I think we've already established that I have the biggest penis here, therefore this entire thread has become unnecessary and redundant. I permit you all to stop posting now.

I like my hammers.
Damage: 48 Precision: 197 Speed: 236
Damage: 52 Precision: 194 Speed: 220

Base. Don't call them weak! They rock! *kiss hammers*

see i would fight with stars, and make the swap but its very unfortunate i can't afford to do so, but when I can and the envoys are done then i shall reassess.

Money doesn't grow on trees you know

You have yet to understand how I adore having rivals with big penises. Not only can we have pissing contests, it makes for good times later.

Damage: 35 Precision: 217 Speed: 212

So hmm....really my hammers aren't that far at ALL over the cap.

You people making mountains out of molehills! FOR SHAME

I am an unworthy cliche user to you Murphy. No matter how hard I try, you always come up with a way to out do me.

That's why Narsrim loves the Murph so very much......although the whole good times later bit....no

On this note, it reminds me of why you like "warrior-to-warrior" combat so much. Who wouldn't love such devastating gay-innuendo attacks such as:

Bash brains, knockdown, impale, rend, burst organs, fracture skull, break nose (just kidding!), etc.

Actually after looking at the topic at hand.....if i were to artifact a set of ashteru post nerf hammers they would be looking at

65-227-261 - ashteru's arited and buffed (after tempering)

49-239-220 - Mine artied and buffed

40 pojnts of speed for 10 points of wounding, yeh ashteru's are better. I wouldn't half mind being given a free respec on the stats of my hammers, they'd be a lot better and give me a chance to put some more arties on them.

EDIT: Out-dated. By a few hours.

Friends, really. I am far from being a top tier fighter... even decent doesn't quite fit the description.

However, you talk way too much Thoros. Let us assume that you can kill everyone other then the said people, which you can't. Just duel rather then boast.

What I personaly abhore is people who who are good at something, but would not shut up about it. As far as I am concerned, you can be the best out there... but you will still be -this- small because you keep bragging like a 8 year old brat.

This is a game, have fun, and try to do so without annoying the rest of the players.

cheers.

I do have to agree with that sentiment.

Shockingly, I think Thoros' ego has surpassed Amaru's.

Amaru was at least good-natured about it. Somewhat. Which is more than you can say for Thoros.

As much of a dick as Amaru was, he had skill. Thoros just has an extremely unjustified ego to make up for his lack of any shred of talent. I almost feel sorry for Thoros... almost.

Need I remind everyone you were shrubbed for like 6 months for cheating in game and potentially ruining the credit market? If Thoros has an ego for posting on forums, what exactly do you have? And finally, if you want to feel sorry for anyone - feel sorry for yourself. You certainly deserve sympathy from someone.

Hoo, yeah, shrubbing for duping is sure a relevant argument in regards to fighting ability!

By the way, Thoros had his rolepoints reduced a while ago. I suppose that makes him a failure worthy of incessant pity. Poor Thoros.

Lets talk a bit more about post nerf hammers.

Mine: Damage: 41 Precision: 202 Speed: 242

Ha!

Now need to get second like that.

I need to break into your shop. Mind getting a really crappy door?

Boaster.....