Heh, why not set an automatic "foul language replacer?" You know, when people say said word it's automatically replaced by by the forums. I know you can do it with phbpbpbpbbpb (whatever) forums. Not sure about Invision.

...but why is the rum gone?

I started being patronizing? Well you practically made it an artform.

Oh, and kthxbai.

Well, on the bright side, I've gotten good enough at influencing I CAN beat down chanted city dwellers.

Just not Daevos.

Damn Warlord. Why do you have to be so...so...GOOD?!?

In regards to this picture, I did not draw it. I got it off Google.

How was I s'posed to know? It LOOKED like you drew it!

That's what things look like when I draw on MSPaint. Not by hand.

rant?

Raikogen's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
With a powerful lunge, Raikogen strikes at you with a silver crescent scimitar. Raikogen strikes deep into your right foot, pinning it down with a silver crescent scimitar. You involuntarily crumple to a crouch and can think of nothing but freeing your impaled foot.
Hmmmm. Why must everything be so difficult to figure out?

Raikogen takes a long drag off his pipe.
3009h, 4512m, 4755e, 10p exk-
With a powerful lunge, Raikogen strikes at you with a silver crescent scimitar.
Raikogen strikes deep into your right foot, pinning it down with a silver crescent scimitar. You involuntarily crumple to a crouch and can think of nothing but freeing your impaled foot.

First combo of the spar. That is all.

You will find that alot, Catarin and a bunch of others pinfooted me in one combo, even with post cap weapons.

Further rant. Astrology is useless for offense. Moondance offense when not a hexer is completely one sided. Aeon, maybe throw in a dark moon, and either lash/curse or moonburst.

Rant: My wooly mammoth cannot fly. Why not. Maybe he was especially bred for flying, or he met an evil shaman who cast a spell on him to make him fly. Or...or...

Dumbo

nuff said

My broom can fly, and it doesn't even have a brain! Although it is 8 freaking feet long. Why I need such a long broom, no one knows. I'm only 3.5 feet tall. It's so much overkill.

I hate brooms.

I could think of a few reasons.

*is shot*

Non-flying legendary mounts are supposed to be better at things like jousting (not that anyone uses that).

I hate that wildnodes is at the same time every (week/fortnight/month?).

The same 3am monday morning time.

Oh, I beg to differ, my broom is smart enough to fly out from under me and follow Elryn around while he is flying, leaving me on the ground. It is quite silly.

Yeah, screw that. It's not like anyone has riding high enough to joust anyways.

I hate it that Sipelus left as Guild Master.

But for all you Mitch-haters out there, Forren is now champion.

And I hate that's it's basically just a way of giving Magnagora +1500 power every day, with half discretionary costs and 10% off guards because no-one else has a chance because they always taint/meld the other spheres, and spam them full of creatures.