Was that sacrasm? because I really can't tell.... text doesn't convey inflection.

Sometimes I really sound like a hick when I talk. I swear.

My Boss and I were looking at a site we redirect to and it was taking forever to load and he mentioned that it was a problem and I agreed and said "Yeah, if I were lookin fer a school and this happened, I'dda done gave up by now."



But I love that when I repeated it (cause my Boss's reaction was really funny) to the Boss's wife she actually physically flinched. That made me laugh.

I've taken to saying yall, its a handy word.

I've convinced my manager that I'm hard at hearing because I ignore him if I can get away with it.

If your not using yallre you don't have to worry about sounding like a hick

Five points to Gryffindor.

Psh. Everyone knows Acrune is Hufflepuff - He can't be with the cool kids, nor can he be with the evil kids.

WoW Rant:

I ing hate Deadmines. I swear to god, Ixi is not ing noobschool. When I say, in caps, three times, "DON'T HIT THE SHEEP!", most people would ignore the goddamn sheep. No, these guys finally say, "But I thought they just did that themselves." Ok, now even if Westfall is under attack by weresheep Defias pirates, if the group leader says not to hit the bastards, DON'T.

Secondly, you ask why I quit your guild. Because you asked me to rezz you, you noobtastic son of a bitch. IXI IS A MAGE. I can turn you into a sheep, or freeze you to death, but I can't ing rezz you.

WoW rant:

I hate 21 second lag preventing me from playing the game I paid for!

QFT

I'm not a mage!

But you can res people

I have a rant about grammar/spelling and also novice talking in general.

IG, USE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING!!!!! On GNT, DON'T SAY i hav lvl 9 so wat do i do??
Okay, I get the occasional slip, I'm fine. However, I see people who NEVER, EVER, capitalize their I's and I want to STRANGLE! Okay, before I get all angry, I usually send them a tell, and they -usually- listen, though this is a related example to the contrary... (paraphrasing)

says: "How do you make triggers to pick up stuff after you killed them?"
says: "Okay, see the Nexus window? Right click on the button that looks like a keyboard, beneath that one that looks like a gear, under the compass.
*I sent a warning tell to do this over tells, not GNT, no response*
Then proceeded a step-by-step tutorial on how to make a trigger for that, more tells, no response.
Doman (I think) says: Please stop all this silly talk.
says: <>


/rant

Ixi is my mage. She's a cute little female gnome who I named after a Neopet. I want to snuggle her and cuddle her and start a line of plushies that resemble her.

Also, she makes things die hideous icy deaths. That's a always a perk.

*highfive*

No wai, all the online quizzes put me in Gryffindor

You must have some serious problems. Sorry but you attack and I have seen you on raids. So you are saying you actually hate these people OOC. Dude, step away from a computer and step into a straightjacket. I hate Narsrim's character and the way his player does cheesy things. Does that mean I hate the guy at the keyboard? No. I would probably charliehorse him in the leg one time just because he keeps killing me, then laugh... and expect him to either laugh or charliehorse me back. Not beat me to death. I will however beat Forren senseless when I see him, but that is for fun, not because I hate him... It's more of an initiation into the dark side of the city thing. Veo will be there wearing a hooded cloak and pouring pigs blood over his head.... wait I have said too much...

Way to let the cat out of the bag .

OMG you said bag...!!! Operation Paper Bag!!! must complete the mission!!!

The Arby's oven mitt, on it's side like that, sort of looks like the continental USA.

What the hell is a charlie horse?

EDIT: Remembered to look it up this time: ew, mean!