Lack of rants.

by Jack

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Clise2006-09-06 07:24:22
spider.gif sums it all Val
Gelo2006-09-06 07:27:18
Maybe it wants some entertainment. I'm sure its boring inside his bottle. Get him something to play with.
Spongebob mini figures? igetit.gif
Valarien2006-09-06 07:34:24
I don't have any! And besides, like I said, he's far more likely to engulf the whole of my hand should I open the container too far. Jasper's hardcore like that. laugh.gif
Gelo2006-09-06 07:35:29
blink.gif How big is Jasper?
And is it just me or I'm seeing lots of spiders in the forums?

Random rant.
I hate how Inches are usually divided into 8 units in rulers. It screws me up everytime I need to work on something that has something like 1.6" measurement. Why didnt they divided it into 10 units? ranting.gif
Sylphas2006-09-06 14:31:56
Because if we start dividing by ten, we may as well use metric, like the smart people.
Acrune2006-09-06 14:42:05
Who measures things in 1/10"? All the really smart people measure in 1/8" or 1/16" or 1/32" increments. biggrin.gif
Shiri2006-09-06 14:47:41
QUOTE(Acrune @ Sep 6 2006, 03:42 PM) 328522

Who measures things in 1/10"? All the really smart people measure in 1/8" or 1/16" or 1/32" increments. biggrin.gif


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Gwylifar2006-09-06 14:59:01
QUOTE(Wyn @ Sep 5 2006, 02:37 PM) 328133

who the heck invented the "if" statement??


I suppose you could blame George Boole.
Unknown2006-09-06 16:51:27
QUOTE(Hazar @ Sep 5 2006, 05:46 PM) 328237

I have two orders of business regarding the Ebonguard. First and foremost, the Ebonguard maintains that it's merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live. Perhaps it would be best for it to awaken from its delusional narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that if it were paying attention -- which it would seem it is not, as I've already gone over this -- it'd see that it's easy to tell if it's lying. If its lips are moving, it's lying. It has long been obvious to attentive observers that the Ebonguard's maneuvers must not go unchallenged. But did you know that before I knew anything about it, I was once an onlooker at a few of the Ebonguard's mass demonstrations, without possessing even the slightest insight into the mentality of its forces or the nature of its circulars? The Ebonguard doesn't want you to know that because its sound bites reflect a duplicitous bias that will sentence more and more people to poverty, prison, and early death by next weekend. So don't feed me any phony baloney about how 75 million years ago, a Soulless named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Lusternia, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping Kethuru on them. That's just not true.

The Ebonguard sometimes uses the word "schizosaccharomycetaceae" when describing its quips. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response. The Ebonguard believes that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of warfare. That's just wrong. It further believes that anyone who disagrees with it is ultimately noisome. Wrong again! Finally, to those of you who are faithfully helping me give war a chance, let me extend, as always, my deepest gratitude and my most affectionate regards.
I got to the second censor.gif paragraph before I realized it was one of those censor.gif premade rants. angry.gif
Shamarah2006-09-06 17:10:26
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Sep 6 2006, 12:51 PM) 328551

I got to the second censor.gif paragraph before I realized it was one of those censor.gif premade rants. angry.gif


Haha, you're right. I didn't realize that at all, I thought he was making fun of Scientology.
Acrune2006-09-06 17:10:44
I got to "of business" before I decided that I didn't want to read it. laugh.gif
Ista2006-09-06 20:48:49
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Sep 6 2006, 10:51 AM) 328551

I got to the second censor.gif paragraph before I realized it was one of those censor.gif premade rants. angry.gif

There is a place that makes premade rants?
Xavius2006-09-06 20:59:54
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Sep 6 2006, 11:51 AM) 328551

I got to the second censor.gif paragraph before I realized it was one of those censor.gif premade rants. angry.gif


What's amusing is that, premade or not, it fits. Perfectly.
Hazar2006-09-06 23:18:54
Well...I tailored just a wee bit. Substituted 'war' for 'peace', bits like that.

But the generator gave me excellent source material.
Vix2006-09-07 00:16:25
QUOTE(Sylphas @ Sep 6 2006, 12:24 AM) 328420

Easy fix: don't stand unless you've given a command that would be stopped by being prone.

Is that possible with Nexus? glare.gif
Gelo2006-09-07 01:38:39
QUOTE(Sylphas @ Sep 7 2006, 12:31 AM) 328520

Because if we start dividing by ten, we may as well use metric, like the smart people.

Im horrible at math. I cant convert stuff easily. sad.gif
Unknown2006-09-07 01:42:37
The only reason the US didn't switch to metric was because all of the industries were already set up in standard, and it would have taken insane ammounts of money to change everything over, and would have been a pretty hefty blow to the economy at the time. tongue.gif So, technically, we the people who chose not to do it were being smart and saving themselves millions of dollars!
Asarnil2006-09-07 03:42:54
Everyone loves me now cos I inducted Munsia into Magnagora happy.gif GO ME!!!!!!!!
Unknown2006-09-07 03:50:31
QUOTE(Asarnil @ Sep 6 2006, 08:42 PM) 328733

Everyone loves me now cos I inducted Munsia into Magnagora happy.gif GO ME!!!!!!!!


I'm guessing your plan is to quit the game now, and she was like a final revenge against the crappy guild you're GM of? tongue.gif
Acrune2006-09-07 03:50:45
QUOTE(Asarnil @ Sep 6 2006, 11:42 PM) 328733

Everyone loves me now cos I inducted Munsia into Magnagora happy.gif GO ME!!!!!!!!


I know I do happy.gif