade stand(using imported water, of course)." it hasn't failed yet, maybe try that?

a more serious solution, however, would be to get into a discussion of philosophy with them(if you can stand to talk with them for that long? by the way your talking it sounds as no), and show them that you don't think dead things are funny nor are you acceptable of things being dead unnaturally?

I agree with Thaddeus. He probably doesn't actually like seeing things killed, he just thinks it's funny to say he does.

Thaemorn is sick too.

My brother says to learn all the dead baby jokes and finish them before he can, so that it will take all the fun out of being a sick twisted bastard.

I prefer my idea..

Boy: What's funnier than a dead baby?
Me: A stupid boy without his

I'mma go hide now..

Dead baby jokes can be funny sometimes.

What's pink and red and sits in a corner?

That's it. You should play matchmaker and set this guy up with Veo.

Yeah. I have a thing for HUGE ASSHOLES.

TMI, Veo, TMI.

Don't freak out: overconfidence and arrogance is actually quite attractive to young females. Its not an uncommon phenomenon: the nice, quiet guys get nothing, the attractive intelligent girls keep dating assholes and if they do break up wonder what they saw in said person. Until they meet the next one and are attracted.

My bf is quite nice and quiet. Thankfully he got drunk enough to actually do something before I decided he wasn't interested in females.
Loud overconfident guys are just fun to have as friend and usually the final product is much worse than what the adverticing made you think.

And Joli, do play the scared "This guy is after me, tried to date me and when I said no he's now doing this and that and I don't feel safe at school because he scares me blablabla" with your councillor, with enough hints about the guy having a phisical interest on you, and he'll be out of your life just in case he could be a problem and you could claim your school couldn't protect you from sexual harassment on its grounds.

*chuckles* Well there is a girl who believes i'm gay because i don't like her. but yeah one of my female friends decided it was a compliment to tell me "Nice guys finish last" bah so lame, just because offline i'm nervous and introverted (till i know you better)

I like quiet guys. It works both ways. I'm not a ditzy whore, so guys don't date me. They know they won't get any and the most they'll walk away with if they try is a broken nose.

I'm trying to remember if I have had a decent guy ask me out before and the only one that even comes remotely close was talking about wanting to get someone drunk so he could rape them the day after I turned him down. I'm very glad I didn't go out with him.

Edit: I usually only get asked out once a year, but this time I've hit an all time record of having 2 assholes ask me out. Joy.

Ok Joli this is what you are going to need, two paper clips, some tape, a small rodent, and some cheese......If you can't get all of that then next time he comes up to you yell I told you you loser, i will not sleep with you reguardless of how much you try to pay me. Down side to doing that people might start thinking your a whore, upside you will have shown the whole class what a loser he is.

I was once getting harassed by this guy, big football jock, he was punching me in the back randomly, so i got miffed stood up and yelled in his face, Look, I told you i will be at your house with the leather chaps and the whips tonight till then leave me alone. He got so mad he transfered from the class.

Insulting jocks sexuality is fun......

MARRY ME!

Because you have a, or because you are a?


... Or both?

Joli... You sure are talking with the right guys?
I mean, here females are invited to cinema, dinner, that kind of things. You usually don't feel the need to punch their noses for that. I am sure America isn't sooo different, is it?
Or are those films about american teenagers true?

Get nothing my foot! It's more an issue with the "nice, quiet guys" beings deathly afraid of conflict or rejection. Saran's post is probably how 85% of those guys feel. So, I guess it's a tradeoff. You can get an overbearing prick, but he's low maintenance, or you can get one of the nice guys, but you'll have to spend a lot of time prying a shell open.

Why do you think I "stalk" Divines?

If it wasn't a challenge I wouldn't do it.

..and oh damn my secret is out.

Divine are like turtles. Snapping turtles to be precise. Except when you pry at Our shells, we don't bite you. We turn you into a sizzling pile of ashes.

So, okay. Maybe We're not a lot like turtles.