|-|41|_ 70 73|-| |<1|\\|G, |34|3Y.

*still trying to translate*

Good lord. It's like trying to read the Chinese section of my DVD player instructions upside down. My eyes are burning...

All I can see is 'being gay' at the end or something.

I read "hail the ring, baby." Took me about 30 seconds. Am I wrong?

EDIT: Hail TO the ring, in fact, I read it as "hello" the first time so the o seemed natural

EDIT: Or "ding", I dunno :/

EDIT: Or king, but he put the arrow the wrong way around

No, no. It clearly says, "Mail me a string."

You're good. I hereby relinquish my crown to Shiri.