hmm, Shock and Awe?
Excessive Force and Assault with Battery?

perhaps Murder in the First, and Grevious Bodily Harm

Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty to Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping and/or No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People!

Yay Good Omens

what the hell is the point of No-Alcohol Lager?

Something brutal and simple. Shock and Trauma, I like. Or Crusher and Smasher.

Crack and Shatter

Kermit and Miss Piggy.

no because kermit the hammer doesn't have any fingers that could smell like pork

ewwww....

We're going to have to break out my now fabled rubber hose and beat the living tar out of you for saying something so mind-raping.

I concur wholeheartedly

I don't get it...

that quip came from the joke whats green and smell's like pork? Kermit the frogs fingers.

And yes that was one of the better mind-raping comments i've made as of late, now don't make me turn this thread into a wrestling match

Is it wrong that I'm not mind-raped by this at all?

Skullmasher and Nosebreaker

BTW... how do you buy weapons with credits? where?

you don't you get arties and ask for a customisation

Skullsplitter and Brainbasher.

He means you forge over and over again until you get obscene stats on it then customize it.