Tzekelkan2006-04-20 17:52:58
QUOTE(Endlessnite @ Apr 20 2006, 07:44 PM) 281048
If you stay up until 5 am EST, you get the pleasure of watching the Chuck Norris cartoon.
No, actually, I live in Europe
And one of my favorites: Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Stangmar2006-04-21 05:08:12
Nah, it's this one:
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Simimi2006-04-21 14:21:51
What is the sudden explosion of fandom for Chuck Norris...?
Like 3 years ago he was doing crappy WMA ads in bad maritla arts mags, and commercials for bow-flex...
Love-mimi
What is the sudden explosion of fandom for Chuck Norris...?
Like 3 years ago he was doing crappy WMA ads in bad maritla arts mags, and commercials for bow-flex...
Love-mimi
Like 3 years ago he was doing crappy WMA ads in bad maritla arts mags, and commercials for bow-flex...
Love-mimi
What is the sudden explosion of fandom for Chuck Norris...?
Like 3 years ago he was doing crappy WMA ads in bad maritla arts mags, and commercials for bow-flex...
Love-mimi
Saran2006-04-21 15:40:25
Unknown2006-04-21 16:25:23
QUOTE(Simimi @ Apr 21 2006, 10:21 AM) 281184
What is the sudden explosion of fandom for Chuck Norris...?
Like 3 years ago he was doing crappy WMA ads in bad maritla arts mags, and commercials for bow-flex...
Love-mimi
What is the sudden explosion of fandom for Chuck Norris...?
Like 3 years ago he was doing crappy WMA ads in bad maritla arts mags, and commercials for bow-flex...
Love-mimi
Hey you double posted in the same post!
Richter2006-04-21 17:30:18
With the new forum changes, note that if you reply to a post after you've already posted, it groups them together. I assume that's what's happened.
Daxera2006-04-21 18:59:32
REAAAALLY?!?! I've never before had the desire to get up that early...(I'm not staying up that late)...but if Chuck Norris has a cartoon...I mean, hell... I'm getting all faklempt...Talk amongst yourselves!
Mirk2006-04-22 03:07:21
actually, its 5:30 est, and 4:30 ct, and technically 10:30 gmt...
but, I've never actually watched it...
but, I've never actually watched it...
Unknown2006-04-22 03:33:50
fine fine I will give one of the only ones that made me smile. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Don't fu%^ with chuck.
Unknown2006-04-22 04:34:31
Vin Diesel > Chuck Norris
You may all go and rot now.
You may all go and rot now.
Unknown2006-04-22 04:39:45
James Bond FTW!!!
Unknown2006-04-22 04:42:26
QUOTE(SuperFrog @ Apr 22 2006, 04:39 AM) 281330
James Bond FTW!!!
citydisfavour airees for anti-vin sentiments.
3244h, 3820m, 3244e, 10p ex-
You bestow your disfavour upon Airees.
3244h, 3820m, 3244e, 10p ex-
Unknown2006-04-22 04:46:30
Airees= pretty inactive so I care?
so I care?Shamarah2006-04-22 11:17:11
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Verithrax2006-04-22 23:00:39
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Tzekelkan2006-04-23 01:54:13
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Verithrax2006-04-23 01:59:33
In Soviet Russia, a beowulf cluster of Chuck Norris' base is belong to YOU!
(Any Slashdotters around?)
(Any Slashdotters around?)
Tzekelkan2006-04-23 02:02:06
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
EDIT: Oh, and if Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
EDIT: Oh, and if Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Diamante2006-04-23 11:08:56
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Unknown2006-04-23 14:18:15
Diamante have you been drinking again?
