CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

by Arix

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Tzekelkan2006-04-24 11:25:42
QUOTE(Diamante @ Apr 23 2006, 01:08 PM) 281607

Kethuru, the Almighty is here, dark tentacles spreading across the basin.
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t kethuru
YOU HAVE TARGETTED kethuru

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rhk
roundhousekick kethuru
Stroking your beard calmly, you leap into the air and throw a mighty roundhouse kick at Kethuru, the Almighty
YOU-HAVE-SCORED-A-GOD-SPANKING-STRIPPER-DANCING-TIME-DEFYING-GUIDO-ACTUALLY-ALLOWED-TO-PLAY-AS-GUIIDO-AGAIN-CRITICAL HIT!!!1one1!

You have slain Kethuru, the Almighty.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.
The corpse of Daevos falls out of a corpse of Kethuru, the Almighty
The corpse of Estarra falls out of a corpse of Kethuru, the Almighty
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cough
You cough softly.
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highfive me

Raising your hand enthusiastically, you highfive the fist behind your beard.


Can't Kethuru Vitae? huh.gif

Oh, wait, I KNOW!!! The roundhouse kick bypasses Vitae/Lich, right?
Valarien2006-04-24 13:06:58
It's Chuck Norris...


OF COURSE it bypasses Vitae/Lich tongue.gif
Tzekelkan2006-04-24 13:58:21
You know what would be funny? To see "The soul of Kethuru roams the land, bodiless."

Do you know why it would be funny?






Because Kethuru has no soul. ninja.gif
Aiakon2006-04-24 14:37:52
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Daxera2006-04-24 19:51:20
Oh, Diamante, that made my day.
Tzekelkan2006-04-24 19:53:13
I love it how he aliased the roundhousekick rhk. laugh.gif

And how the corpse of Daevos fell out of his inventory. roflmao.gif

And how he highfived the FIST UNDER HIS BEARD !!