A moment ago when Thoros once again stood at the Angkrag Gates trying to get on our nerves, I had a great idea:

We should to be able to pelt people with eggs! Can we have the egg commodity changed so when you throw it at someone it breaks and covers the victim with sticky smelly eggsap? Maybe even makes them stink like when sprayed via skunk totem? But even if it's just a simple message I'll be happy.

Just imagine the awesome roleplay that can come with such new heights of humiliation!

I wish Snowballs and pies could do the same thing.

Love that idea...

I'm all for thrown things having some kind of effect.

I'd prefer the moron to be shrubbed, but hey, pelting him with crap is good too.

EDIT: By "crap" I of course refer to "random everyday objects", not to "feces defecated from a butt".

If you're going for that, change the topic title to "Give eggs a break!".

Richter, change title pleeease?

At least this would make projectile defense good for something!

You throw an egg at Verithrax and it shatters, bouncing off a transluscent emerald shield.
Verithrax's eyes light up with proud joy as he proclaims, "Don't like me? You can go stick your head in a lobstrosity."