like they killed Edward II?

I had a dream about this contract thingy last night, I had a dream my boyfriend was saying rules to me, except... not quite as extreme

...wouldn't be totally out of place though since he's pretty much dom and I'm sub

It's actually disgusting that somebody married this guy.

First, he has a horrible taste in women clothing, second is so stupid I would die of laughter if I was faced with a contract like this.

You sure it's not all a big joke? I mean, it makes him look like a small caricature of a dictator wannabe... too ridiculous to be true.