You thought you had bad telemarketers before.

Temp Corp

I fell out of my chair laughing at this

I fell out of my chair out the door down the hallway and down a flight of stairs. I'm still laughing.

I didn't want to work here anyway...

Pretty funny

Teehee, that was good.

Heh, love it. UNLIMITED POWER!!! No minutes, I mean minutes. Unlimited minutes.

Pretty funny..

That was the only thing that made me chuckle. Toooooooo tired.

"Everyone in this building is now an enemy of the Republic!"
"HEY! GET OUT OF HERE!"
"Run, run! ... Fine, I didn't want to work here anyway!"

I thought he said, "I no longer work here anyway." Either way, still frikkin' funny. XD