But... all my tinfoil is painted orange...

I just wasn't expecting a penis in my face. I've never even seen what the guy's FACE looks like.

God, that sounds bad when taken out of context.

Yay for Gloryholes!

I hate Fallen.


Not really, but still.

<3

Hey, at least if you liked glory holes, you'd like oral sex, which would mean you were allowed to remain as GA!

Fallen made my diet coke come out of my nose at work!

How do you think Verithrax gets favours?

Yes, I'm joking. No more people saying I'm playing favorites. If I was.. He'd be GM by now and we'd be snickering away about the whole "Your office or mine?" idea.


Oh.. I hate this.

(Cacophony): Stagar says, "So what constitutes getting favours here, aside from
being married or in relations with a higher ranking member?"

I'm NOT HAVING SEX WITH NYMERYA!

Well I wouldn't think THAT would be a good way to go about it!

Why is Stagar even an Undersec?

Because I was being nice.

But he left the guild so I don't even have to take away the position..

I'm pissed off that Stagar, after getting a chance he didn't deserve (See: Thievery), pisses and moans that he doesn't get favoured immediately upon doing something minor for the guild (Of course, not because there's nobody with a favour left around! Noo, because NOBODY LIKES HIM.). I just love how he prances around like he's the bloody saviour of the guild and how we're all screwed without him (Yes, because having someone who steals and throws a hissy fit when he doesn't get what he wants is bloody great for a guild). And it annoys me that he threatens me and asks to keep guild skills after quitting the guild, which is just bloody peachy, and I hope Daevos doesn't go with it - If he wants to be rogue with our guildskills, fine, but he shouldn't be able to have the city and the skills without having to answer to the guild, specially since people are going to associate his idiocy with us.

I was going to favour him.. but I had already favoured Verithrax for writing an awesome guild structure. When I tried to explain this to him.. he said that was Veri had done was a menial task and that is wasn't hard work. But.. what he wanted a favour for was writing ONE SCROLL.

It doesn't make sense to me, but I can't really get him to explain himself because he's blocked me on msn and I'm tired of his bullshit in game so I'm snubbing him now.

Plus you'd have a rather irked Minister who'd be kicking you both out of the city.

How would you be able to kick us out of the city over something that concerns the guild? I'm sure Morgfyre would eat us before you even got the chance.

Minister can't kick anyone with rank of any kind.

But, yeah, if enough votes show up to remove guild leaders, there's no patron who'll save you.

I said he'd eat me... How is eating saving?

Damn, that would be hot.

.....

I hate that there's no link at the bottom of the forums pages (I'm using the Celestia skin) to go back to the main forums or other areas in the forums, so I always have to scroll all the way to the top to use the link there.

Edit - Wait, I think I just found it. I hate that it was so hard to find!

And I hate that I live in a van down by the river!