An elegantly crafted rapier bearing images of the Serenwilde.

An elegantly crafted flail bearing images of the Serenwilde... BURNING TO THE GROUND HAHAHAHA BURN, BABY, BURRRN!

At least it would mess up triggers.

The white gold greataxe of the Battle Bear King

Hrm, what's the paralyze message? It should be called that. Everyone would be going around, throwing themselves off eq and wasting mana.

Flower and Power?
Rainbow and Sunshine?
Horrible, Excruciating Pain and Relieving Death?

Are you part of a order, you could do somthing alone them lines, marcs going to change his once he gets back into Shikari's order. so far the only one i like was dreadlords wrath

Life's Malevolence, and Death's Benevolence.

Soul's Freedom, and Body's Damnation.

Dreadlord's Decadence, and Dreadlord's Dream.

Dawn's Pillage, and Dusk's Plunder.

Infinite Torture, and Eternal Rest. <- Knockdowns on first, bashbrains on second!

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Confronter of Life, and Commander of Death.

Sweep of Martyrdom, and Touch of Opression.

Taste of Mercy, and Streak of Sympathy. <- Aimed at being ironic, of course.

Reaper of the Due, and Retriever of the Indebted.

The Soul Spite and The Life's Bite
The Ur'Doomclaw and The Ur'Deathclaw
The Vengeance and The Greed
Worldshaker and Worldeater

Still think Ash's Big Murph and Lil Murph is the best entry

That would be such a cop-out.

An axe.

An axe.

Put elemental runes on your flails and you can call them big balls on fire.

Could always make them into another item, like Sierus' Ravenwood branches, or Daevos' dragon fangs.

I think you should get a shovel and a frying pan.

3000h, 3000m ex-
With a focused look, Murphy strikes at you with The Fluffy Bunny of Doom and Despair. You are hit on the left thigh for a minor bruise.
1500h, 3000m ex-
With a focused look, Murphy strikes at you with Chuck Norris's Blade Hand. You are barely scratched in the gut.
You have been slain by Murphy.
0h, 3000m ex-

"Chuck" and "Norris"?

I'm still undergoing decontamaination from WoW. *cough*

I shall call them Jesus and Mohommad.

Or I shall call them Nuke the Gay Black Whales for Christ to offend as many groups as possible in the one sentence

I think it should be disabled as well. The Whale that is. And definitely a female whale.

and liberal.

Gay Black female liberal disabled Whales for Christ

Raezons Fury
Fains Wrath

if they would let you use their names

I think a gay black female conservative disabled whale for christ would far more tabboo and unheard of.