There's a society for Marvel's Secret Wars... but what about the Taint Wars! C'mon guys, I know some of you want to start one....

We call it Forum Mafia instead

and I really hope its fake

I CALL LADANTINE!

"AT NO POINT IN THE TAINT WARS DID LADANTINE EVER FIGHT THE GREAT CIPHER! YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE HIM FIGHT ORLACHMAR."
"Orlachmar wasn't in the Taint wars."
"MY POINT EXACTLY!"

Just change that to Orclachmar and you'll have it down pat.

EDIT: Eep, did I reveal my geekish anal tendencies?!?

Hehe, I noticed and changed before reading your comment.

Pssh. Fine. Be that way. See if I care.

I'M STILL LADANTINE!

Umm.. I'll be that merian boat guy dude.

I call Lolly Pringle (obv)

Stupid furrikin. I COULD HAVE RULED THE BASIN, DAMNIT! AND THAT ESTARRA UPSTART WASN'T HERE YET! IT COULD HAVE ALL BEEN MINE!

I call Kethuru.

Gah, you people took all the cool roles. All that's left is a bunch of sissies who die anyway.

EDIT: Waitasec, I am a genius. Bhodifucius's for me. Gorob Idorchi was kinda cool too.

Farella!

I call Illith.

El oh el.