How to destroy the Earth Definitely one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
A quote from the Preamble:
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The Earth is built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.
Also look at the "International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board".
