I just got bitten by a huge centipede. My ankle is on fire.

Move to hawaii, where we have shotgun 'pedes, because they hurt so bad it is comparable to a shotgun blast Im told.

Ours are up to a foot long and yellow and purple, ouchies :/

Sorry to tell you this, but your going to die. Buy a crap load of credits and transfer them all to me. If you do this, I might use my shaman magic to save your life. Maybe.

I live in the caribbean , where we have really big ones.

I live in Tucson. I've been stung by a scorpion AND bitten by a black widow

I live in Chicago. Nothing ever happens. I am in one of the most seismically secure , meteorlogically calm, toxicologically boring, and otherwise generally safe areas in the world.

Poor you. I'm sure I could scrounge up a rattlesnake and send it to you.

holy crudmuffins batman, you live in Tucson!?!?!?!?


*hides from arix*

......poseurs
I'm from Thailand...just...like google all the deadly stuff we have, like Burmese Man-Eating Pythons or...like....random spiders of doom

But Lowe....maybe you should not itch it, and seek medical help.
love-mimi

from what I hear, most of Australia's critters can be classified in one or more of the following categories:Dangerous, Poisonous, and sheep.

Worst we get are adders (which I've never seen in my life) and wasps/hornets.

The wasps/hornets are freakin' bad if you're allergic though. Actually the hornets are just freakin' bad full stop.

but you also have to deal with Mad Cow disease

Excuse me. I happen to live in Brazil. Home of the Amazon rainforest. Home of the world's largest spider. Of course, I've never set foot in the Amazon rainforest and I haven't yet seen any spiders as big as a diner plate, but still. It's the same continent.

I was walking in a dark corridor and I stepped on it

We have nothing but some random poisonous brown spider that I've never seen, and we're all still waiting for "the big one", which is an earthquake supposed to hit us sometime between now and the next several thousand years, that's supposed to be like an 11.0+ on the Richter scale.

Brown Recluse Spider? Those are dangerous. Their venom eats away your skin, like so...
EDIT: was going to link to a picture, but then I enlarged it and realised it was just too nasty. If you want to see, do a google image search

Maryland is even more boring. Zzzzzz

you could get pinched by a lobster...

You're thinking of Maine...

he meant crab