I hate that my father leaves paying bills until a day or two before they're due, especially when he gets upset with me that he didn't remember (after at least four years of experience in doing so every month) that certain ones take longer to be able to be posted.

And I hate that I've been stuck trying to load this stupid page for two hours and forty-five minutes, so far, to pay a bill of $5.50. The two times the resulting page of clicking 'Pay Online' comes up, it's already been so long in trying to load that it's timed me out. At least this one's due a whole three days away.


Edit: Yeah, been at it a total of five hours now, still refuses to get to that page I need. All the other pages work fine! Think I'm going to quit now, after wasting the entire afternoon with that.

I hate that one of my suitemates busted into my room this morning and accused me of not cleaning the bathroom, saying that I was making my roommate do it. So I woke up my roommate and she told her.. "Yeah, she cleaned it Monday." and the girl acts like we cussed her or something and slammed the damn door. I did clean that nasty shower. I cleaned it with clorox. It's like they step into it.. and nasty falls off.

That brings back memories...

When I first started college, my roommate died her hair, and the dye got all over the tub. Our suitemates knocked on our door at 3am to yell at her about it (it was obvious which one had recently died their hair). It woke us both up, but I was the one who got up and let them into the room. Then, while they were berating my roommate, I went back to sleep.

The next morning, my roommate was pissed at me and was all like "Thanks a lot." and I was all like "Huh?" I was so still mostly asleep that I completely forgot the entire thing!

That roommate was a complete twit though and I was so glad when my grades made me eligible for the honors dorm so I could move away from her.

Our honors dorm was 24/7 quiet hours. Obviously, all that smart people do is study. No way was I doing that.

Last semester I was in college, my roommate moved in with his girlfriend, so I had the room to myself. It was great, I got to eat all his candy he left behind.

I declare the Age of Owls at an end! LONG LIVE THE MONKEY!!!

oh my god.

Fail.

I'm in pain.

Yesh! Ours weren't. Thank goodness! Me and my roommates would have been kicked out!

I'm dying

Owls are just cuter.

But are there any pictures of owls performing oral sex? I think not!

I no longer have eyes.

Because owls don't have oral sex.

Which makes monkeys automatically better.

No species that doesn't enjoy oral sex can ever be worth anything

Fallen, are you channeling me or something?

'Cause if you are I'd have to ask you to cease and desist.

heh, I found this funny.

I would have been like "No, it's the fact that you’re a that is scumming up the shower, stop yourself out to everyone and maybe the shower would stay cleaner!”

Read between the , you . Lollercoasters

Hello Mr. Lag Monster, I despise you too.