Actually it's more like english with weird grammar.

I would like to be a god although, I would probably go be a magnagoran god *shifty eyes* well.. don't quote me on that in game...

I would probably go to mag because I could just scare people senseless for the fun of it ...
if I hear them be all like "yeh, that laith is a sucky god-" then I'll be all like *zap!!!*
I can do that, right?

It would be nice if gods were allowed to take time off (Since they'll do it anyway) while continuing to log on to perform their IC functions without being bothered with admin work, so as not to disrupt the game.